Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 11

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Semi-Balanced?

Summary

Characters (In order of appearence): TheDenzel, Martian Emperor, Announcer, Homestar, Strong Bad

Places: TheDenzel's House, The Grocery Store

Transcript

THEDENZEL: {at his desk} Email? Did someone say email?

Random Question

Mr. Denzel,
Can you jump on one foot while
spitting on the wall while
in a grocery store while
dancing in a basket while
answering this email?
KTHXBAI
littl jr.

{TheDenzel reads "Mr. Denzel" as You miss'tered TheDenzel and "KTHXBAI" as K-T-G-X-B-A-I}

THEDENZEL: Well, I guess I could!

{cut to show TheDenzel in a grocery store isle. The Super-Den is placed on of the shelves. TheDenzel is jumping on his left foot, in a red shopping basket, and occasionally spits on a wall during the email. The Martian Emperor is standing next to him, examing the items on the shelf.}

THEDENZEL: {singing} I'll do anything {spit} for email! {spit} {stops singing} Seriously, look what I'm doing now! {spit}

Foodstuffs

Hey TheDenzel,
Have you ever tried making any edible foodstuffs?
Pter again

THEDENZEL: {typing} Ahh! {spit} Not this ter... d guy again. {spit} Oh well. So, edible foodstuffs {spit}, eh, Ter? Well I suppose I could! I would make my own {spit} brand of cereal! It'd be called {spit} TheDenzelios!

{a yellow backround comes up. In red letters with a green circle behind it, the words THEDENZELIOS! bounce onto the screen. The announcer's voice is heard}

ANNOUNCER: It's TheDenzelios! Everyone's favorite breakfast cereal! Mmm! Who can resist those lightning bolt shaped marshmallows? {an orange lightning bolt shows up on the right} Or those crunchy TheDenzel's head shaped crunchy things? {TheDenzel's logo shows up on the left} Oh boy! I can't wait! TheDenzelios! {the following words show up at the bottom of the screen in quotation marks} Part of a semi-balanced breakfast!

{TheDenzel moves his way on to screen from the bottom of the screen. The commercial behind him blurrs.}

THEDENZEL: Don't believe us? Why not ask some of our consumers?

{cut to show Strong Bad at the cashier check out. Homestar is behind the counter. A box of TheDenzelios is on the counter.}

STRONG BAD: What? Five bucks for this box of cereal?

HOMESTAR: I don't make the prices, ma'am... sir.

STRONG BAD: This is false advertising! I'd bet those little lightning bolt shaped marshmallows look nothing like lightning bolts. They're probably all rounded off and mushy. And I know those TheDenzel's Head shaped crunchy things look way more like yellow flower pots!

HOMESTAR: Actually, no. Take a look for yourself! {opens up box and pulls out cereal}

STRONG BAD: {reaches inside} Ow! {pulls his hand out} Something cut me! {there is a small cut in his glove}

HOMESTAR: It was the lightning bolt!

STRONG BAD: Wow! I guess this isn't such a crappy cereal after all!

THEDENZEL: {walking on} Yah! My cereal is way better than you're candy bar!

STRONG BAD: Wanna bet? Homestar, which is better.

HOMESTAR: I like marshmallows!

THEDENZEL: Ha! That means he likes mine!

STRONG BAD: No! My candy has Marshmallow vapor!

THEDENZEL: Whatever. Mine's still cooler. {walks off}

HOMESTAR: So, you got the five bucks?

{cut back to commercial}

ANNOUNCER: TheDenzelios! Get yours today! {mumbling, quickly.} TheDenzelios Incorperated is not liable for any babies, cereal eaters, grandmothers, Strong Bads or any living breathing creature who may be injured due to the non-mushyness of TheDenzelios. It's entirelly you're fault, don't say we didn't warn you.

{Down goes the paper}

Easter Eggs

• If you wait a few seconds, a wad of spit will go up on the screen.
• At the end, you can click on the lightning bolt to see a small drop of blod drip down it.
• Also at the end, you can click on the exclamation point to view a short clip:

{Strong Bad and Homestar are standing at the register again}

STRONG BAD: That's it, I am so suing TheDenzel for cutting my gloves!

THEDENZEL: {popping up from behind the counter} Nu-uh! Not liable!

{end}