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Summary

TheDenzel gets 3 wishes.

Characters (in order of appearance): TheDenzel, Genie, Will The Ball, Homestar Runner

Places: TheDenzel's House, The Stick

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Email! Email! Super Duper Email!

Subject: 3 Wishes

ATTENTION!
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO BE OUR MILLIONTH LOG-ON...ER!
JUST CLICK HERE TO GET 3 WISHES!

THEDENZEL: {typing} What? Are you serious? 3 WISHES? One millionth log-on...er? Awesome! {clicks the link}

{Zoom out to show the full room. A genie pops out of the SuperDen.}

THEDENZEL: Whoa! Are you a genie!

GENIE: {very low and echoing voice} Indeed! I am a genie! I am here to grant you three wishes!

THEDENZEL: Okay, cool! Um... let's see. Ooh! I got it! For my first wish, I wish that Will The Ball I made up could be real, and be my lackey! Like the Cheat is for StrongBad!

GENIE: Your wish is granted!

{TheDenzel and the genie look up toward the ceiling. Will comes crashing to the floor and bounces up and down for a little bit.}

THEDENZEL: Sweet!

WILL: What? Where I am I? {shy} Oh... hey, TheDenzel...

THEDENZEL: Sup, Will? Hey, go get me a soda!

WILL: Oh. Okay then. {rolls off}

THEDENZEL: So you are a genie!

GENIE: Oh course I am!

THEDENZEL: This is so cool! Okay, for my second wish, erm... let's see. Ahh man. I wish I knew what to wish for...

GENIE: Okay!

THEDENZEL: Wait no!

{a chime noise is played}

THEDENZEL: Aww man! I wasted a wish. But, at least I know what to wish for... For my final wish, I wish that-

{Homestar enters}

HOMESTAR: Hey there, Duckman!

THEDENZEL: I AM NOT A DUCK!

HOMESTAR: Your right, your a cabbage!

THEDENZEL: What is it with you and cabbage?

HOMESTAR: I don't know. You're the one that wrote the transcript!

THEDENZEL: Umm. Homestar. You really shouldn't break the forth wall-

HOMESTAR: And you put it on your sig, and several other emails.

THEDENZEL: You really shouldn't do stuff like that! We may get complaints-

HOMESTAR: I think that it's just an inside joke with you in the real world.

THEDENZEL: {Worried} What do you mean, Homestar? This is the real world-

HOMESTAR: Honestly, I think that we just need to face the facts, Free Country, USA doesn't really ex-

THEDENZEL: Now you're going out of character too? Man, I wish that you'd just stop talking before we get my email show deleted!

GENIE: Alrighty then!

THEDENZEL: What? No! Wait a minute!

{The Genie dissapears and Homestar's mouth gets covered in duct tape.}

THEDENZEL: Grr! Oh well. {turns to computer. Starts to type} Well, there it is. My three wishes... Yep. There ya go. At least I got my own lackey out of this. And my shows still around. Where is my soda anyway? {calling to Will} Will? Where's my soda? Will? {typing again} Aww crap.

{Cue the paper}

Easter Eggs

• You can click on soda at the end to view a short clip.

{Will is seen in front of the refrigerator. A bottle of mountain dew is laying on the floor with the cap off, endlessly flowing. Will is covered in soda.}

WILL: Oh man! TheDenzel's gonna be soooo mad! And, that's like an endless bottle of Mountain Dew!