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ZE VEAT: Everybody loves Ze Accent! Ve should give you more of ze accent!

THEDENZEL: Oh. The Accent.

ZE VEAT: Nyet nyet. Ze Accent!

THEDENZEL: Oh vight.

{fade to Ze Veat standing in front of a curtain}

ZE ACCENT: Ladies and Ze Gentlemen. After hours and hours of hard, accent filled vork, it is now my honor to prozent to you, ze new and improved, ZaDenzel-Mail!

{the curtain opens revealing TheDenzel sitting at his computer.}

ZADENZEL: Hokay. Time to check ze emails.

Subject: Computer Ketchup

Dear ZaDenzel and Za Veat, Have you ever tried computer ketchup? It's good! Simply put ketchup on your computer! It's better then the regular kind!
From,
Dangeresque Too

{TheDenzel reads the whole email with Ze Accent}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Dangeresque Too? Aren't you supposed to be chasing Ze Gremlin? Oh vell. On vith ze email. No. I have never tried computer ketchup. But maybe I should. Vill! Vill!

{cut to show Will rolling in besides, TheDenzel}

WILL: Yes?

THEDENZEL: Please go get a bottle of ketchup.

WILL: Right away, TheDenzel.

THEDENZEL: {typing} You should know, Dangeresque too. Zat I vill be holding you completely vesponsible if antysing {pronounced ENT-TEA-SING} happens to ze Macinsoft PX.

{cut back to Will rolling in carrying a bottle of ketchup}

WILL: Here's your ketchup sir.

THEDENZEL: Oh. Sank you. {takes the ketchup and stands up} Here ve go!

{ZaDenzel- er TheDenzel starts to tips the bottle over the Macinsoft. The screen goes black. A buzzing electric sound can be heard after a few seconds.}

THEDENZEL: Oh crap. I broke ze computer.

{the words game over appear in red on the screen.}

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