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Summary

Characters (In order of appearance): TheDenzel, The Cheat, Ze Veat, Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar, Will

Places: TheDenzel's House, Bubs Concession Stand

Transcript

THEDENZEL: {singing} Another opening, another email.

subject: cheese anvils

Yo! TheDenzel!
Do you have any pets? I think you should get one of them cheese anvils. I have two, Ert Plus has one, nearly everyone has one!

Cyrus

THEDENZEL: {typing} Pets? Cheese anvils? Like The Cheat?

{cut to show The Cheat standing right beside TheDenzel}

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

THEDENZEL: Oh no. I didn't call for you. I was just answering one of my emails.

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

THEDENZEL: Well, Cyrus wants me to get a pet. What do you suggest?

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

THEDENZEL: You're right. I guess The Cheats do make for best pets. I guess I should make one up.

THE CHEAT: {angry cheat noises}

THEDENZEL: No. I'm not gonna get one that's better than- Wait. Yes. I do plan on making a The Cheat that's better than you.

THE CHEAT: {angry cheat noises. Walks off}

THEDENZEL: Okay then. {turns back to computer} {typing} So, a The Cheat, eh Cyrus? I guess I could get one. But mine would be way different than the rest of 'em.

{cut to a white screen. The Cheat is standing in the center}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} Okay, first thing would be that he'd be spotless.

{The Cheat's spots dissapear}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} Plus, he'd be evil!

{The Cheat gets angry eye brows.}

THEDENZEL: But not just evil. He'd a spy! With a little bag filled with spy tools!

{The Spotless Evil Cheat gets a brown strap with a bag on it}

THEDENZEL: There we go. Now we need to give it some personality.

{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand. Bubs is standing behind the counter}

BUBS: No no. First you got get a bottle of diet coke!

COACH Z: And thorn?

BUBS: You gotta get a packet of mentos!

{Camera zooms in to show Ze Veat (TheDenzel's new The Cheat), pearing around the corner of the building. We can still faintly hear Coach Z and Bubs talking. Ze Veat walks back behind the buidling. Zoom back out to show Bubs and Coach Z talking}

COACH Z: But when does it explorde?

{Ze Veat pops up behind Bubs in the stand}

BUBS: When you mix the mentos with the diet coke!

{Ze Veat turns around and steals the drink machine}

COACH Z: Oh. How high does it gore?

{Ze Veat flees away to the left of the screen}

BUBS: Oh pretty high. Mmmm. Now I'm thirsty. You want some drinks?

COACH Z: Sure.

{Bubs turns around and jumps}

BUBS: What?! Somebody stole my drink machine!

COACH Z: Noooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

{Cut to TheDenzel at his desk. Ze Veat walks in carrying the drink machine}

THEDENZEL: Wow! Nice job my new The Cheat.

ZE VEAT: {he always speaks with a russian accent} It is my debt to you for taking me off of ze streets.

THEDENZEL: You can talk? Your foreign?

ZE VEAT: Dah. {russian for yes} Of course I am foreign.

THEDENZEL: Well, what's your names.

ZE VEAT: Back before I left my home country, I was known as Ze Veat.

THEDENZEL: Oh. So your name is The Veat?

ZE VEAT: No no. Ze Veat! With ze accent!

HOMESTAR: {popping his head in from screen right} Whoa! The accent thing is resolved! {exits}

WILL: {rolling in} Who's that?

THEDENZEL: Oh, that's my new pet, Will. His name is Ze Veat. Ze Veat, this is Will... my lackey.

ZE VEAT: Pleasure to meet you.

WILL: Yah. Okay then.

THEDENZEL: {turns to computer} {typing} So there you have it, Cyromaniac. My new pet. I kinda like him. Ze accent might take some getting used to though. But I'm sure it'll all be okay. Okay! And that's-a my show. Keep sendin' me those emails! Bye now!

ZE VEAT: {offscreen} Vait! Vait!

THEDENZEL: What is it, Ze Veat?

ZE VEAT: I vant to say somesink.

THEDENZEL: Oookay.

ZE VEAT: {hops up on the desk} Ello zeare vorld. My name is Ze Veat. I am glad to meet you. Goodbye! {jumps down}

THEDENZEL: Aaaaaalrighty then.

{The Paper comes down reading, "Click here to email ZeDenzel"}

Easter Eggs

• At the end, you can click on "accent" to view a short clip:

{The Cheat and Ze Veat are standing in the field}

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

ZE VEAT: Nyet! Eat goes like zis. Ze rain in spain falls mainly on ze plain. Got eat?

THE CHEAT: {sighs}

• When TheDenzel types "eh, Cyrus?" you can click on it to view a drawing of Eh Steve wearing a sign labeled "Cyrus".