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Summary

Characters (In order of appearance): TheDenzel, Strong Sad, Coach Z, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar, Strong Bad, Bubs, Marzipan, Huey, King of Town

Places: TheDenzel's House, TheDenzelabs, The Field, Bubs Concession Stand

Transcript

THEDENZEL: {singing} Eeeeeeeee! Email check tonight!

subject: chemicals

Dear TheDenzel,
Have you ever worked in a lab? If so, have you used crystals, chemicals, or other stuff like that?
Hoping for the caves to expand a lot,

TheTwig

THEDENZEL: {typing} TheTwig? I thought you lived down in the caves! Oh well. No more crossovers for me. So, a lab? Well, you're pretty lucky! Me and my investors have just opened up a whole brand new lab! I mean, litterally, just like five minutes ago! Let's go check it out! {walks off}

{cut to TheDenzelabs, a large grey building with a few windows. Cut to inside TheDenzelabs. The walls are gray and men in white coats are walking around. TheDenzel walks in through an automatic door and up to a table. On the table is a bunch of multi-colored beakers and other experimental tools}

THEDENZEL: Well, here we are! Welcome to TheDenzelabs! Let's see what we can create! {begins to mix beakers}

'{Strong Sad walks in}

STRONG SAD: Hey, TheDenzel. What are you doing?

THEDENZEL: Oh. Hey, Strong Sad. I'm just experimenting with my new lab.

STRONG SAD: Do you mind if I help?

THEDENZEL: Sure. Hold this beaker. {hands out a beaker}

{Strong Sad goes to grab it and drops it on the floor. It shatters, spilling green liquid all over Strong Sad's feet. His elephant legs begin to grow larger}

STRONG SAD: Ahh! What's happening?

THEDENZEL: I don't know!

STRONG SAD: My feet are getting bigger!

{his feet suddenly grow increasingly large at a faster speed. Cut to show Strong Sad destroy TheDenzelabs with his feet}

STRONG SAD: Ahh! I can't control my feet! {running off screen}

THEDENZEL: {barely visible. Chasing after} Strong Sad! Stop!

{Cut to Coach Z, Strong Mad and The Cheat in the field}

COACH Z: And that's when I roralized the DNA Evidornce thing was over!

STRONG MAD: {pointing up offscreen} STRONG SAD! STRONG SAD!

COACH Z: No no. I'm the Coach Z!

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

COACH Z: What? A giant Strong Sad headed this way? Ahhh!

{Strong Sad's foot smashes into the ground behind Coach Z}

STRONG SAD: {distant} Woah! Oooh! Errrm!

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

COACH Z: You said it The Chort! Let's get outta here!

{Cut to Bubs Concession Stand. Bubs is standing inside, polishing a plastic bowl labeled "Mash'd Taters". He looks frustrated. Homestar, Strong Bad, and Marzipan are standing around outside. Homestar and Marzipan are singing together}

HOMESTAR: {singing} And that's the end of my soooooooong!

MARZIPAN: {singing along} This song shall never ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!

STRONG BAD: Ew!

BUBS: Yah. S B is right. You guys shouldn't quit your day job.

{Strong Sad's foot smashes down besides the stand}

STRONG BAD: That's where I put those elephant feet!

BUBS: Run for your life! I'll stay here and fight him! {throws bowl at the leg}

HOMESTAR: Whatever you say Bubsy! {runs off. Marzipan follows}

STRONG BAD: How'd this happen?

STRONG SAD: {distant} TheDenzel spilled some of his chemicals on me!

BUBS: Ah! I knew that yellow guy had something to do with this.

{Huey springs up besides Bubs}

HUEY: May I be of assistance?

STRONG BAD: Who are you?

BUBS: It's just that Huey guy!

STRONG BAD: Lemmee guess. TheDenzel made him in PowerPoint!

HUEY: I do not advise that you break the forth wall.

STRONG BAD: I hate this guy already!

THEDENZEL: {walking in} Umm. Hey guys.

BUBS: TheDenzel. We know this is your fault.

THEDENZEL: Well I didn't mean to- {looks to Huey} Huey? How'd you get here?

HUEY: That is not of importance at the moment. Now, we must vanquish this epidemic!

THEDENZEL: Any suggestions?

HUEY: Take me to your lab! {looks up} Strong Sad! You may want to follow as well!

STRONG SAD: O-okay then!

{cut to show TheDenzel and Huey walking through the remains of TheDenzelabs. Big legged Strong Sad is following them}

HUEY: Okay then. Grab me that vial of spoiled cabbage!

THEDENZEL: Okay. {does so}

HOMESTAR: {walking in} Hey guys. What's- {see's Strong Sad} Ahh! He's still a big monster!

THEDENZEL: Ya. We know, Homestar!

HOMESTAR: Make it stop! Make it stop!

HUEY: {finishing up} And done! {looks to Strong Sad} Here take this! {throws the vial offscreen}

STRONG SAD: {drinking noises}

{Strong Sad's legs shrink to normal size}

THEDENZEL: {meanwhile} It's working!

STRONG SAD: {now fixed} Horray!

THE KING OF TOWN: {walking in} Excuse me, Mr. TheDenzel.

THEDENZEL: Wha?

THE KING OF TOWN: Is this destruction all your responsibility?

HOMESTAR: Whoa! Is The King of Town actually taking a constructive role in society?

STRONG SAD: Whoa! Did Homestar just use big words? That's funny. {Starts laughing}

STRONG BAD: {walking in} Is Strong Sad laughing! Stop laughing at Homestar! You're making him feel bad!

THEDENZEL: Ahh! Too many out of characters! What've I started! Ahhhhh! I better just start this thing over! {takes out the remote from the movie: Click} Here we go! {pushes button}

{The screen begins to quickly rewind the previous scenes, until TheDenzel is back at his computer desk}

THEDENZEL: {singing} -mail check tonight!

subject: chemicals

Dear TheDenzel,
Have you ever worked in a lab? If so, have you used crystals, chemicals, or other stuff like that?
Hoping for the caves to expand a lot,

TheTwig

THEDENZEL: {typing} A lab? No. Certainly not. I've never worked in a cave and never will. Sorry. Whew! Saved my email show.

{The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• At the end, you can click on "Whew" to view a short clip:

{Huey, Bubs and Strong Bad are standing at the concession stand}

BUBS: So, why are you still here, Huey?

HUEY: That is an excellent question, Bubs.

STRONG BAD: Didn't TheDenzel like... erase you ever appearing here.

HUEY: Indeed.

BUBS: So why are you still here?

HUEY: That is an excellent question.

STRONG BAD: Wait, what?