RiffText/MFT3K/Zarel Emails

Opening Comments

CHWOKA: So, Zarel Emails, huh?

NOXIGAR: FINALLY, SOMETHING BEING RIFFED THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE IM A BELL. GOOD GRAVY.

NACHOMAN: Yup.

CHWOKA: Say, Skub, isn't Zarel your new best friend?

SKUB: I'LL SHOW YOU I'LL BE MORE VICIOUS THAN EVER

CHWOKA: Really? Hit me with a joke.

SKUB: Uhhhhhh GIVE ME A SECOND

CHWOKA: What, are we going to make a furry joke or something? Maybe correct his grammar? What brand new exciting riffs will you hit us with in our SECOND SEASON?

NOXIGAR: Fact: Rainbows don't always make things 20% cooler.

SKUB: NO I REFUSE TO BE STEREOTYPED

CHWOKA: I'll stereotype you! I'll stereotype you as worthless.

NOXIGAR: I'd actually stereotype Skullbuggy as "awesome". But then again not two people are not on fire.

{Skub cries into his hands.}

NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

CHWOKA: So, NachoMan, first episode. Excited?

NACHOMAN: What about Skub?

CHWOKA: Don't change the subject, we're talking about your first day.

NACHOMAN: No, I think you really hurt his feelings...

CHWOKA: He doesn't have feelings.

NACHOMAN: Oh, well, I guess this is cool and stuff. It's always been my dream to get paid to make fun of people, agle-

CHWOKA: You don't get paid for this

NACHOMAN: I-- excuse me?

NOXIGAR: I think I know what game I'm going to play~

CHWOKA: We're just doing this for fun!

NACHOMAN: I, I just felt a serious dip in my motivation.

NOXIGAR: I think it's time to play "NACHOMAN MISSES THE POINT". Just because it's his early riffs does not mean I'll show him any mercy, mind you.

CHWOKA: Wait, where's Bluebry?

NOXIGAR: He ran out of non-sequitors to MISS THE POINT with.

DINOSHAUR: Well hello fellas, what are we doing today?

CHWOKA: You know what? Just start the show, I'm sure he'll show up eventually.

{Fade out.}

Zarel Emails

The following is a still-active fanstuff. The following is the revision as on 22:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

BLUEBRY: i bet this is on deviantart somewhere

NOXIGAR: Gee, what gives you that impression? Did he, oh I dunno, have a deviantart link for his artwork?

ZAREL E-MAILS
Yellow dragon action

SKUB: "Yellow Dragon Action"? Why do I have a sinking feeling about this?

On the return to Free Country, USA (or rather Zarel's arrival), Zarel Lewis, 17 and a half,

NACHOMAN: i'm onwy twee and a hawf yeaws owd

NOXIGAR: And here's the first point missed! Apparently Nachoman thinks of a "number and a half years old" joke to be classic, so he uses it. However, just because it's a "number and a half" doesn't mean diddly squat when it comes to the fact no first person was involved in this statement! NachoMan, in this example and rather barely, misses the point.

decided to open up his own E-Mail checking show to please the fans and answer their questions.

SKUB: Dear penthouse forum, I never thought this would happen to me,

E-Mail List

ZarelMails: Email List

Scroll Theme of the Time:
ZAREL: Hello? {knocks on screen a bit} Scroll Buttons?

CHWOKA: They went away because nobody likes you.
BLUEBRY: file a missing persons report

NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, BLUEBRY! STOP TRYING TO GET QUALIFIED FOR MY GAME SHOW! NACHOMAN'S SUPPOSED TO MISS THE POINT, NOT YOU~

Current Computer: Cappy DT8

BLUEBRY: more li-no, too easy

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10. dream house

NOXIGAR: Aww, man! They skipped this episode in their riffing! Now I can't riff it.

9. art
8. der cheat
7. dragon questiones

BLUEBRY: questions

6. robot
5. games

SKUB: OH I HOPE HE TALKS ABOUT TEAM FORTRESS OR MEGA MAN
CHWOKA: Nah, probably just the games he plays with himself at night.
SKUB: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!
{canned laughs}

NOXIGAR: Oh cool Skub makes a masturbatory remark about video games. Even though Team Fortress can be played with multiple people. Now if this were just a Megaman joke, then maybe the single-player exclusiveness would allow this joke to actually be funny.

4. spelunking
3. billion dollars
2. style
1. love limerick

DINOSHAUR: Fun fact, there is no love in Limerick. It's an awful place.

NOXIGAR: Wait, there was no "Season 2: Once More With NachoMan and Dinoshaur". I take it you're only here for one riff?

Computer Archive

Cappy DT8 (Emails 1-?)

"The Cappy DT8. Get ahead in life with the Cappy."

Zarel's first computer. The Cappy is a relatively old computer from the early 2000s,

CHWOKA: Wait, so Zarel didn't have a computer until after 9/11? What a pitiful sack of loser.
NACHOMAN: i'm pretty sure he didn't figure out how to check email on it until several months ago

NOXIGAR: NachoMan would have a point, but then there's the fact that in this timeline Zarel's computer would be a decade in age. Which might not be much in human standards, but it's a remarkable feat with how dynamic and constantly-changing computers are by nature. The oldest lifespan of a computer before it becomes practically obsolete is four years. Looks like NachoMan missed the point yet again!

but still works efficiently. It can play games, surf the web, and most importantly, check email.

SKUB: If it can't time travel then I'm out of here.

Scroll Theme Archive

• ZAREL: Hello? {knocks on screen a bit} Scroll Buttons? (Emails 1-?)

NACHOMAN: "Zarel Lewis: 2010 - ????"

NOXIGAR: Here it seems NachoMan- oh what point is there to miss this time?! This makes no sense at all.

Inbox

Drop an email for Zarel here.

NACHOMAN: oh you bet I will

NOXIGAR: Oh hey, NachoMan didn't miss the point for once! Although he might just send Zarel hate-mail...

Randomize

{Upon clicking the option, Zarel clicks a key that makes his computer roulette through the available emails. To stop, he raises a fist and slams the keyboard to make it stop.}

SKUB: Not how computers work there buddie
BLUEBRY: one of those keys has gotta stop it

Represent. \m/(-_-)\m/

BLUEBRY: so hxc

This user thinks Zarel Emails are sweet.

BLUEBRY: ahahahahahahhahahahashhahahhahaha sure

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Closing Comments

CHWOKA: You know, that was in a completely different league of bad than the other stuff we've done.

BLUEBRY: There were some laugh-worthy moments, not gonna lie.

NACHOMAN: It wasn't that bad. So, surely the stuff we riff doesn't get worse, right guys?

NOXIGAR: Here, NachoMan doesn't understand how the things being riffed are of bad opinion to the people riffing the fanstuff so his idealism, or maybe a sarcastic variant at best, falls right on its testicles into a hacksaw. For the layman, he missed the point.

....right?

{Chwoka gets up and walks away. Skub and Bluebry follow.}

NACHOMAN: ...Guys?

NOXIGAR: The inherent lack of understanding that the episode is over seems to display itself rather nicely. Or maybe I have missed the point for once in this page.

{All the lights turn off.}