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Opening Comments

SKUB: Okay, so... what're we doing this time?

BLUEBRY: it's a stupid shit

BLUEBRY: piece of shit

SKUB: Right, but what kind?

NACHOMAN: The kind that takes place in space, obviously.

SKUB: Man, I feel stupid for not getting that!

NACHOMAN: You should feel stupid, you trash. You piece of trash.

BLUEBRY: trash shit

{Skub gently weeps.}

CHWOKA: Oh I exist too. Just throwin' that out there.

NACHOMAN: So yep! Space-Aged Stupidity. Sounds like a Criterion Classic to me!

CHWOKA: If I'm right, wasn't this a collaborative fiction? Like Wikihood?

NACHOMAN: I believe so, why?

CHWOKA: Because I feel like we're going to have just as much trouble getting through all of this as we did through one episode of Wikihood. And we didn't even get through all of it!

NACHOMAN: Oh. Right.

BLUEBRY: oh boy

CHWOKA: Anyhow, I think we should get the riffing started! Get it over with quickly.

BLUEBRY: sedatives?

NACHOMAN: Hm?

BLUEBRY: do we have sedatives

BLUEBRY: or just any kind of drugs i can smoke/swallow/snort to get through this messwreck

CHWOKA: {sighs} Wish we did. I really wish we did.

BLUEBRY: i wanna be sedated

Space-Aged Stupidity

Space-Aged Stupidity Logo by Homfrog.png

A convincing tablet unearthed from the past. We keep it as a memorial to our hard work of making you laugh.

"A Long time ago, far far away, a bunch of idiots did some stuff in space."

SKUB: Hooray! I guess we're done here now that we know all there is to know.

Behold!

NACHOMAN: MORE CORN!

A Sci-Fi Interactive Fanfic!

CHWOKA: Why don't you just call a spade a spade and just say it sucks.

This is a parody of sci-fi of all types,

CHWOKA: "except for Asimov, he's too wordy."

including Star Wars, Futurama, Star Trek, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who and Battlestar Galatica.

SKUB: I have a good feeling they're going to suck the Doctor's balls dry with this.

Also the inspiration of many other fanfics!

Most of which were made by 4th Gens.

CHWOKA: are the gens even a thing

Plot

In the year 9XX2,

CHWOKA: I'm kinda wonderin' if Man is gonna be alive. He's taken everything this old Earth can give, and he ain't put back nothing, whoa-whoa...

a few individuals got selected for a space program,

CHWOKA: A few good men
SKUB: 12 angry men
NACHOMAN: The magnificent seven
BLUBY: the right stuff

being put in a large spaceship named the LeviathanX to live their lives,

CHWOKA: "Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship, LeviathanX. Its five-year mission: for the crew members to carry out their mundane day-to-day lives, as they would have before being on a spaceship."

with a lifetime of support. Soon after, the planet they were from,

CHWOKA: Which wassssss...?

blew up, and now, they are on their own.

SKUB: Oh noooooooooooooooo. I bet we're never going to hear about their inner turmoil what with all their friends and loved ones being dead and all.
CHWOKA: But then, the commas, started devouring, whole, sentences, leaving no room, for any, other, punctuation,,,,,

Rules

  • There are no rules against being creative,
CHWOKA: aw thIS IS BULLSHIT. What kind of interactive worth its salt doesn't ban creativity outright?

in fact, we encourage it. But, no godmodding, and ruining the plot for everyone else.

SKUB: But I can't be creative without being the superhero sexmaster!! You guys are buzzkills
  • If you have an idea, feel free to put it as an episode, where it might, or might not be approved. Yay.
NACHOMAN: yay?
  • Keep profanities to a strong minor please.
CHWOKA: ...what?
NACHOMAN: nonononono, minor, like in music
  • Have fun!
NACHOMAN: MAKE ME
  • To join, put your name next any of the spots you want. If all the spots are filled, notify me or Chaos, and I will add more.
CHWOKA: HOW IS THIS A RULE
  • There's no limit to fake characters you can have. Just control yourself however.
CHWOKA: So, you can control as many people as you like, but you can only really control yourself.
NACHOMAN: WOAH DUDE YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND
SKUB: WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER ~fart~
  • Only mods can add episodes, unless anyone else has permission.
  • Please do not dominate over the set plot.
  • Please follow the plotline.
  • Sub-Plots are allowed, only if you have permission and it doesn't dominate over the original.


Episodes

Season 1

NACHOMAN: does this really need seasons I mean it's not like sienfeld or anything it's just your crappy collab fic come on
  • Pilot - 1 Year from the Explosion, everyone acts like idiots.
SKUB: This could be literally any episode.
CHWOKA: Rocketing to #1 on the charts in Britain.

trying to hijack the ship.

SKUB: Sooooooo public enemy number one is a bulb vegetable? Or is this going to be stupid and worse?
BROOKSIE: hey i make the puns around here fella

and in the meantime, the robots of the ship keep being made into toasters by Chaos.

CHWOKA: oh is this the beatles episode

- After Chaos destroys Ryan-X's room, everyone must fix it.

SKUB: Is his room a mansion because if so I see no reason why Ryan-X can't fix it himself.
SKUB: Ohhhhhhhhh this is going to be painful
CHWOKA: oh is this the beatles episode

Chaos builds a robotic Captain to better Sephiroth. Sephiroth decides to fight back, and it ends up with a battle to the death.

SKUB: so randong...........

in the Krackzon Galaxy,

SKUB: Krackzon Krackzoff it's the Krackzer

the ship loses it's power, forcing ship members to fight for their lives.

CHWOKA: Thereby jeopardizing their mission to "live their lives."
CHWOKA: My favorite Friends episode.

-The crew hooks an old TV made in around 2008 up in the meeting room.

NACHOMAN: Will the crew be able to survive this ancient torture device known as "TV"???
SKUB: Sage advice.

-The crew has terrible dreams after eating an odd space fungus

CHWOKA: considering this is a sort of spiritual successor to green grass, i'm going to say it's acceptable to say "WHY"

scraped off of the ship by one of the robots.

  • Neoptrs - Chaos gives everyone a "Neoptr",
CHWOKA: GEE I WONDER WHAT THIS IS AN ALLUSION TO

and undeniably cute animal made from spare animal parts in Chaos' Used bin.*

CHWOKA: oh is this the beatles episode

- The ship gets highjacked by a gang of

CHWOKA: bikers

aliens

BLUEBRY: damn mexicans...

called the "Blue Meanies" and the crew must share a ship with a rock band and their ship named the "Yellow Spacemarine".

SKUB: whast that a reference too......
CHWOKA: yup
NACHOMAN: I HEARD A SONG ONCE HEH HEH HEH
CHWOKA: The fuck?

that is mysteriously labeled "12," they all become doctors as well,

CHWOKA: The fuck?

and better than ones than Chaos for sure.*

SKUB: Aaaaaaaaand I guess this is where they gave up. Or something. Whatever, we've got titles to riff at least.
CHWOKA: So does it cure brain wash
SKUB: hey hey HEY i'll have you KNOW cured brain is delicious

- All the drinks are infected with brain washing serum made by 2 random people on the ship. The remaining crew has to get to the bottom of who done it before they are completely under their control!*

CHWOKA: Well it says in the RULES you see
NACHOMAN: This stupid episode list has footnotes???
NACHOMAN: just like every other show that's run out of ideas ever

and some friendships are broken. But it's mostly just them abusing their powers to an insane level.*

CHWOKA: oh is this the david bowie episode
CHWOKA: if they don't use life on mars i am going to be so pissed
SKUB: Look at those gay men go.

- Part 1 of 2. The guys make a time machine and go back to the 70's.*

  • How it All Began - Conclusion. The machine misfires on the way back, shooting them into what is practically a flashback to the day before the series, the day before the earth blew up.
CHWOKA: The Earth doesn't even deserve a capital E.

Season 2

Season 2 contains instances of time traveling. It is advised that those with sensitive stomachs and faint hearts should consult your doctors before using this season.

NACHOMAN: Just what I love, bad writing that can also make me physically ill.
CHWOKA: oh this is tasteful

- After playing around with the time machine, B-621

CHWOKA: b-52s

accidently transports himself to Nazi-era Germany with no way back.

CHWOKA: The fuck?

The crew decides to rescue him before any experiments are done on him.

CHWOKA: The fuck!

Guest starring: Adolf Hitler as himself!

SKUB: I'm gonna have a heil of a time aren't I???
NACHOMAN: way to spoil the whole episode
  • This Machine also Time Travels - The time machine stops them all in their right time, on their ship, and they lock the time machine away for a while.
  • Fearmongerer - A creature slips onto the spaceship, and torments everyone.
SKUB: (or: Bellstrom's debut)
SKUB: I vote everybody off.
CHWOKA: It turns out it was actually a My Dinner With Andre spoof.

this episode is a chronicle of little short stories involving the individual characters.

CHWOKA: 22 Short Films About Springfield.
CHWOKA: "ALL MY FUELS! THEY'RE GONE!"

they make a pit stop on a local planet named "Arlenia", inhabited by run-down aliens. They meet an old space fuel salesman along the way.

SKUB: MOTHERFFGFHGDHFGF I love King of the Hill though
CHWOKA: WAIT
BLUEBRY: they don't love you like i love you
CHWOKA: WAIT
NACHOMAN: they don't love you like i love you
CHWOKA: WAIT

CHWOKA: MAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaPS

- In an attempt to get proper supplies for the ship, the crew set off to various alien planets and become conmen, selling fake formulas, until their plot backfires.

CHWOKA: These guys aren't ready for TV. They're the actual Not Ready For Primetime Players. I resent the insinuation that anything on the WUW is written well enough to be televised.

movie split into 3 parts instead, the crew gets caught by a rogue space armada, and they're the only people reliable enough to break themselves out.

  • I Blame Wade 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOO - In part 2 of our ill-conceived season 2 finale/season 3 opener, the armada stops the crew, then sets all but Wade free. The people who believe in that Wade was useless attempt to leave, but are stopped by the others. They all go back and try to get to Wade.

Season 3

CHWOKA: Blood

Old Plot Devices - The rest of the crew is locked in the ship that's soon to be blown up, not only by the rogue armada, but by all the other past villains, whilst Wade makes a daring rescue.

  • Searching For Shwoo - Homestar tiger desperately wants to see an old friend, so the LeviathanX attempts to search for her. A meeting of two crews is arranged.
SKUB: Homestar tiger desperately hopes that shwoo is dtf
NACHOMAN: {giggle snort}
CHWOKA: oh is this the beatles episode
NACHOMAN: maybe they're all the beatles episode :o

- The crew busts out the time machine again and travel to the 1950's. Once there, they decide to create a rock band in britain. They soon become world famous, until Captain Sephiroth starts a huge controversy.

SKUB: whast this a reference too....
  • W.C - Sephiroth's nephew stays with the crew in the ship for a week, and no one can bear him.
  • The Xorg - The crew get captured by a race of Cyborg Aliens whose main weapon are their cuteness.
  • House of
CHWOKA: The Rising Sun. The pop-culture references flow like water here!

No More Resident 4 Dead Hill - Low on fuel, the crew ends up stumbling upon a planet infested with zombies.

CHWOKA: at least they spelled battle right

- The crew attends a fancy ceremony at an exclusive resteraunt,

CHWOKA: restruant
CHWOKA: restruruant
CHOWKA: rastertaunt

or at least try to, but get lost and stumble upon a new planet. They decide to dock and meet the folk.

SKUB: I feel like this is all a reference to Smash Bros. and I feel like I want to die.
CHWOKA: IT'S HITLER AGAIN!!! HOW HILARIOUS!!!
SKUB: chwoka i know you wish you were a jew but you don't have to be this angry at their holocaust episode

The crew tries to escape, but they get caught and are forced to fight each other.

  • SAS: Super Crazy Battle Match Fighter:Part 3 - The matchups are incredibly unfair, as evidenced by Chaos and Unholy Tracy, who are blazing through the competition. They then reveal that they're actually trying to find a way out, and have devised a clever plan to escape.

Season 4=

Season 4 Was made while the series was nearing cancellation, and thusly tried to wrap up the series with a set of various multi-part movie specials.

* - TBA. Information may be changed slightly or significantly.

Special Episodes

These Episodes are one-off and have little to no significance to the real plot.

Misc


Closing Comments

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