The Bastard Goes to the Movies

Hey kids. TheValentineBros here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

Episodes

Season 1: December 2012-April 2014

1. Bratz the Movie
2. Ratatoing
3. Nukie
4. Mac & Me
5. Jason X
6. A Christmas Story 2
7. The Last Airbender
8. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

Season 2: December 2014-September 2016

1. The Cat in the Hat
2. Black Swan
3. Rock of Ages (requested episode)
4. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
5. InAPPropriate Comedy (requested episode)
6. Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny
7. Norm of the North
8. Jingle All the Way (requested episode)
9. Dunston Checks In
10. Bee Movie
11. Unfriended NEW!

Season 3: December 2017-TBA

1. Donkey Xote COMING SOON!

Video Game Month (whenever its coming)

1. Max Payne COMING SOON!
2. Silent Hill COMING SOON!
3. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider COMING SOON!
4. Need for Speed COMING SOON!
5. Mortal Kombat COMING SOON!
6. Doom COMING SOON!
7. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within COMING SOON!
8. House of the Dead COMING SOON!

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1. Meet the Spartans (requested episode) COMING SOON!
2. A Serbian Film (requested episode) COMING SOON, NIGGA!

Requests

• Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!

Sequel

• The Bastard's Favorite Movies