The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold

WARNING: This episode may not contain Leslie Nielsen or Carmen Electra.

Well guys... you wanted it. So... here it is. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. I wish the title alone was a joke itself and not a real movie, but it IS real. I wanna know, who the fuck thought this movie was a great idea to be released to the public? This is an insult to cinema!

What can I say about parody movies. Except for ADHD on FOX or in some cases, CollegeHumor, parody is old news, and in some cases, deadpool. and remember, I am not the biggest fan of parodies. With the Friedberg and Seltzer or Marlon Wayans, you know I'm not into those films. But what I've seen is just a replica of not only bad filmmaking or the cancer to cinema, it is also a replica of child molestation. This is WORSE than the Boston Marathon bombings, the Columbine shooting, the Sandy Hook shooting, the Oklahoma bridge bombings, the assassination of JFK, the holocaust, the London bombings, Hurricane Katrina, and even 9/11. I rather be in a hotel burning on fire than to watch- {sigh} I don't know how to explain this. The director and writer, Craig Moss, who made this horrifying, hideous abomination made everyone, including me, cry. Who would think this film, The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It-and I wish I never said the title-is actually good or half-way okay? This is like cutting your balls off to pieces. No, actually, cutting your balls off is better than this terrifying piece of molestation. Don't believe me? Well let me explain.

This movie has no plot. And i thought The Last Airbender had no kind of a wit or story. The plot just involves around references that have no purpose to be in this shitheap. It makes Disaster Movie look like an Oscar winner. Not to mention, there is a main character, McAnalLovin, which is a reference to McLovin from Superbad, and the jokes gets overused. Especially a series of outdated Verizon references featuring the guy who says, "Can you hear me now?" which is an outdated joke, since that series of ads ended in like 2006 or so, so they were too late to reference that. Plus, there is a Twilight reference, which would be a whole reference in his next film, Breaking Wind, I swear i was kidding around, but this is real, and acting that felt like everyone did not care.

If I see Friedberg and Seltzer or Marlon Wayans in public, I will shake their hands and congratulate them for not making a film worse than {sigh} The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. God, I feel sick just saying that title.

I'm sorry if this was a rant rather than a review, but please, for the sake of it, do NOT rent, buy, or do anything with the film, other than the burn the film on fire!

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