Difference between revisions of "Conshow/19"

Latest revision as of 07:53, 17 December 2014

Summary

There are two sides to a coin. Cruroar does something that really makes Cieeia mad, mad enough to make her leave and in her place, Aieeic appears. Will Cruroar live with regret?

Transcript

{Open to Sirhcnoc's Lair in the Water, Sirhcnoc is looking on the internet, Greg walks in with a notepad}

GREG: Sirhcnoc.

SIRHCNOC: Yes?

GREG: When will we blow up the ocean?

SIRHCNOC: Episode 20.

GREG: Awesome! But uh, I made a plan and I want you to read this...

{Greg tears a page from his notepad, but before Sirhcnoc can take it, a leak suddenly washes the paper away. Greg starts twitching}

GREG: I HATE YOU!

{Opening sequence}

{Open to Conchris' House - Main Hall, Conchris walks in with a cart full of miscellaneous items}

CRUROAR: What are you doing with those?

CONCHRIS: I'm going to make a plot device for the twentieth episode!

CRUROAR: Okay, have fun.

{Conchris wheels the stuff away into the basement}

CRUROAR: I wonder if anything exciting will happen today?

{Forest jumps into the scene}

FOREST: How about you shut up and go curl up in a corner and DIE?!

{Pause}

CRUROAR: No. Also, die for the rest of this episode.

{Cruroar shoots Forest with his solar gun, she falls over}

FOREST: SYSTEM ERROR 509!

{Cut to the basement, Conchris is inside a submarine}

CONCHRIS: Finally, my plan is complete!

{Zoom out to reveal that he is in fact against a background}

CONCHRIS: If I had done it right, the real one is over there.

{Pan right to reveal a small pod-like object}

CONCHRIS: Yeah, like that would swim in the water. Oh well, at least this is a branded plot device now.

{Cut to the main hall}

CIEEIA: You KILLED Forest?!

CRUROAR: Yeah, she's going to be a hindrance for this episode anyway.

CIEEIA: Oh. Well, just don't be mean about it.

{Cut to Sirhcnoc's Lair in the Water, Sirhcnoc is holding a remote}

SIRHCNOC: This remote is awesome! I can mind control anyone! I'm so glad that Greg snuck into that faker's house and planted the chip into that guy's head! {pushes a button on the remote that reads "Be violent"}

{Cut back to Conchris' House - Main Hall}

CRUROAR: You know, there is one thing that's been bugging me.

CIEEIA: What?

{Cruroar's eyes glow red}

CRUROAR: You're the worst person I have ever met, people hate you so much that it makes my eyes bleed! Also, die! {throws Cieeia out the window, his eyes return to normal} Wait, what did I just say?

CIEEIA: GRAGH!

{Cieeia throws the pipe at Cruroar hitting him in the head}

CIEEIA: Well, I hate you too! I might not stay in this MISERABLE house! You're the most insulting person I've ever seen! I hope YOU die! From now on, we are no longer friends, or dance partners, or even the tennis duo that rivals the like of others. We are MORTAL. ENEMIES. {hits Cruroar with the pipe again} GOOD DAY! {runs off}

{Conchris walks into the scene}

CONCHRIS: What just happened?

CRUROAR: Cieeia... come back...

CONCHRIS: Yeah, that doesn't answer my question, you see...

CRUROAR: Cieeia is gone. And it's all my fault...

CONCHRIS: Yeah, just go emo about it. Maybe post it on MySpace or something. Nyeh... Cruroar, there's plenty more fish in the sea. Come on, let's go do stuff.

CRUROAR: My fault...

{Timeswipe, the scene changes to Sirhcnoc's Lair in the Water}

SIRHCNOC: YES! YES! {holds up a half-eaten sub} This is delicious!

GREG: Dude, we've been here for an hour and you're ranting about how delicious a sub is?

SIRHCNOC: Don't you see how delicious this thing is?! Ahhh, even I can't comprend the deliciousness!

GREG: Well...

{A Furry Creature walks in}

FURRY CREATURE #231278: Sir, we've found a female willing to be a henchman.

SIRHCNOC: Good. Bring her in...

{A girl walks in and throws the pipe at Greg}

SIRHCNOC: Ah! Aieeic, I presume.

AIEEIC: Yes.

SIRHCNOC: Perfect. Now, I'm sure you know about those troublesome people we have right?

AIEEIC: Correct.

SIRHCNOC: Now, I want you to go kill them... {holds up a gun} with this gun perhaps!

AIEEIC: Don't worry about it... I can handle it...

{Cut to the Streets, Conchris is walking along with Cruroar}

CONCHRIS: Cruroar, this is the third time I'm asking you. QUIT BEING A EMO!

CRUROAR: No... I'm too depressed to not be...

CONCHRIS: Urgh!

{Aieeic jumps into the scene and stops the two}

AIEEIC: So, you must be the two that master has wanted dead!

CRUROAR: How do you know where we were?

AIEEIC: I just know okay?!

CONCHRIS: Really, how?

AIEEIC: {sigh} Is it really THAT hard?

CONCHRIS: Yes.

AIEEIC: I know where you like to walk about.

CONCHRIS: That's acceptable...

AIEEIC: Now, you both shall die!

{Aieeic moves in and starts pounding on Cruroar, she sends him up into the air and starts whacking him with the pipe. After a bit of whacking, Cruroar flies down and hits the pavement}

CONCHRIS: No!

AIEEIC: Your turn!

{Conchris draws his laser blade and moves in along with Aieeic, they get into a clash in which that they tied. After a while, Conchris kicks Aieeic and uses the time to slice at her, Aieeic responds with a roundhouse kick, sending Conchris to the floor}

AIEEIC: Argh! I knew you would do that!

CONCHRIS: I didn't expect you to roundhouse kick me.

AIEEIC: Enough talk! DIE!

{Aieeic pulls the laser blade out of Conchris' hand and brings the blade up. She swings, and just before it connects, Cruroar gets up and blasts her with the solar gun, burning the mask off revealing Cieeia's face}

CRUROAR: {gasp}

CONCHRIS: Cieeia?

CIEEIA: GRAGH! {kicks Conchris away from her and jumps towards Cruroar} Seriously, do you think you could defeat ME?!

CRUROAR: But...

CIEEIA: But WHAT?! Spit it out!

CRUROAR: But those words... I didn't mean a thing!

CIEEIA: TELL ME! You didn't mean a thing?

CRUROAR: No!

CIEEIA: HONEST?!

CRUROAR: I am honest!

CIEEIA: SERIOUS?

CRUROAR: YES! Now stop throttling me!

{Cieeia lets go of Cruroar and jumps back, he gets up and dusts himself off}

CIEEIA: Well, if you really do mean it... Can you prove who did?

CRUROAR: Uh...

CIEEIA: Perhaps you can't! See you losers next episode!

{Cieeia runs off, Cruroar walks up to Conchris in a fit of anger}

CRUROAR: This is going to end in a damn cliffhanger isn't it?

CONCHRIS: It probably will.

CRUROAR: Well, we lost one girl! I propose we find the source of the cause!

CONCHRIS: What's that in your hair?

{Cruroar looks up into his hair and pulls out a chip}

CRUROAR: Sirhcnoc!

CONCHRIS: Oh, it's on!

CRUROAR: Sirhcnoc won't get away with it THIS time!

CONCHRIS: Let's go!

{Conchris and Cruroar run off towards the docks, two shadowy figures pop up behind them}

?????????: Damn! Our plan would've worked!

??????: Plan Z, sir?

?????????: Oh yes... Plan Z... BLOW UP THE OCEAN! HA HA HA HA! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHA. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA!

{Cue credits}

{Cut to a screen with the words "To be continued" on it}