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Summary

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Transcript

{Open to Conchris' House - Back Garden, Conchris stands there admiring the scenery until Cruroar walks in with a confused look}

CRUROAR: I didn't know we had a garden.

{Conchris snaps out of his gaze on the garden}

CONCHRIS: WAH! You nearly gave me a heart attack, also, yeah. I was keeping it a secret from you this whole time!

CRUROAR: You mean that door in the basement that lead to nowhere is actually the passageway to the garden?

CONCHRIS: Yes.

CRUROAR: Well...

{A brick flies in and hits Cruroar in the head, Conchris grins before getting hit by another brick}

{Cue introduction}

{Open to 4Wimps Bldg WUCG Building, several men and women in black suits are sitting around a table}

MAN #1: It appears that some of our inhabitants are becoming, dare I say it, violent these days.

WOMAN #2: Yeah, even that crazy guy who keeps eating the goverment's supply of stop signs.

MAN #2: There needs to be a way to tone them down. Professor Stereotype?

{Professor Stereotype comes in with a giant laser with the words "Wimpinator 5000" on it}

PROF. STEREOTYPE: You see, when ze ray is fired, ze target or targets for those you are listening becomes less violent than zey already are.

MAN #3: Thank you, Professor Stereotype... FIRE THE LASER!

{Cut to Conchris' House - Main Hall, Conchris is chasing Chrionroar around with a golf club}

CONCHRIS: GET BACK HERE! {crash} YOU LITTLE. {bang} GRR! {boom} Boom?

CHRIONROAR: I HAZ TEH SOLUTIONS! {grabs the TV and throws it at Conchris, it suddenly turns into a pillow}

CONCHRIS: What the? Eh, it was probably nothing. Now, where were we? Oh yes, I was about to brutally {child's voice} slap you. {normal voice} Wait a second, I wasn't supposed to say that!

CHRIONROAR: I can nows! Wait... {english-like voice} I somehow became more smarter. Yes, I even know everything.

CONCHRIS: WHAT THE {child's voice} DORK {normal voice} IS GOING ON HERE?!

{Cruroar walks in}

CRUROAR: What happened? I could've sworn that when I was about to {child's voice} slap {normal voice} somebody that everything became less {child's voice} grown-up.

CONCHRIS: What the? Why?

CRUROAR: It appears that something is interfering with the rating.

{Cieeia jumps in}

CIEEIA: What is wrong?

CRUROAR: Something is making things less "grown-up".

CIEEIA: Oh, why do I feel the urge to cook and clean?

CONCHRIS: Oh no... THE STEREOTYPES ARE AFTER US! RUN! {runs out towards the wall but the door suddenly swings open and Conchris runs through it}

CRUROAR: We need to get to the bottom of this...

{One hour later}

CRUROAR: {holding the phone} Uh, yes. Police? Something is making things less grown-up around here and we need your help.

OFFICER GENERIC: {on phone} Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been affecting us too with all the {child's voice} water pistols {normal voice} going missing and whatnot, so we can help you with whatever.

CRUROAR: Okay, thanks officer.

{Cieeia walks in holding a tray}

CIEEIA: Help me...

CRUROAR; Sorry, but we need to find this source and fast... I wonder where Conches went?

CIEEIA: Beats... me...

CHRIONROAR: Hmm... It appears that our dear friend has ran off in a random direction, it will take a pretty small bit of luck to run into the correct building.

{Chrionroar faces the camera}

CHRIONROAR: Can you say "building", kiddies?

KID #1: BANANA!
KID #2: G!
KID #3: BULDING!

CHRIONROAR: Very good! Now, let's go on an epic adventure with Foily!

{A piece of animate tin foil flies on screen}

FOILY: Hi! I'm Foily! Can you say "Foily"?

{Pause}

FOILY: Very good!

CRUROAR: Nobody likes your style, Foily.

{Foily flies away sadly with a Nebulon sound effect}

CHRIONROAR: Well, I'm off. We're going to the mountain of cream pies.

{Cut to the streets, Chrionroar is walking along with Cruroar in tow}

CHRIONROAR: {singing} Lake. Bridge. Cream Pie Mountain! Lake. Bridge. Cream Pie Mountain! {repeats four times}

CRUROAR: {simultaneously} Please. Kill. Me Now! Please. Kill. Me Now! {repeats three times}

CHRIONROAR: GASP! Look!

CRUROAR: What?

CHRIONROAR: Over there! {points at the note on the telephone pole}

{Cruroar takes the note off and reads it}

Dear Pesky Losers,
The Yffulf and I have taken over the Cream Pie Mountain!
The cake is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Sirhcnoc-style hotels!
I dare you to find it if you can!
- Sirhcnoc

CRUROAR: Oh, I'm not falling for that!

CHRIONROAR: {points at the screen} And you kids has gotta help us! Can you find the cake?

{Sirhcnoc starts popping up from random locations before sneaking up on the two, Cruroar notices and turns around}

CRUROAR: I'm gonna regret saying this... Sirhcnoc no swiping! Sirhcnoc no swiping! Sirhcnoc no swiping!

SIRHCNOC: Oh man! Here's your darn cake back! {places the cake on the floor and runs off}

CHRIONROAR: We did it! YAY!

CRUROAR: Somebody end my life now...

{A train suddenly runs over Cruroar whilst saying}

TRAIN: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, {bleep}!

CRUROAR: Why... isn't... the train... censored... ugh...

{Cut to The Streets outside 4Wimps Bldg WUCG Corporation, Conchris runs across the street and suddenly ends up in the building}

MAN: Mr. Conchris, I presume?

CONCHRIS: Huh? Somehow I conveniently ran into the building I wasn't supposed to go into! Awesome!

MAN: You know that long confusing words are banned in kid's shows?

CONCHRIS: Kid's show? You steal kid's souls and make them your slaves! Mankind ill needs an idiot such as yourself.

{The man throws a glass at Conchris, it hits him}

MAN: WHAT IS A KID? A MISERABLE LITTLE PIECE OF {child's voice} crud! {normal voice} But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

CONCHRIS: Fine! We'll have the best well written fights in the history of shows... off-screen.

{Conchris and the man pull up their arms and begin to fight, before Conchris can land the first hit, the screen suddenly statics and the screen switches to a stickman with a face dancing with the words "Technical Difficulties" above it. When it finishes, cut to Conchris' House - Front}

CONCHRIS: Another epic fight has just concluded.

CRUROAR: How epic was it?

CONCHRIS: So epic that not even the top-of-the-line computers can handle it!

CRUROAR: Well, I wonder if Cieeia is okay...

{Cieeia bursts out from the door}

CIEEIA: Something's gone wrong!

CONCHRIS: Cookies burnt?

CIEEIA: No... worse...

{The house suddenly explodes and a giant humanoid monster made of cookie dough appears in its place}

COOKIE DOUGH MONSTER: EAT YOU!!

{Chrionroar flies in with a blue furry outfit}

CHRIONROAR: ME LIKE COOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! {starts chewing on the Cookie Dough Monster}

CIEEIA: I hope you killed whoever caused me to act like a stereotypical woman!

{Forest suddenly appears}

FOREST: I hope {bleep} so, because I couldn't take another minute using child-friendly words such as dork. You are all idiots, and I hope you die.

{Chrionroar lands on Forest}

CONCHRIS: It's a happy ending!

{pause}

CRUROAR: No it's not!

{Cue credits}

{Cut to a black screen with the word "END" on it}