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Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!
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Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!
  
Now the show is in hiatus for some unknown reasons.
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Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.
  
 
==Episodes==
 
==Episodes==
===Season 1: 2013-TBA===
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===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]'' '''NEW!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Cars2|Cars 2]]'' '''IN PROGRESS!''' (requested episode)
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Barney|Barney's Great Adventure]]'' '''IN PROGRESS!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Masterofdisguise|The Master of Disguise]]'' '''IN PROGRESS!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Xmenorigins|X-Men Origins: Wolverine]]'' '''COMING SOON!''' (requested episode)
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Conqueror|The Conqueror]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
 
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Landofthelost|Land of the Lost]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
 
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' '''COMING SOON!''' (requested episode)
 
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Transformers3|Transformers: Dark of the Moon]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
 
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
 
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Barnyard|Barnyard]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
 
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Fantasticfour94|Fantastic Four (1994 Version)]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
 
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
 
*''[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Wildwildwest|Wild Wild West]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
 
  
===Specials===
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===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
*[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Rogerebert|A Tribute to Roger Ebert]] '''IN PROGRESS, MAYBE!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''
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===Season 3: December 2017-TBA===
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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'''Video Game Month (whenever its coming)'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Maxpayne|Max Payne]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Silenthill|Silent Hill]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Tombraider|Lara Croft: Tomb Raider]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Needforspeed|Need for Speed]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Mortalkombat|Mortal Kombat]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Doom|Doom]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Finalfantasy|Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Houseofthedead|House of the Dead]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Meetthespartans|Meet the Spartans]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''
  
 
==Requests==
 
==Requests==
*[[TVB Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]
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*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]
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==Sequel==
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*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

Latest revision as of 18:11, 5 December 2017

Hey kids. TheValentineBros here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

Episodes

Season 1: December 2012-April 2014

  1. Bratz the Movie
  2. Ratatoing
  3. Nukie
  4. Mac & Me
  5. Jason X
  6. A Christmas Story 2
  7. The Last Airbender
  8. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

Season 2: December 2014-September 2016

  1. The Cat in the Hat
  2. Black Swan
  3. Rock of Ages (requested episode)
  4. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
  5. InAPPropriate Comedy (requested episode)
  6. Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny
  7. Norm of the North
  8. Jingle All the Way (requested episode)
  9. Dunston Checks In
  10. Bee Movie
  11. Unfriended NEW!

Season 3: December 2017-TBA

  1. Donkey Xote COMING SOON!

Video Game Month (whenever its coming)

  1. Max Payne COMING SOON!
  2. Silent Hill COMING SOON!
  3. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider COMING SOON!
  4. Need for Speed COMING SOON!
  5. Mortal Kombat COMING SOON!
  6. Doom COMING SOON!
  7. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within COMING SOON!
  8. House of the Dead COMING SOON!

  1. Meet the Spartans (requested episode) COMING SOON!
  2. A Serbian Film (requested episode) COMING SOON, NIGGA!

Requests

Sequel