User:Ekul/Email/7

Overview

Ekul time travels, and we see his other forms...

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Cast (in order of appearance: Ekul, Cul, Strong Bad, Sacul

Transcript

Ekul: Email... not spelled fifteen different ways.

Dear Ekul,

I heard that Everybody has
the latest program,
"timetravel.exe"! Do you
have the latest program? If so,
Please Time Travel!

-Mitchell Smith, Australia

EKUL: DUDE! THAT'S THE BREAD N' BUTTER OF THIS MACHINE! This tartis can go any time, any place! Even cross galactic travel!

(Ekul types in on the round cylander 1936.)

(Camera is now watching the Trash Can fade, and a whooshing sound resides. A disposal appears in it's place. Cul walks out.)

Cul: Whoooooa! Look at this old fashioned place! I wonder where my ancestor is! Alright, Michael, let's see what else is here!

(Cul walks into Strong Bad's house.)

Cul: Look! It's Stinkoman's ancestor's house! I wonder what he's dooooooooooing?

Strong Bad: WHOA! Did you like, run through one o' them transporters?

Cul: No, you moron, I time traveled! I'm a friend of Stinkoman!

Strong Bad: Can you um... Get me some change?

Cul: How much?

Strong Bad: Only 7,000,000,000 Bucks.

Cul: (Laughs really hard) HA HAHAHA! You want that little? You must be joking! Here! Have 20,000,000,000,000,000 bucks! Your gonna need it if you want that little money! I was gonna buy a game system game with it... OH! I'd better get to 1936 to continue my tour through time!

(Camera shows the Disposal disappearing, and the Dumpster appearing)

Sacul: (Offscreen) With my failure at finding Cul in 20X6, I will now try to find my decendant in ought five, Captain Michell!

(Sacul gets out of the Dumpster and heads for Strong Bad's house.)

Sacul: It's the den of the Strong Bad's decendand!

Strong Bad: WHOA!! Not again! What are you doing?

Sacul: Could I have some change? I plan to go to the depot later. How about 25�?

Strong Bad: WAHAHAHA! Here's 50 bucks! You're gonna need it! I've got alot more!

Sacul: THANKS!!! WHOA! Well, I did not suceed in finding either of my decendants but I got 50 dollars! 50! I also gave Stinkoman a penny that he was sobbing in delight about... something about it being rare.

(The dumpster fades, the Trash Can reappears.)

(Camera is back on Ekul with his email.)

Ekul: Well, I couldn't find either of my relatives, but from the future I got a whole lot of money! Now I'm rich! Anyway, now you know the funtion of the Trash Can. I'm gonna go show The Cheat my new riches!

(Ekul Leaves. The paper comes down.)