User:Ekul/Email/68

Overview

The explanation of Ekul and the anniahlation of Stinkolad's theory

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Cast (in order of appearance): Ekul, C11, Kyves, Librarian, Cul, Zyves, C19, Stinkolad, Minilimos

Transcript

EKUL: Liiiiiaaaaame eeeeeeeemaaaaaail

Oh fantastic work Ekul
Thanks to you. You can't
awnsere emails in the future
luckily for you Limomans gonna get
it and the world has been destroyed
Your enemy

Stinkolad

EKUL: It's this guy again. I really wish people wouldn't send me multiple emails that are the continuation of last email. If I want to connect two emails, I will. {Typing aloud} Look man, three things. One, I've been to the future, two, C11 has linux installed, three, emails like this are bound to be short.

KYVES: Let's prove it to him.

{Ekul types into the Trash Can.}

TRASH CAN: Warning. Invaders in the command deck. 3 casualties.

EKUL: You know, all those other times where he showed premonition... Let's hope this time isn't one.

{Ray guns poke out from all the walls}

TRASH CAN: Prepared to be eliminated, intruders.

KYVES: There's only one thing to do.... EVERYBODY MOSH!

{Kyves turns a CD player on. Rock music plays. Ekul gets out a Dr. Pepsi, and Kyves gets out a Mountain Coke.}

C11: Der berp?

EKUL: Why are we going to mosh? It's an form of dancing, even though it doesn't really classify as a dance. I can't believe they didn't put that in your dictionary. Oh, you mean WHY? We're going to dodge the raygun.

KYVES: Tap dancing dodges bullets, the macarena dodges a disabler, breakdancing dodges lasers shots, and moshing dodges raygun blasts.

TRASH CAN: Talget: Rock on.

EKUL: Engrish, turn off.

TRASH CAN: Target: locked on

{A song starts. It's P.O.D.'s "Boom". Raygen blasts fire everywhere, but Ekul, Kyves and C11 are moshing. Cut to the future library, which has Hologram books and data chips. The trio come out of the Trash Can, unscathed.}

C11: Dorlop kolong.

EKUL: Let's see... Kyves, you go up to the librarian and ask.

{Kyves walks up to the librarian. She looks at him coldly.}

KYVES: Hey, what's going down? So, what are you doing lat-

{He flies back across the room, and smashes into a shelf}

KYVES: I forgot that anime girls are different than 2005 girls...

{He shuffles back up to the librarian}

KYVES: Fine, fine I won't pester you. As you can see, I'm not anime.

LIBRARIAN: That's a relief.

KYVES: I have a question. I'm a time traveler, and I want to know, has the earth been destroyed?

LIBRARIAN: No. However, qite a few years ago, the world was nearly destroyed by a man named Nived.

KYVES: Is this the planet that, X0 years ago, was called earth?

LIBRARIAN: Planet K and Earth are one and the same. Universes also collided, and this planet became more and more animeish. The sun nearly exploded, but some person cooled the sun down.

KYVES: Oh, I know who did that.

LIBRARIAN: Really? Can I have his autograph? I love the cold.

{Ekul walks over}

EKUL: I am called Ekul. I am a Pheonix penguin.

LIBRARIAN: You mean... a pheonix penguin? Really?

KYVES: You know what that means? Ekul won't tell me-

EKUL: And Kyves is a Pheonix duck.

KYVES: A what?

LIBRARIAN: No wonder...

{Ekul hands her a business card with his autograph.}

EKUL: If you are ever in need of a time traveler for the Planet K's good, push that button, and my form of this time will be here. Demonstration.

{Ekul pushes the button. The disposal beams in}

LIBRARIAN: Oh, no... Not this guy again.

EKUL: {Eyes twitching, and voice faltering} You don't like Cul?

{Cul, Zyves, and C19 step out}

CUL: Hey! It's that librarian!

LIBRARIAN: No no no... I like Cul, he saved my library, but I don't like Zyves.

KYVES: B-but... If I'm a pheonix duck, then Zyves would be-

ZYVES: You?

EKUL: That is why all our forms are so similer, you see.

CUL: Yep. We are all the same person. Whenever a pheonix penguin dies, we rise from the frost. A pheonix duck rises from the dew.

EKUL: Oh, and now I have a bone to pick with that guy who's convinced the earth is destroyed-

CUL: You mean Stinkolad? He's one of my friends, but we fight eah other a lot, instead of arguing. I'll take care of him. Oh, and here's an I-pod. I bought it so that you could fix the Trash Can.

EKUL: Whoa! Thanks!

{The "present" trio head into the Trash Can, and it dissapears.}

ZYVES: So, Marrionetta, what do you say we go to that StarWarsBucks...

{He gets hit super-hard. Cut to the Disposal appearing in front of Stinkolad. Cul climbs out}

CUL: Ok, Stinkolad, face it. The world is how it's always been. The Librarian has a fast-forward video of the earth. It is not destroyed.

STINKOLAD: What? Of course it's gone. Now we have to fight.

{The screen fades. Cut to Stinkolad on one side of the screen and Cul, Zyves and C19 on the other.}

STINKOLAD: I need reinforcements. Oh, Minilimos...

{Ten minilimos come out. A bar comes up on one side of the screen.}

Attack
block
Items
Special moves
Do nothing
Run
Beat Stinkolad easily

{A thing highlights "Beat Stinkolad easily". Cul jumps up into the air, Zyves flies up and stops, below and slightly beside, and C19 rocketjets on the other side, of Cul, right beside Zyves, making a triagle shape.}

CUL AND ZYVVES: LIMODESTROYER!
C19: {Simutaniously} KORTZ!

{They shoot a triagular attack at him, and the Minilimos explode, leaving Stinkolad lying there}

STINKOLIAD: Fine! I'll go over my facts again!

{Stinkolad rushes off.}

{C19:"Email Cul Ekul"}