User:Ekul/Email/42

Overview

Ekul destroys Oregon

Lines: 54

Cast: Ekul, C11, Kyves, Receptionist, MAyor

Transcript

>Dear Ekul,

Hey, it's me again! Nice to...uh...
E-mail you again. Anywho, if you had
to live in Northwest Oregon, what
would you do?

Signing off,

Chwoka

Ekul: Look! Kyves! We get to migrate!

(Kyves jumps into the air with his fists up.)

Kyves: YEAK!

Ekul: Now, (Starts typing) That's a good question. I'll see what I can do. Ok, C11, Set the Coordinates off the Trash Can to Northwest, Oregon.

C11: Beep.

(C11 goes over to the Central Control Cylinder (CCC) and inserts a probe into a computer terminal.)

Ekul: Here we-

Trash Can: Warning. You are-

(A booming sound efect)

Trash Can: in the midst of a tornado.

Ekul: WHAT?!?! We're not even in oregon yet!

(The lights turn off.)

Trash Can: We seem to have a minor blackout. Please do not step outside.

Ekul: C11, scan outside.

C11: Do do do do do do(As in the phone message in "The number you have dialed...") Beep.

Ekul: So, We're not anywhere. Hey, Trash Can! Diagnostics!

Trash Can: Sca- four five six eight five nine eight six one two seven four three...

Ekul: Stop that! You sound like a broken answering machine! SCAN!!!

Trash Can: Stave it off one two three-

Ekul: Ok, then if that's the way you want to play!

(Ekul turns on his lightsaber so he can see. He runs into his room, then he comes out with a sledge hammer. He smashes a speaker with it. The lights turn back on. The screen shows that they are outside.)

Ekul: Whoa. I just wanted to stop it from talking!

Trash Can: Hey!

Kyves: Squeak ceak squeak.

Ekul: You said it! It sure is working, now!

Kyves: Squeak!

Ekul: C11, you stay here and make sure it doesn't explode while we're gone.

(Ekul and Kyves run off.)

C11:(Projects on the wall, and plays music.) Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me?

(Ekul looks at the town.)

Ekul: Soon all of this will be ours, Kyves! OURS! MUHUHAHAHAHAHA

Kyves: Me he he he he!

(Ekul runs over to the City hall, which has written on the top "Weclome[sic] to the town of NORTHWEST, OREGON!" City hall is filled with people. There is someone at the desk.)

Receptionist: How may I help you?

Ekul: Um, where do I go to make threats and take over the city?

Receptionist: Take a left, down the hall, and in the seventh door to the left.

(Ekul and Kyves go down the hall.)

Receptionist: Or was that the TORCHER CHAMBER?! HAHAHAH- Wait... NO! It WAS the Mayors office! Now I'll never get a promotion!

(Ekul and Kyves Walk into the room.)

Ekul: All your base are belong to us.

MAyor: What?

Kyves: Squeak squeak sqeako ceak keak!

Mayor: What you say?

Kyves: (Sighs, and writes it down, then gives it to him.)

Mayor: No! That's it! I'll just take out this nuclear bomb...

Kyves: SQUEAK!!!

Ekul: AAAH!

(Ekul and Kyves run. They rush into The Trash Can. The Trash Can fades, and we zoom out to see the town explode.)

Ekul: Well that was eventful.

Trash Can: Warning.

'Ekul: Not again...

(C11 beeps. He puts a projection on the wall that says "Email Ekul".)

Fun facts

• 42 is the meaning of life (according to The Hitchhicker's guide to the galaxy).
• They used sterotypes of Oregon to use in "Northwest, Oregon". All of which are not true.
  • Tornados.
    • Actually, The tornado was a random message from the Trash Can
  • Lots of people.
  • Confused people.
  • BUT it is very rainy! Well, except for late spring and early summer, so it'd be sunny today.