User:Ekul/Email/3

Overview

Fangirl?!?

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Cast (in order of appearance): Ekul, S.C., T.C.

Transcript

EKUL: Email can be done in quite a few ways. But I don't care to list them

i love u -fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf

EKUL: (reads aloud. Pronouces name like so.) Ph-qwhu-gad-shigun-duh.... Ahh whatever... It's probably just... some... fangirl.... stalker.... AAAHHH! (Picks up phone and dials his second in command.)

S.C.: Second in command here. What're your orders, sir?

EKUL: Send all bounty hunters on the one who has a name slightly longer than the word "antidisestablishmentarianism"

S.C.: (Gasp) But Sir... "it" is an extremely dasterdly villain...

EKUL: DO IT! SHE IS A THREAT!

S.C.: Y-Yes sir... (over walkie talkie) Prepare troops... Prepare troops... for the capturing of Fhqwhgads! Take all precautions! Put on your best armor! And for the love of Pete, DO IT CAREFULLY!

EKUL: Heh heh heh... this should be fun...

(Much later)

Third in Command: We captured her. It was Mason who captured him.

EKUL: Excellent. You are promoted to "Senior Third in Command". (muttering) I knew my buddy MAson would capture her...

T.C.: YES! SENOIR! TAKE THAT JOHNSON!

(The paper comes down)

Easter Eggs

• Click on T.C. to see him throwing away everything that says "T.C." and replacing it with "S.T.C."