User:Ekul/Email/1

Overview

Ekul explains his computer

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Cast (in order of appearance): Ekul, Kati, Joel (easter egg)

Transcript

EKUL: Yes! It's email numero uno!

So,Um Whatever your name is...

Can we learn more about your computer?

Feeling sorry for you ^_^,

futurammaooy

EKUL:{reading aloud until he gets to the name} Err... Futra... FutuRamauuY? Um.... Fry. Ok now, Fry, about my computer? (typing) It's my own creation! It combines the gamesystems and adds a tiny bit of Linux, and... (fanfare) I can play my video games on the computer, which has all of the capabitlities of windows because of it's patrially an X-box... but it has a built in toaster! (A girl comes in with a confused look)

GIRL: Have you seen my MP3 little brother?

EKUL: (saying)Well... um... you see Kati...

KATI: Don't tell me you lost it... (pounds fist into hand)

EKUL: (getting up slowly) well Kati, let me list the reasons it's not my fault... (Takes a few steps back, then bolts for the door to outside, then runs around to the side door to the house, coming back in.)

EKUL: (typing aloud)So there there you have it. It's not my fault, but it won't be after she finds it in her room, where my brother put it as a practical joke. Now I can see why you feel sorry for me. Oh! I gotta hide in my room!(gets up)

(A cool, green version of the paper comes down)

Easter Eggs

• Click on "fault" to see my brother play tennis

Joel:(playing, then talking) Hey! That was a fault! That makes it a double-fault!

• Click on "practical joke" to see a field icicles littering Kati's room

Commentary (Guest star: Thatkidsam)

THATKIDSAM: Hey, guys! It's me, Thatkidsam, here for my first commentary on Ekul's machine... I mean, email... Thing... {Coughs}

EKUL: Wow. This is without a doubt the most butchered email I ever sent out. Ouch. It hurts just having the thought in my head that I created this worthless thing.

THATKIDSAM: Yeah. Did you have OCE The Cheat before you did this? Because the reason of the decent quality of my first emails is because I had Teh Poopmeister before getting a WUE.

EKUL: Err... I don't think so. I do believe I got Dangeresque around this time.

THATKIDSAM: Oh. ...Heh. You getting confused at Futuramaooy is one thing I can releate to. I think it's either "Futura-moy" or "Futurama Ooy", but the second one is the right one, but it doesn't roll off your tongue.

EKUL: Yeah. If I pronounce it fast, that's how it comes out.

THATKIDSAM: Can you really lose an MP3? I think you meant an MP3 player... Oh well. Well, here's to the later emails becoming a lot better than this one!

EKUL: Yeah, yeah that's what I meant. Huzzah! Here here!