User:Ekul/Email/24

Overview

Ekul almost gets scammed!

Lines: 16

Cast: Ekul

Transcript

Ekul: There really isn't any thing original to say here.

Dear Mr. Rehposirhc

We regret to inform you that your credit card
has expired. To keep your account, we will need
you to send your old credit card number and
expiration date, as well as a new one so we can
make the change. We promise we are real and
not just trying to steal your money.

John, and some other people

who aren't scam artists

Ekul: (Types aloud) Uhh... I know! I just realised that! But I'm afraid I need your social security. You see, I installed a thing where it needs a social security to make it real, and mine isn't enough. I need four more in it, so I need to borrow yours. (He clicks send)Now, if he falls for this...

(Ekul gets up and leaves after hitting the send button. Cut to him playing Homestar Tennis in the arcade. He is about to lose to a guy, when a message pops up and he jerks the controls. "You win" flashes on the screen)

Ekul: YEAH!! That was what I call skill!

(Ekul gets up and heads into the computer room. He looks at the one unread email.)

Ekul: There really isn't any thing original to say here.

Dear Mr. Rehpotsirhc
Alright. We can do it. Our social security
numbers are in the attachment. Please respond
immediately.

John, and those other people
who aren't scam artists

attachment

Ekul: Muhuhahahahahah! (Typing Aloud) Dear scammers, Thanks for the money! I'll take good care of it! Your buddy, Mr. Rehpotsirhc.

(Homsar comes in with that special shirt)

Fun facts

In most games, you CAN win by accedentally jerking the controls. Tennis, however is not one of them