THE WUW IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
(even if you aren't vegan)

SSXMails/BHZ

From Wiki User Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search

Welcome...to a look into the past! Back to a series that started on November 13, 2003... on Burning Horizon's Homestar Runner Fan-Forum...

SSX-Mails! That's right! SSXMails have been around longer than I've been on this wiki! Have a look...

SSX-Mails on BHZ

But, I'm not the first one to make emails on BHZ...

Two days earlier...November 11, 2003...Depressio's Sadmails were born. It became very popular, and on January 30 of this very year, the final Sadmail, Sadmail # 200, was released. Thanks to Depressio, SSXMails stayed on BHZ for quite a while, and now rests here. 22 SSXMails (and counting) were made and finished on BHZ, and I think it's a good idea to show them here. Emails 1-15 are so short, I made one page with ALL of them! Hered we's going!

NOTE: THESE ARE OLD EMAILS, NOT COUNTING SSXMAIL 16. WHEN I MADE THESE, I WAS NOT EVEN ON THIS WEBSITE.
Characters:

SSX-The host of the email show thingy. A clever hedgehog-type thing who's all yellow. Oh, and he's got a weird X on his forehead that gives him unlimited powers. Also, he can levitate. Pretty cool, if I say so myself.

Mr. Teatime-An evil, flying turkey with sunglasses. And yes, I know that makes no sense. But that's what he is. A flying turkey who wears sunglasses.

Darkest_Raven-An evil girl who wears a robe, and has telepathic powers. She usually works with Teatime. I bet you can't guess why.

Da_Burninator-A cool, S-shaped, brown dragon. He's pretty cool. Perhaps too cool. Or maybe it's just because he has some cool poses.

Depressio-A big, bloated gray elephant with soolnds, a sash, a gray hat, kinda big eyes, and huge gloves. He's pretty cool, but maybe not as cool as DB.

Homestar of Light-A golden, shiny Homestar. He's usually like Colonel Homestar, but other times, he's as stupid as ever. And he probably has a few powers and magic tricks.

PokeHomsar-A super intelligent Homsar with some guy's hat. He always gets ticked off by other people. Always.

Coach Z-Take a guess. Yes, he's the H*R Coach Z. Just check H*R.com for details on him. Not much to say here.

Gir-A crazy robot in a dog suit. It's kinda obvious he's not a dog, since he's got a zipper on his back, he's got stitches all over, and of course, STANDS UP. Not very dog-like. Oh, and he has blue hair. Gotta have the blue hair.

Chwoka-Shapeshifter who can turn into anything he wants, and is also extremly smart. He lives in his own house, has to not disturb SSX with more people.