SSXMails/BHZ/Zelda

BHZ SSXMail 18. Zelda
Created On October 18, 2004
Cast (In order of apperance): Super Sonic X
Locations: SSX's email room.

SSX discusses some of his worse game ideas.

Transcript

SUPER SONIC X: Insert email jingle here.

SSXMail.exe

a>Dear SupperSonic

Due to your last email, you sound like A preety good gamer! If you could make an entire Zelda game and relase it to video game stores everywhere, What would it be,

Newbie Of Da pack,

Um... Newbie

SUPER SONIC X: Well, NODP, I have been waiting to release this for years. Of course, Nintendo always threw out my letters, such as this one...

NINTENDO.

I MAKE GOOD GAME IDEA.  YOU PUT IT ON CUBEGAME.  IT ZELDA: GANON ADVENTURE

I LIKE

MAKE IT NOW

I NOW HERE YOU LIVE

I HAD A GUN

I SHOT U IF U DONT MAKE GAME.
PLEASE?

MY IDEA GOOOOD!!!!!!!111

YOU LIKE IDEA MAKE GAME


FROM ME

SUPER SONIC X: Okay.... Maybe not that one.

But, there were good ones....

I mAkE GoOd MeSsAgEs AnD GaMe.

SsX

SUPER SONIC X: Ok, so I lied. None of this is real. None.

You've got mail!

a>Open.sesame

Dear SSX,

Message text read read blah. You're still reading this? Ok. Here's a tip. BUY THE FAMILY GUY DVDS! Ok, so it wasn't a tip. Still, get them. They're good.

SUPER SONIC X: Hey, buddy, I can't read that.

What's happening? Can't read this!...................Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Can't Read This! Did you buy the Family Guy DVDs yet? See? THey ARE good!

{The Compy explodes.}

SUPER SONIC X: Hmmm... Where have I seen this before? Hmmmm... No......Yeah! No....is it that? Nah. Hmmm....Can't be. I really should be worrying about the fact that I now have no computer, and that I'm talking to myself. Wait, do I have any money for a new one? Hmmm... Nah, that's Lois's Rainy Day Money. But, I really need that valcano insurance...I mean computer. Wait... Mail costs money. Mailmen get money. They get money from jobs. A job is one of the best ways to get money. Most mailmen are rich. {pause} I've got it! I'll hack the local mailman's acoount, and get the money for a computer! Wait. Dang. I need a COMPUTER for that. Wait! I just got an even crazier idea! The mailman is not only rich, but he's a moron....

{Some time later...}

MAILMAN: So, you're saying if you get a mail a day, you get 50 dollars with each mail?

SUPER SONIC X: That's right!

{SSX takes a paper, writes on it, and sticks it at the top of the screen.}

PAPER: To send SSX a mail, PM him, and it will magically appear at his local post office!