SSXMails/BHZ/Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last

WILL BE FORMATTED LATER

A new character has been added.

Chwoka:Shapeshifter who can turn into anything he wants, and is also extremly smart.He lives in his own house, has to not disturb SSX with more people.

SSXMail 23: Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last

SSX takes a wald down the street. It's a walk, even if he's floating 2 inches off the ground. He finds a yard with no house in it. As soon as SSX walks onto it, a house somehow rises from the ground, and launches SSX all the way back to his house with a large thud. After a couple of minutes, the doorbell rings. SSX opens the door, to find Shadow Sonic X.

SSX: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!1onetwothreefourfive!1!!!!!1111

SSX passes out, and Shadow Sonic X is revealed to be SSX's neighbor, Chwoka.

2 hours later...

SSX wakes up.

SSX: You're gonna die, Shadow Sonic X!

SSX Punches Chwoka as hard as he can, and Chwoka falls down the stairs to SSX's house, ending on the cement driveway. He slowly gets back to the door.

SSX: Sorry about that. I'm SSX.

Chwoka: I'm Chwoka.

SSX: Hey, Choka-wa. Wait, I should check my email.

a>run_SSX_Mail.exe

Dear Super Sonic X,

Where does the paper come from, did Gir implant a printer on top of your computer or something?

Signed, Chwoka

a>Well, Chuhhwookacuh, it's all a secret. And, I probably should stop the camera from zooming in on the secret, since it's right above me.

In a room above SSX, millions of little men are forced to take letter stamps, paste them on a paper, carry them to a paper dropper, put the paper in, and walk a mile to the drop paper button.

Little man: I don't think I'm gonna make it!

Other little man: I'm gonna fall apart if I have to go that button again!

Little man 3: This is torture!

SSX: Hey! Keep it down up there!

HoL: YOU keep it down, loudman!

PokeHomsar: Everybody keep it down! I've almost finished my super robot clone android!

HoL: What is your malfunction, tubby? First, you ask me for a bannana cheese monkey on Mars, and now you're making robots?

Poke Homsar: That means you, too, golide!

Meanwhile, on a TV...

TV announcer guy:Next, Super Bowl XXXIX! But first, five hours of The Simpsons! Only on Wolf!

6 hours later...

Sportscaster: He's almost there! He's gonna make it! He's going...going...TOUCHDOWN! THE GAME IS OVER! A TOUCHDOWN WITH 1 SECOND LEFT! THE SUPERBOWL IS OVER! THE WINNER IS...

Newscaster: We interrupt this brodcast for a breaking news buliten.

SSX: Did anyone see who won?

Everyone else: Nope.

Newscaster: Tonight, 50 hot air balloons crashed into the water at the same exact moment.

A picture of 50 hot air balloons appears. After 10 seconds, an animated GIF of water appears.

The next day...

SSX: I've got a feeling that someone did that on purpose. I've got to find out who! But... who?

To be continued....