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WILL BE FORMATTED LATER SSX tries to get to the computer through the huge croud. Gir is standing on top of the computer. Coach Z is laying on the ground, and an imprint of him is shown on Depressio's chest. Mr. Teatime is shoved into HoL's mouth.

Teatime: I don't know how this could get any worse.

HoL: Horlgrofe slong hangrovengeh?

Teatime: I hate my life.

Ok, let's see if I can answer an email without being squished.

a>run_ssxmail.exe

A portal opens out of nowhere, and Pokehomsar and Darkest_Raven fall out.

SSX: Great, just great. Well, at least there's no one else to fill the room up.

DB: Hey, guys. Can I be, um, cool in here?

Everyone except DB: No!

DB: Okay, yeesh. Sorry I asked.

SSX: Ok, I'm getting sick of this.

Gir: I'll get the thermometer!

SSX: Ugh...

Teatime: I couldn't have said that any better.

SSX: Ok, guys. We need to have two people to a room.

HoL: Ihhs ihatt Throanksgrainving arunglodily?

Teatime: What did he say?

SSX: I think he said, "Is it Thanksgiving already?"

Teatime: ....Get this thing offa me!

D_R uses telepathic powers to get Teatime out.

Teatime: I'm with the girl with the blue robe.

Teatime and D_R leave.

HoL: I'm with the stack 'o brownies!

DB: ...No.

Depressio: I'm with DB, I guess.

DB: ...Yes.

Depressio and DB leave, and only CZ, HoL, Gir, and SSX were left.

Gir: I'll bunk with the hedgehog-man!

SSX: Fine with me.

Coach Z: I'm nort burnking with thart idiort!

HoL; I'm not bunking with an old man who smells like 5 month old Chinese Food!

SSX: Fine, fine. Just have 2 rooms to yourselves. Losers.

Coeach Z: HE'Z TRYIN TA FADE ME!

Gir knocks CZ down, and stuffs him into an empty room.

HoL: This is muntiny! I won't bunk with a walking, breathing lump of gra-ss!

SSX: You don't have to, idiot!

HoL: This is mutiny!

HoL walks into an emty room.

SSX: That's the storage closet!

Hol: No, it's not! It's a tiny bedroom!

SSX: Well, I should probably answer that email.

a>Greetings, SSX.

I was just wondering, what is the meaning of life?

From, Dr. Stupid

a>That's an easy one. Ok, guys. The meaning of life is...

The paper comes down.