SSXMails/BHZ/Expandization

WILL BE FORMATTED LATERBefore I start, I'll annoucne 6 new characters that have been added to SSXMails.

Depressio Coach Z Mr. Teatime Homestar of Light Gir Da_Burninator

If you have been chosen, but do not want to star, just tell me. If you do want to star, but was not chosen, I will try to fit you in.

And now, the moment you've probably not waited for, SSXMail 20!

a>run_SSXMail20.exe

a>Dear Super Sonic X,

What does the 'X' stand for?

Confused at your letter/roman numeral, Depressio

SSX looks to the right. All of a sudden, Depressio, Coach Z, Mr. Teatime, Homestar of Light,, Gir, and Da_Burninator appear.

SSX: Woah! I thought this was an uninhabitable wasteland! How did you guys get here?

HoL: Budget cuts!

SSX: Ok, whatever. Well, I guess you six are a part of SSXMails now.

DB: Hey, can I still be, uh, cool in here?

SSX: Did you say...I'm not cool?

DB: Not really. I mean, it's real crowded in here. It doesn't really seem like I have room to show off, and make really cool poses.

SSX: Well, there's still the empty room, by which I mean, the garage.

DB runs outside, and puts a huge sign on the garage reading "DB's room".

HoL: Hey, was that a huge, walkning, stack of brownies, or a huge bendi straw?

Teatime: That was a dragon, you idiot!

HoL: I know, can you be-

Teatime: WILL YOU JUST STOP TALKING?

HoL: What? I just said 2 lines.

Depressio jabs HoL in the stomach.

Teatime: ......Thanks.

SSX walks up to the computer, to se Gir downloading episodes of Invader ZIM.

SSX: What are you doing?

Gir: It's a late christmas present. 10 ZIM episodes! YAY!

SSX: Hey, this doesn't look like my computer!

SSX finds his computer in the trash.

Gir:....That's the other present!

SSX walks down to the garage to see how DB is doing.

D_B is making cardboard figures of himself in various poses.

SSX: What are you doing?

DB: I'm saving my cool poses and recreating them.

DB's cardboard poses are drawn in horribly.

SSX: So, that's what happens when you take him away from Protoshop. Well, I should probably answer the email now.

SSX and DB return to the Computer Room.

SSX: Ok, Depressio. The X in my name stands for Xtremgrolngrahlemgrohsngroomerlanscgranpsxcreandoborinchughelasnograshpornaglenmorbonohjkanghelnmorkchsacerdertryinuhgreanfdoanfraeangroanglopersnoopcanholber. Or ten. Also, I have a word of advice. NEVER REPEAT THAT WORD AGAIN, EVER! Well, that's pretty much it. But, I'm not goona be lazy and end it right here.

Gir: Why not?

SSX: Because I'm ending it here.

The paper comes down.