Difference between revisions of "Zarel Emails"

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Back in 2010, Zarel checked his emails. Two years later, he returns...to do just that.

E-Mail List

ZarelMails: Email List

Scroll Theme of the Time:
{Cut to the Office, there is a note on a corkboard with the email titles. Zarel is in the background typing on his work computer.}
Current Computer: ---

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2012

25. warranty
24. cookies and cousins
23. superhero
22. movie

2010

21. monster man
20. chemistry
19. spring cleaning
18. dragon rally
17. foxx
16. zarel of town
15. travel
14. jorbs
13. anime
12. stealing
11. music
10. dream house
9. art
8. der cheat
7. dragon questiones
6. robot
5. games
4. spelunking
3. billion dollars
2. style
1. love limerick

Computer Archive

Various Computers Located in Strong Bad's House (Emails 21-25)

"Alright, look. You've already used my Compé and The Cheat's thing-a-ma-bobber, and we're kinda running out of options here. How long are you going to go on this computer vagabonded-ness?" - Strong Bad, superhero

After the Cappy was blown up in ZMail 20, Zarel had to rely on Strong Bad and his family for computer usage. The following were used:

• cookies and cousins - Strong Mad's "computer"
• superhero - Polish Block from "other days"
• movie - Monosodium Dreams
• monster man - Compé

Cappy DT8 (Emails 1-20)

"The Cappy DT8. Get ahead in life with the Cappy."

Zarel's first computer. The Cappy is a relatively old computer from the early 2000s, but still works efficiently. It can play games, surf the web, and most importantly, check email.

The Cappy was blown up in chemistry, along with Zarel's house. Oddly enough, the printer that prints The Paper survived.

Scroll Theme Archive

• {Cut to the Office, there is a note on a corkboard with the email titles. Zarel is in the background typing on his work computer.} (Emails 20-?)
• ZAREL: Hoo! Yeah! Can't scroll far! Hoo! Yeah! It's wunderbar! (Emails 14-19)
• ZAREL: Hello? {knocks on screen a bit} Scroll Buttons? (Emails 1-13)

Page Titles

• Strong Mad's Computer thing! - (Email 24)
• Block! - (Email 23)
• Monosodium Dreams! - (Email 22)
• Com-pay! - (Email 21)
• Dappy TC-Ate! - (Email 20)
• Cappy DT8! - (Emails 1-19)

Inbox

Drop an email for Zarel here.

Randomize

{Upon clicking the option, Zarel clicks a key that makes his computer roulette through the available emails. To stop, he raises a fist and slams the keyboard to make it stop.}

Represent. \m/(-_-)\m/

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