The Bastard Goes to the Movies

Hey kids. TheValentineBros here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

Episodes

Season 1: 2013-2014

• Bratz the Movie
• Ratatoing
• Nukie
• Mac & Me
• Jason X
• A Christmas Story 2
• The Last Airbender
• The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

Season 2: 2014-TBA

• The Cat in the Hat
• Black Swan
• Rock of Ages (requested episode)
• Cool Cat Saves the Kids
• InAPPropriate Comedy (requested episode)
• Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny NEW!
• Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas COMING SOON!
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars COMING SOON!
• Jingle All the Way COMING SOON!
• Unfriended COMING SOON!
• The Scorpion King (requested episode) IN PROGRESS!
• A Serbian Film (requested episode) COMING SOON, NIGGA!

Requests

• Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!

Sequel

• The Bastard's Favorite Movies