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NOXIGAR: Wait, why are you riffing this again?

NAMINE: You have a special rule. For things you like that are in dire need of riffing and being torn apart, I am the one to riff them. Typically I'll do 'em by myself, but you sometimes join in for at least a couple episodes.
NOXIGAR: But people riffing Bell Quest was what caused me to riff their riffs to even begin with.
NAMINE: You hated their riffs because they were hypocritical, and they specifically targeted Keith in future riffs. You have a bias in favour of Keith's works because you fell in love with him.
{Short pause.}

NAMINE: I don't have the same biases you do. We agreed upon this so that we could be less merciful to JCMovies and Aruseus Emails. You found them great, and I didn't. In relation, Bell Quest won't be any different.

NAMINE: You told me Mystery Fanstuff Theatre 3000 won this award, too. Right?

NOXIGAR: Right.
NAMINE: MFT3K is bad, and it still won. Did people know quality back in 2008? I mean, I know you did. You were one of the oldest on the site, and were of the age threshold to know what quality was and wasn't. In fact, I distinctly remember you used to hate a webcomic. When that part of you showed it to yourself after a first impression, you remembered begrudgingly liking it over time, as you developed a proper reading comprehension.
NOXIGAR: That's right. I remember not liking Megatokyo, then growing to like it when it stopped sucking.

NAMINE: Question: when does something stop sucking?

Welcome to Bell Quest. No, it ain't a interactive game.

NAMINE: 2008, right? I could've sworn interactives were trendy. But, not being trendy does not necessarily make something good.

It's just a fanfic by belstrnnmmvnmn & Badstar

NAMINE: Two lads writing collaboratively. It reminds me of Wikihood, or at least the incarnations primarily done by Lex and Chaos.

NAMINE: Flashy.

Chappies

Prologue

1. Chapter 1: Idiots To The Rescue
2. Chapter 2: On The Road
3. Chapter 3: Anti-Bling Attacks!
4. Chapter 4: Alone
5. Chapter 5: The Shortest Chapter Ever! Enter Demon Bell! or Bellson saves the day?

NAMINE: If I learned anything from Aruseus Emails, short chapters are not good.

1. Chapter 6: the Longest Chapter Ever! 60+ Lines!!! The Flood

NAMINE: If I learned anything from JCMovies, long chapters are also not good.

1. Chapter 7: What's Taking Them So Long?!!!
2. Chapter 8: Wasting time... in song!

NAMINE: Filler chapters. Quaint.

1. Chapter 9: The Penultimate Terror!
2. Chapter 10: The Final Battel!

NAMINE: I recognize "Battel" as a legitimate spelling, and do not feel the compulsion to correct you on this constantly.

DVD Version

• All of Bell Quest. Except the outside of movie parts.
• Outtakes
• Deleted Scenes
• Commentaries