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DEMON BELL: Who...

H44WP: The...

BOTH: TENDERBREAD?!!!!

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Skypeia, Jose unt Gorge!

NAMINE: What?

{pan out to show it is Alpha Cram on the Chimer}

NAMINE: Alpha Cram-

{Short pause.}

NAMINE: He was actually introduced in the first episode as a .exe program.

ALPHA CRAM: Me are posted. Me no agree. Me travel base kill.

I AM BELL: I'll translate.

NAMINE: Why are you translating?

"I saw what you did. I was angry. I came here to stop you."

{Demon Bell and H44WP look at each other and then Alpha Cram. They burst out laughing.}

ALPHA CRAM: Get my belt. Go to my locker and GET MY BELT!!!!!

NAMINE: This sounds like Keith's home life. Or... something equally bad.

{Alpha Cram fires an electrical blast at H44WP.}

DEMON BELL: ...Whoa.

ALPHA CRAM: LV2: Underworld gong!

{Alpha Cram fires a larger electrical blast at Demon Bell}

DEMON BELL: OW!

{Alpha Cram continues firing elecrtic blast's at the two villains. A huge electric blast hit's Demon Bell and turns him back into Pure Watashi.}

PURE WATASHI: ...Crap.

ALPHA CRAM: Sectionify!

{Alpha Cram fires a gigantic red bolt of energy into Pure Watashi. Bling flies out of him and he reverts back to Ll e bami}

LL E BAMI: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

NAMINE: Weird that Alpha Cram can just do that. And H44WP just let this guy fall into Bell's computer, why?

{A portal opens up on the chimer. Ll and H44WP get sucked in. The portal closes. A floppy disc pops out.}

I AM BELL: ...Woah. Uhh... What now?

BELLSON: That was quick. How are we gonna finish this chapter?

BADSTAR: How about we start closing plot holes?

NAMINE: Surprisingly enough, there aren't very many.

BELLSON: Grood idea. Also, let's stop breaking the 4th wall.

BADSTAR: {Holds up a list of plot holes.}

NAMINE: You guys go ahead and keep breaking the fourth wall, when your problem was breaking it in the first place.

Let's see... plot hole#1:Im a bell. Where is he?

{a rip in space appears. Im a bell's spirit is there}

IM A BELL: Unfortunately, the ray didn't only zap me into a different universe, it killed me. And with Ll in the real world, I'm not immortal. I'll come back someday. But for now, bye... {dissapears}

NAMINE: So is this a "Where are they now?" segment made legit creative?

BADSTAR: Plot hole#2:1-up and Kyubii. Where are they? Last time we saw them, they were trying find me. What happened?

1-UP: You see, we were running around looking for you, when all of a sudden, an inverted me-

PU-1 (INVERT 1-UP): Yo.

1-UP:{slightly annoyed} -an inverted me came and captured us.

NAMINE: I guess that would be a literal interpretation of "Where are they now?"

plot hole#3: Homestar's Sammich. Why no give to Badstar?

HOMESTAR: I was hungry.

NAMINE: Pretty sure that's not a plot hole.

Plot hole#4:Anthru-Borg & Kraxario. The haven't appeared much. Although apparently, they are always here. How come?

KRAXARIO: Well, Uhh... the writers didn't really think of much lines for us.

NAMINE: I think that's the only line Kraxario's actually spoken. That's sad.

Plot hole#5:"Everybody else, run away screaming!" where are they?

BADSTAR: Still running and screaming. How many more plot holes are there?

I AM BELL: I got two more! Why is H44WP on the side of evil, and why does Ebeneezer somehow appear everywhere, even though w left him to drown in Chapter 6?

BADSTAR: 1: It involved something bad happening to Bling. 2: He's a zombie. Alright, one more.

NAMINE: That kind of cheapens your counting if it only increases steadily, as you get close to finishing the episode.

How did Alpha Cram fire electric blasts, turn Ll back to normal, and open a portal?

BELLSON: Actually, the second one doesn't work. He means "Why is Ebeneezer in more than one place"? Oh, and, he's kinda a unintentional world-bending virus. I mean, when he escaped the Chimer, he transformed the entire world into Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!

BADSTAR: I guess the Ebeneezer question is a plot hole that will remain unsolved. So, what now? We can't this chapter short.

NAMINE: You probably can this chapter short.

I AM BELL: Uhh... why don't we go find where Bling flew off to?

BADSTAR: Good idea.

{cut to Bling and the female invert Anti-Bling hugging}

EVERYBODY: Awwwwwwww......

NAMINE: This is too confusing for me to find cute.

A COMPLETELY RANDOM GUY: Randomize!!!!

{the base warps. Bling and female invert Bling (Blingette) become millions of vampire squids}

NAMINE: Augh, no! I knew someone was going to reference a Cartoon Network and/or Adult Swim show!

{Cut to a white space. Badstar is there.}

BADSTAR: Here's a little explanaition, so you guys watching the movie won't get creeped out.

{Cut to Badstar at a whiteboard. on it is a drawing of anti-bling and blingette.}

BADSTAR: The difference: Blingette does not have any horns. And she isn't evil for no apparent reason. Now we continue with your regular movie.

{The movie stops.Cut to the theater.}

VEGEROT: ...wow. That was great.

OBNOXIOUS FAN (POSSIBLY QUAGMIRE):

NAMINE: Why possibly?

YeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahohmygodohmygodohmygodAWEXOMEAWEXOMEAWEXOME!!!!!

NAMINE: That sounds like it was a pain to type.

{calms down} Ahem. Giggity.

{The movie continues.}

I AM BELL: Um? Okay... {kills random guy. everything becomes normal}

BADSTAR: So... what do we do with the floppy disk?

I AM BELL: Leave that to me.

{Cut to 20X6. The stinko-wing is flying high above the lava zone.}

20X6 COW: {pops up and screen freezes.} This is maddnes! Madness... THIS IS 20X6!!!!!!

{Cow puncher goes away.}

NAMINE: Satisfies me enough.

Epilogue

I AM BELL: Bye!

{I am bell drops the floppy disc onto Saargtsson's head, the disc then bounces into the lava}

SAARGTSSON: OW! What the?

NARRATOR: And so ends a wonderful story. But unfortunately, the villains would survive and H44WP would brainwash Ll and everybody in 20X6, and get extremely close to killing Im a bell and friends. But that, is another story.

{The screen fades to black. The words, The End appear on the screen in big gold letters. Cut back to the theater.}

BELLSON: ...That, was the greatest thing, I have ever seen. Say, I wonder where Bell's run off to.

{Cut to outside of the theater. Everyone is watching Im a bell who is in the middle of the road}

IM A BELL: Oh, hey ever-

{Im a bell is hit by a truck}

BADSTAR: So... should we show everyone the trailer for the seqeul?

IM A BELL:{just a head} S-sure...{dies}

{Cut to a black screen. Words in gold fade in.}

NARRATOR: Coming Soon to a HRFWiki near you...

{Cut to a poorbt finding the floppy disk.}

POORBT: What's this?

{Cut back to the black screen. New words fade in.}

NARRATOR: Bell Quest II: Cow Quest!

{Cut to H44WP zapping Ll with the mind control ray. Cut to him in front of a mind controlled army of every single 20X6 character.}

H44WP: I want all of you to capture these two for me! {Holds up two pictures. One picture has Im a bell, and the other has Badstar.}

NARRATOR: When H44WP is unleashed... The world as we know it will be... FOLLOWING THE RULES!!!!!

{Cut to a black screen. Gold words appear}

NARRATOR: Coming A Month 2007.

NAMINE: Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit a second. I thought Bell Quest happened in 2008. No wonder this feels significantly more dated than it ought to be!

{cut back to the theater}

BADSTAR: So... WHO'S READY FOR THE AFTER PARTY!?!?

IM A BELL: Thanks to my power of plotholes, I'm somehow alive and in one piece! {gets hit by another truck} Er...

{1 HOUR LATER...}

IM A BELL: Back to normal! Er... Why have the afterparty now? We already started Bell Quest II!

COW: I dunno. I got back to saving you.

IM A BELL: Er... Wait, did you just try to fill a plothole? I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COW: Ah no! Oh, and where is my cameo?

BADSTAR: Ummm... if we are here... who are those people?

{Cut to a real life theater. The real life Badstar, Bell, and Cow Puncher are there.}

NAMINE: Oh, this is going to be good.

CONNOR {REAL LIFE BADSTAR}: Holy. carp.

KEITH (REAL LIFE IM A BELL): Oh Crap. I DO read too much Bob and George.

NAMINE: That would explain why there was any downside in Bell Quest.

Er... I feel like destroying somethi- Oh, {bleep}. My HRFWiki form is trying to escape. Er... I seem less insane and somewhat retarded than usual...

NAMINE: I see you've always had the self-deprecation down pat.

DANIELL (REAL COW): Hey, Connor, where did you put the Mayo?

NAMINE: Is this when Dan pretended to be trans?

NOXIGAR: No.

NAMINE: Not sure when this happened, then.

KEITH: Danielle, now that there's no possible way of this being a fourth wall break, why are you using your bro's username?

CONNOR: It's her real name.

KEITH: I meant that she's editing with her bro's account. I wanted to know why.

DANILLE: My brother had to edit his userpage, but I started using it. Hold on, I'll change. Done

KEITH: Er... Is it even possible to use strikethrough here?

NAMINE: Yes. "Danielle" just did.

Oh well. Um... Where is this theater?!!!

DANILLE: Hey, um, I'll call Claire. (Shwoo)

CLAIRE (REAL SHWOO): Yes?

KEITH: Yeah, uh, we'd want to know where the {bleep} this {bleep}ing theater is. It cann't be FCUSA or any of those fictional places, because we're real. Wait, you see that red fadey lkndd over there? Oh god. This must be- Calm down. No HSR references...

NAMINE: Isn't that the point of making a fanstuff on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki?

CONNOR: This theater is in the real world.

KEITH: I can see that, but WHERE in the {bleep}ing real world?!!!

DANILLE: I think in Conch street adress 4232446 that guy's phone number 555-777-223

CONNOR:...Wow. Keith, your right. you have been reading too much Bob and George. Right, Nate?

{Camera zooms out a bit to reveal Nate from "Bob and George" sitting next to Connor.}

NATE: {Nods}

{Namine groans}
NAMINE: I'm guessing Keith's tastes differed back then?

KEITH: For a second, I thought you said "a bit of Nate".

CHADLING: {Next to Keith.} LETS GET OUt OF HERE AND GET ICE CREAM!!! ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DANILLE: Look at this! Bell Quest/10inengrish

KEITH: The {bleep}?!!! ...Is this over? I sure hope so. {gets up, walks off}

END.

NAMINE: I'll say this is it for me. I'm pretty sure that Episode 10 version Dan has isn't all that different.