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{Im a Bell, Bellson, Badstar, Vegerot, Homsar, Homeschool, Homestar, That German Guy, Pter, Kyubii and Neo-Stinkomech are in front of a machine that say's portal to 30X2.}

NAMINE: I do not know who That German Guy or Neo-Stinkomech are. I presume part of the script got lost?

NEOSTINKOMECH: Okay, the map says we must go through here.

VEGEROT: Uhh... how did a map fly here from 10W5 years in the future?

IM A BELL: That doesn't matter. Wait, Neo, did I invite you?

NAMINE: Good question.

{Badstar looks at the map.}

BADSTAR: Uhh... no, it does not say that. I thought we were going to 30X2 just to get Anthru-Borg and Kraxario.

IM A BELL: Oh, right. Wait... there in 5 A.T. (after time), remember? The fic?

NAMINE: I appreciate the attempt at continuity, but it does not help me understand who Anthru and Krax are.

Um... Fourth Wall break? 42? Parsley Fruit? Ever Plever Jever Jevery Jibevery... Jlammy? Aw, crap, I screwed it up!

NAMINE: Yes, you screwed it up by saying things that had no correlation to each other.

BADSTAR: Oh. We'll need a new machine, then.

HOMESCHOOL: Well, if i just twist this knob here, type a virus into here, and give this piece o' crap a hot cup of tea, press this button here, and voila! An Infinite Improbability Drive! Oh, wait, you wanted a portal to 5 A.T.... Okay... prees

NAMINE: I can only assume Homeschool has an accent, given Coach Z might've messed up "press" as well.

this button, give it some mountain dew, and light these antennae on fire... there! Okay, let's go!

NAMINE: The Brothers Chaps were right, Homeschool is a know-it-all!

{Badstar jumps in the portal}

{30 MINUTES LATER...}

ANTHRU-BORG: Why the heck should we do something that is not evil?

IM A BELL: If you join us, I'll give you two free portable portals to that female Aruseus and Lucario planet.

NAMINE: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT a second. There exist gendered Aruseuses? Aruseii?

Oh, and, I'll destroy that annoying farmer Lucario.

NAMINE: What if the farmer Lucario happened to be the prettiest female Lucario on the planet?

KRAXARIO: Sounds good! Master, what do you think?

ANTHRU-BORG: Okay, fine.

{Cut to Bubs' stand.

NAMINE: Bubs' Stand Power, "Rich Man's World," tells the story of Bubs' obsession with money. This Stand makes it always sunny... for Bubs.

everybody is there.}

IM A BELL: Bubs, do you have any cars with ALOT of seats that actually works?

NAMINE: That actually work

BUBS: Well, I got...

{cut to a blank screen. things appear as Bubs says them}

BUBS:{voiceover} A limo chassis, 20 fresh seats, an old engine, a pie, and a gigantic novelty mug WITH tea...

{cut back to the stand}

NAMINE: I really wish Bubs would specify it's a Concession Stand. Imagining Bubs with a "Ghost Ripple" that acts like me is a bit strange.

BUBS: ...But I ain't got no full car with a lotta seats!

NAMINE: This is technically a truth, given he specified car parts rather than the sum of those parts.

Sorry, guys.

HOMESCHOOL: Don't worry, I'll buy the parts and make a car!

{Homeschool hands Bubs $200.

NAMINE: Bubs never specified price. What if $200 is too little?

Bubs gives him the car parts and thee

NAMINE: the

gigantic mug with tea in it}

HOMESCHOOL: Thanks!

{Homeschool walks offscreen. Construction-type noises can be heard. pan out to show a Limousine with rocket-engines strapped to it's back}

NAMINE: its back

HOMESCHOOL: Come on!

NAMINE: Not even "Come on in?"

EVERYONE ELSE: WOAH!!!!!

{Cut to everybody in the car. Badstar is holding the map.}

BELLSON: CAN I DRIVE!?

NAMINE: Hang on, I don't exactly remember Bellson either.

IM A BELL: Uhh... no. Aren't you like, Twelve? Vegerot, you can drive!

VEGEROT: Thanks.

BELLSON: W-waitaminute! He's a Cheat!

NAMINE: I do presume that Vegerot would be a The-Cheat-like creature that isn't Bling.

that's worse than being twelve and i'm not even 12!

NAMINE: Woah, we've got someone who's racist against Cheats.

I'm 20!

BADSTAR: He's right. Vegerot can't see over the steering wheel.

IM A BELL: Uhh... guys? Don't anger Vegerot like that. He might-

VEGEROT: Get outta the car. NOW!

{Vegerot, Badstar, and Bellson exit the limo. An explosion can be seen through the window}

BELLSON: Ahh! The fire on me is burning!

{AN HOUR LATER...}

NAMINE: I do suppose this is one way to establish what Vegerot's character traits are. Still, this hardly impresses me.

IM A BELL: Can we go now?

VEGEROT: Fine.

{Vegerot starts the car. the limo warps away}

NAMINE: Did... the other people get in the car?

{2 MINUTES LATER...}

{Vegerot is driving the car on the road.}

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{Namine imitates disc scratches}

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VEGEROT: Grrrrr...

NAMINE: I'm surprised Vegerot hasn't burnt the whole limo down. Although, I imagine that would take him with them, and then he'd just be in his own personal Hell with Bellson asking this question ad infinitum.

{cut to the outside of the limo. Bellson flies out of the limo. He gets up, and chases after it. 1 half hour later, Bellson get's back in the limo.}

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NAMINE: The wonders of copy-paste, where loss is but a void and gain is easy to access.

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{cut to 1 half hour later. everyone except Vegerot, Badstar, and Im a bell are tied up and gagged}

NAMINE: I lament the amount of time skips. This episode could've used them to actually give out important details of the characters.

IM A BELL: Turn left here. Hang right.

NAMINE: Now you start giving directions?

We're juuust about here-LOOK OUT FOR THAT CLIFF!

NAMINE: That SPOOK CLIFF

END OF CHAPTER 2!