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BADSTAR: Where are they?

ANTI-BLING: Those idiots, they fell into their own trap!

{pan down to show H44WP and the newly released Pure Watashi are stuck in a pit}

PURE WATASHI: Don't worry, once I'm Demon Bell, We'll break out of here!

{Pure Watashi transforms into Demon Bell and breaks out of the pit with H44}

NAMINE: Wait, how long is each transition stage supposed to be?

IM A BELL: Crap.

{Demon Bell pushes everybody into the giant mutant rat pit the door shuts. Everthing dark. Only eyes are seen.}

BADSTAR: Bellson, you are stepping on my foot.

BELLSON: Uhh... that's not me!

MUTANT RAT: Screeee!!!!!

BELLSON: Why dos everyhing want to bite my head?

IM A BELL: Have you ever tasted your head?

NAMINE: That's not possible

VEGEROT:{weirded out} W-what do you mean by that?

BADSTAR: Uhhh... lights please!

{Vegerot lights a match. Camera pans out to show a million giant mutan rats surrounding everybody.}

BADSTAR: OH CRAP!!!

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Hold on. Ba-Weep Gra-Na-Weep Ninnibon!

{one of the rats bites Ebeneezer's arm}

HOMESCHOOL: Why didn't it work? It worked in Transformers, but why not here?

NAMINE: Because Transformers is not only a work of fiction, but a bad work of fiction.

IM A BELL: NERD!

NAMINE: Said the pot to the kettle.

{Everybody runs away, but Bellson stays.}

BELLSON: Uhh... so who likes tacos?

ALL RATS: We do!!!!!

BELLSON: Well, too bad! {Bellson headbutts some of the rats. that sends some rats flying through the air. Rats charge at Bellson, but Bellson delivers a very painful Flying spin kick, which sends some rats flying. Some more rats charge at him, but he punches them in the stomach and sends an uppercut to their faces, which sends even more rats flying. The rats run away, scared to death.}

VEGEROT: WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?

BELLSON: Soul Reaper Academy.

NAMINE: Kind of wish we saw this earlier, honestly.

IM A BELL: Hey, they don't teach you that type of fighting there! I should know. I teach there during my freetime. Ever notice how weak Kenpachi is?

VEGEROT:{weirded out} Weak?!!

NAMINE: I kind of wish that Bleach reference didn't go over my head.

{Bellson feels a tapping on his shoulder. He turns around. 100 hundred Extremeley big muscular rats are staring at him. Bellson sighs and starts beating the crap out of the rats.}

BELLSON: This is getting annoying. Heads up!

{Bellson hits a rat head into Im a bell with a tennis racket}

IM A BELL: Um... EWW!!!

BADSTAR: Need any help, Bellson?

BELLSON: Nah, I got this covered! Oh, I think you can help. One of those rats are trying to eat Vegerot. Go stop it.

{Badstar save Vegerot.}

{1 HOUR LATER...}

H44WP: Uhh... Demonic Bellstrom? There's a problem.

END OF CHAPTER 5!

NAMINE: The Prologue was shorter, by far. I think the first episode was also shorter.