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	Another question. If you plan to make Katawa Hearts in order to have my blood boil, do you plan to make the characters all drawn in Jhonen Vasquez-ish style or Psychonauts-ish style? I can't remember which of those two art styles I loathe more. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 18:16, 29 August 2013 (UTC)		Another question. If you plan to make Katawa Hearts in order to have my blood boil, do you plan to make the characters all drawn in Jhonen Vasquez-ish style or Psychonauts-ish style? I can't remember which of those two art styles I loathe more. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 18:16, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
	:well it's text so i wasn't thinking of an art-style, but you can totally imagine it like psychonauts if you like {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:22, 29 August 2013 (UTC)		:well it's text so i wasn't thinking of an art-style, but you can totally imagine it like psychonauts if you like {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:22, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
		+	::I'm not sure if I want to melt my brain that quickly. .-. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 18:24, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

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hey grandmaster Lex

You still doing Space-Aged Stupidity?--Kirbychu 21:37, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah, It'll be good if we start working on it again. Lex 22:11, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

I must admit though, the current episode is getting quite off topic. There are at least 3 sub-plots going on at the same time, and none of them show any sign of ending soon. There's Ryan-X trying to rescue his Neoptr, The robots trying to spy on and recover the ship, and the Beat-em-ups trying to get the concert going. Any idea on how to fix this? because all I can think of is to delete everything that has occured since the crew arrived on the spacemarine.--Kirbychu 22:34, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Well the thing is, that Chaos and I acknowledged this, and we've been trying to remove some of the unnecessary elements, like the scenes with Captcha and Skeet West and what not. Lex 22:43, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Since we're on the topic of Space-Aged Stupidity, I had an idea for a spin-off "movie" for Space-Aged Stupidity if you're interested.--Kirbychu 15:41, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Tell me more. Lex 18:40, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Well a basic summary is that 50 years after the Show Captain Seph disbands the crew and birngs the ship to a special ship graveyard, but because all of the ship's robots were designed only to be used on the ship, they had to be shut down with it. Then 100 years later Seph returns to the now dilapidated ship, where he accidentally re-starts the systems and causes the robots to all wake up. They then take control of the ruined ship and trap Seph inside. So Seph needs to figur out a way out of the destroyed Leviathan X as the ship's bot attempt to take revenge.--Kirbychu 21:34, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

I also have a longer, cheeser summary on my computer I wrote up during my absence. If you want to read it then I'll post it somewhere.--Kirbychu 22:03, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

I kinda like that idea. Quite original. Lex 22:40, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Would you like me to make a page for the longer,cheesier version of the summary? And in case you're wondering, I came up with the name "Space-Aged Catastrophe" as a tentative title.--Kirbychu 22:49, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

You seem rather pleased with my basic overview of Space-Aged Catastrophe. But is there anything you would like to alter/change/remove/add to what I've done? This is your series and I've reached about what I'm comfortable doing without consent from you.--Kirbychu 14:04, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Frankly, wouldn't change much.. But perhaps.. Sephiroth could get atleast one of the robots on his side halfway through? Lex 14:09, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

That actually sounds like a pretty good idea. If I remember, GR-01 seems to be the closest robot friend to Sephiroth in the show, so maybe he can be it.--Kirbychu 14:17, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

But yes.. It's a brilliant idea, and I love it. Lex 17:44, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Shall we attempt to gather the crew and begin work on a final?--Kirbychu 17:49, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Sure. Lex 17:55, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Should it have it's own page or be a sub-page of the show?--Kirbychu 18:36, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

...It's own page. I'm emperor, so I'll automatically get away with it. Lex 21:19, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

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Considering current situations between authors, we can assume most of all of the subplots dead, so we can finally remove them. They call me Big T BLOOD 20:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE EMPEROR

APPARENTLY I'M A DESCENDANT OF EMPEROR CHARLEMAGNE

THIS MEANS I HAVE EMPEROR BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS

MEANING THAT I'M MORE OF AN EMPEROR THAN I WAS PREVIOUSLY

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR LEX Lex 22:27, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

isn't like almost everybody in britain a descendant of charlemagne

or was that somebody else belstrnnmmvnmn 00:06, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

european so that probably means most of you guys too but i'm an emperor so it just makes me more special Lex 11:09, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Now that Space Aged Catastrophe is in development...

I was wondering how you would like to actually work on writing the chapters. I could think of 2 methods that would work, and I would like to know what method you would prefer, or if you have a better idea on how to write the story.

• Multiple writers - We all work as a group, coming up with basic ideas that could happen in a specific chapter, then we go and write the chapter, each acting as our own characters. This would be similar to how we normally do Space-Aged Stupidity episodes.
• Multiple developers, Single writer - We work as a group to develop ideas, plot twists, and parts of the story, then one writer goes and writes a chapter based on what was discussed. Then the group goes in and critiques the work, changing what they think needs alteration.

Again, these are just ideas on how we could do this. If you have a better idea, feel free to say so and we can go with that. You're the emperor and the owner of Space-Aged Stupidity, so it's your call.--Kirbychu 14:58, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

While I must say, the first option is the most fun, it's also the most organised and it usually ends up making a mess.. I'd have to go with the second one. Lex 16:55, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

"It's usually the most organised and it usually ends up making a mess" er... what?--Kirbychu 17:04, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I meant least. I was listening to heavy metal versions of Britney Spears songs at the time. I wasn't thinking straight. Lex 19:39, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

How about we combine both methods? We put together everything first, then write. -- Badstar

That's kinda what I was thinking after I posted this. We all work on ideas, lines, plots, and pretty much everything that will go into a chapter, then one person just goes and puts it all together as a final. Then the others come in and add or change anything that needs it. Or something along those lines. So it's like multiple writers, and one "assembler" who just puts everything together.

Or maybe your idea is nothing like this and I'm just making dumb assumptions like a usually do.--Kirbychu 22:52, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Actually I like that one. Lex 11:42, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

I just wanna say

Have any of you every heard of jumping the shark FloppyDongHersh

hey si

have you ever heard of shut your goddamn mouth Lex 19:08, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH FloppyDongHersh

hey si

have you ever heard of shut your goddamn mouth Lex 12:43, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

so now that we've finalized how we're gonna do this, shall we begin writing the prologue?--Kirbychu 21:00, 6 August 2010 (UTC)

Okay, time for my fancy title

As of this day, I am... HARUHI MAN! -- Badstar ...sure Lex 07:13, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of the existence of your empire...

Your highness, in my personal opinion, I think you could consider perhaps expanding your empire. I've heard of this one land known as... Oh, what was it... Hashwuw. I believe it's bordering your land. In fact, I think the Northern Gate leads there. And they seem to be rather welcoming. I think you would be able to conquer their territory, if you so wish. belstrnnmmvnmn 21:00, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

Haruhi Man APPROVES! I'd suggest we take over Molassia, but... -- Badstar

Great idea, Zar-.... Bell. The larger my mighty empire is, the better. And Dodor-... Badst-.. Haruhi Man, some people already tried doing that.. They failed. Lex 21:08, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

WILL WE RISE UP

WE WILL NOT CONFORM

WE WILL REBEL -THE WARRIOR

You and what army? Lex 15:44, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

Hey

This is my wiki now, please don't revert my bans or I'll have to destroy some shiz THENOID 23:06, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

i'm sorry mazza Lex 07:20, 18 August 2010 (UTC)

Consequences will never be the same

Because you back traced it? They call me Big T BLOOD 15:49, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

you dun goof'd Lex 16:48, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

I should not have to tell you this,

but you are an enemy of the Glorious Republic. We will neither allow nor tolerate your ideals, and we will not let you push us around, regardless if you were planning to. We will not rest until our enemies are at our feet, weeping for forgiveness!

Or as we say in the Glorious Republic, ¡Puedo probar sangre! - SKUB ? 17:31, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

what is this, star wars? --Homoon 00:00, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

Quick,

We at the Regiment are ever vigilant and gearing to take down these ne'er-do-wells with delicious food at affordable prices

we must unite to bring down the enemy and give everyone food.

War, my friend, is at hand. They call me Big T BLOOD 17:34, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Indeed. I too, have made this observation. We must put aside our differences and ally with each other to take down the true enemy. Lex 17:37, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Agreed. Triple-Thick Shake on it? They call me Big T BLOOD 17:43, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Supersize me. {Nods} Lex 17:45, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Gentlemen! Please realize I do not want war, unless you are to impose your will on us. We are a proud country and wish the best for its citizens, and do not want people to be hurt. So let me make it clear: I will not attack unless you do.

Or as we say in the Glorious Republic, ¡cuchi cuchi! - SKUB ? 17:48, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Sir, you have made it clear that you pose a potent threat to both of us with your nationalism and stubborn ways. We either need a full circle of compromise or I think we can both agree that someone who holds as much resent for us as they do power must be taken down to eliminate the threat of protagonizing other allies.

If you fail to comply, you will have to see how we cook the delicious french fries, up close and personal. They call me Big T BLOOD 17:51, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

My idea is that we should not attack.. Not just yet, of course. But keep our defences up at its highest. And while we're at it, we should look into the development of a super weapon. Just in case we are forced to attack. Lex 17:55, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Agreed. Our finest fast food technicians would be happy to team with any scientific minds you may yield and together they can create sufficient powerful technologies far beyond our spill-proff lids, napkins as big as a bib, and our standing fry holsters. They call me Big T BLOOD 18:03, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Afterall, how do we know that they aren't doing it already? We don't. And even if they don't have any, we should still have one just to prove who the superiors are. Lex 18:05, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Though a good question does arise, how do we hide it from the masses and how do we test it, more importantly? Our facilities are all clean and snappy, and we must keep up such images. They call me Big T BLOOD 18:06, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

We have to be extra careful not to let any information out. Make our operations airtight. And to be extra sure, anyone who does find out will promptly dealt with. For testing.. We could use an unoccupied section... Possibly an abandoned area.. Like one of Raiku's abandoned works? Lex 18:11, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

I fear not, for his work does not possess enough raw power. We need something big, epic, if you will, something that makes our super size options look smaller than our small, where we could harness the power within to extraordinary levels...

My delicious, lean, beefy cheeseburger loving friend, I believe the only place that could generate such power is within the confines of the abandoned Wikihood house. We will strip the land and steal the energies out of the ground to make something rivaled in power to that of the highest powered deep fryers imaginable. They call me Big T BLOOD 18:16, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Agreed. We could harness the power of all of the Mary Sues lying around. Lex 18:20, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

So it is settled. Secure the land while I make preparations with my scientists. Help yourself to some delicious and fresh food while you wait. They call me Big T BLOOD 18:24, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

The area has been annexed as part of our empire. Lex 18:27, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

We will make preparations at 0600. Good day to you, sir. They call me Big T BLOOD 18:32, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

A Message From Your Immediate Superior, Chwoka

good job keeping the wiki active. i hereby reserve the right to put an end to your shenanigans when i feel like it, but i don't feel like it.

As doubting as I am of that fact, I see it wise not to challenge it either. And as for your comment about keeping the wiki active, I accept it with great enthusiasm. And by that, I mean: "No problem".

May your future be long and prosperous. - Lex 21:47, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

a sad story

when i was younger getting off was easy, all i needed was 20 seconds and a censored girls gone wild commercial and i was ready to go to town. for months i would get my rocks off with a picture of a girl from google images where you could kinda see some nipple

one day when i arrived home hours before everyone else, i decided i would look at some real hardcore stuff: actual nudity. i went to some site that had pretty naked girls and planned it out like some delicate operation. i finished in one minute

then i discovered the joys of cartoon porn. the thought of the simpsons committing incest was just so erotic, and eventually i would find myself with tons of files of such filth saved on my computer

as the years went by i couldn't go one day without looking at porn, and the longer it went on, the stranger it had to be. no longer did simple nudity arouse me, i needed girls with penises ten feet long to satisfy myself. and on some days even that was not enough...

now i am worried that one day even hardore anime guro will not arouse me, and i will be reduced to watching 2 girls 1 cup on repeat constantly just to relieve myself. so heed this warning, lest you end up like me: don't masturbate too much!!!! -- Nacho^Talk 23:12, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Alright, guv'nor! I'll heed that warnin' not ta' get carr'd away with tha' wankin'! Lex 23:39, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

It is alright, my son. Just ask your deity, or lack thereof, of choice for forgiveness, and you will be alright. You'll still be a sick, sick pervert, but you will be forgiven. belstrnnmmvnmn 00:16, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

wait why do the girls have ten feet long penises what the heck kind of girls are these - Joshua 01:36, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Has being a not pervert crossed your mind? Miss Peach

this is not necessarily a true story it's one of those fairy tails they tell kids like humpty dumpty or the bible (OOOOOOOH SICK BURN) -- Nacho^Talk 01:58, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

nachoman you just insulted my devout humpty dumpty beliefs >:[[[[[ - Joshua 02:14, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

OK, this is the last place I expected to find Joshua.
The wiki, not the topic. 01:50, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

I feel kinda honored actually. He hadn't said anything here for nearly 3 years, and when he does, it's on my page. Lex 03:01, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

I fixed this essay for you nacho.

when i was younger getting off was easy, all i needed was 20 seconds and a censored girls gone wild commercial and i was ready to go to town. for months i would get my rocks off with a picture of a girl from google images where you could kinda see some nipple

one day when i arrived home hours before everyone else, i decided i would look at some real hardcore stuff: actual nudity. i went to some site that had pretty naked girls and planned it out like some delicate operation. i finished in one minute

then i discovered the joys of cartoon porn. the thought of the simpsons committing incest was just so erotic, and eventually i would find myself with tons of files of such filth saved on my computer

as the years went by i couldn't go one day without looking at porn, and the longer it went on, the stranger it had to be. no longer did simple nudity arouse me, i needed girls with penises ten feet long to satisfy myself. and on some days even that was not enough... every day i would open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur -pmelondemon43y 00:40, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

that was dumb -- Nacho^Talk 05:58, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

melon you are not a /b/tard and if you were you'd be the newest of the newfriends so stop trying belstrnnmmvnmn 08:44, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

Of course I'm not a /b/tard, I'm a /co/mrade and whatever you would call someone from /tv/. -pmelondemon43y

GLORIUS EMPORER AND GRAND MASTER OF EVERYONE LEX

You are amazing and I bow down to you. -pmelondemon43y 02:19, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

But he's not cool enough to have a not rectangular flag. Miss Peach

but i don't even have a flag Lex 08:56, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Then why not make one? Miss Peach

I'm a lazy ass. I'll have to hire someone. Lex 15:53, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Your highness, in my opinion, a flag that would accurately represent your power and coolness could not be comprehended by normal humans. belstrnnmmvnmn 19:27, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

But it would help.. Lex 19:35, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

I could do it! --Homoon 00:09, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

too late

Lex 10:06, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

I bring important news, master!

The citizens of the wiki have been growing hostile. I suggest a peace treaty, assuring our fine people that they are safe and far from harm! -- Badstar

I agree. We must let them know that while we are their superiors, we are also their friends. Lex 22:13, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

...Slumber party?

They call me Big T BLOOD 22:15, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

....No, an all night house party. With Bowie music. No, WITH BOWIE. Lex 22:18, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Or we could comply to our lazy nature, not do anything, and hope it all works out. --Homestar tiger^Geronimo! 08:34, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

Yeah.. I'm not sure if that would work, tbh.. Lex 09:40, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

Our people work best with sufficient break time and vacations weeks, but only after they're done serving high quality food. They call me Big T BLOOD 09:45, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

Grand Emperor Lex...

Just so you know, I will gladly support you and your vast empire in any way possible. And I was wondering when we cans start writing the Space-Aged Catastrophe prologue.--Kirbychu 21:26, 24 August 2010 (UTC)

seriously do I need to repeat how bad an idea "space aged problem" or whatever your calling this movie is - the gaurdian

hey "gaurdian"? shut up okay Lex 09:29, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

My Lord, might I direct your attention...

...to this? I believe we've developed another enemy. belstrnnmmvnmn 19:32, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

He is weak like the rest. We can easily subdue him with our high-quality food. They call me Big T BLOOD 19:40, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

I'll ask my "personal chef" to "cook" him some "food". belstrnnmmvnmn 19:56, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Well, I don't like your empire. It smells like year-old milk, trash is everywhere, and there aren't any hugs. Miss Peach

Heh. Followers, have no concern for this weakling! He is of no threat to us! What he has done was nothing but a petty crime. So to prove that I am indeed a kind and forgiving emperor.. We'll let him go. THIS ONCE. Lex 20:05, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Good. Cause I'm working on a nearby island for my own empire. Bye in a little while! Miss Peach

Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with Emperor Lex's reign. belstrnnmmvnmn 20:13, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Yes, exactly.

lex bellstrom melon chaos badstar

these five men are planning the end of the terrorists

for more information check www.lexcured911.gl.om FloppyDongHersh

I must admit however, this one's being a bit of a thorn in my side. ...Assassinate him. Lex 21:42, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me, "The Warrior", it seems you have mistyped a few bits of information. I have happily fixed them for you. -pmelondemon43y 21:50, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

I'll send one of my bishops. belstrnnmmvnmn 22:29, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Hey, can you draw a quick map of your empire? Kinda curious. Miss Peach

{SRSFACE} Sure. Not today though.. Tomorrow. Lex 23:16, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Grand master Lex, may I be the head of the royal army? Thank you. -pmelondemon43y 23:34, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

....Sure, I guess. Lex 23:38, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

GREAT LEXON IMPORTANT

Zoo does not respect the empire. Do not listen to him. -pmelondemon43y 00:05, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

Replace 'the empire' with 'Melon Demon', and you've got it correct. Miss Peach

lexon sounds like a gas company They call me Big T BLOOD 00:12, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

it does, doesn't it Lex 00:14, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

Explain.

(diff) (hist) . . m User:Zoo977‎; 21:38 . . (-23) . . Lex (Talk | contribs) (Reverted edits by MelonDemon43 (Talk) to last version by Ninjaduck)

According to the homepage of your empire, Zoo IS an allie of this great, great, empire. Explain. -pmelondemon43y 21:40, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

First, it's ally. Second, I have my own seperate island. So, while I'm an ally of the empire, I'm not technacily in it. Miss Peach

I always spell it allie. I've been spelling it that way since I was little and I don't care if you spell it wrong :\ -pmelondemon43y 21:46, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

While that is indeed true, you must remember, that Zoo is part of his own empire, and while we are indeed allied, his empire remains his, and not mine. Plus, even if he was IN my empire, it would still be in rather bad taste to do so, anyway. Lex 21:47, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

Ah, k. I get it now. -pmelondemon43y 21:48, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

And remember, I'm a businessman of my empire first, and a merciless dictator second. Lex 21:50, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

your awesomeness,

I believe that you're awesome empire could possibly use a private investigator such as myself, i may even be able to deal with you're little "gaurdian" problem. --Homoon 00:18, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

I believe that the empire can find more suitable "Private Inestigators" elsewhere. Preferably ones who know what they're doing. Like my Fry Guys. They carefully swoop in and can pick up even the quietest of sounds and record it, and they're champs at potato-oriented espionage. They call me Big T BLOOD 04:14, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

are you lex? I think not. --Homoon 00:18, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

you so ugly

you like sarah jessica parker FloppyDongHersh

yeah well

your momma is so- They call me Big T BLOOD 22:38, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

HOLD IT WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE

DON'T BRING YOUR MOTHER INTO THIS SHE AIN'T HERE

AND IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR MOTHER THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE

SO REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU PUT DOWN ONE MOTHER

YOU PUTTIN' DOWN ALL MOTHERS ALL OVER THE WORLD

-MR.T

WOW, THANKS MR. T!

NOW WE KNOW THAT MOTHERS ARE IMPORTANT TO US!

BETTER WAIT A MINUTE

YOU BETTER HOLD THE PHONE

BETTER MIND YO' MANNERS

BETTER CHANGE YO' TONE

DON'T YOU THREATEN ME BOY

YOU GOT A LOT OF GALL

GO GON' DO THANGS MY WAY

OR WE WON'T DO THINGS AT ALLLLLLLL

HOW DO YOU DO, I

SEE YOU'VE MET MY

FAITHFUL HANDYMAN.

HE'S JUST A LITTLE BROUGHT DOWN

BECAUSE WHEN YOU KNOCKED

HE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CANDYMAN

DON'T GET STRUNG OUT

BY THE WAY I LOOK

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER

I'M NOT MUCH OF A MAN BY THE LIGHT OF DAY

BUT BY NIGHT I'M ONE HELL OF A LOVER

-FRANK N. FURTER

Congradulations

Your empire is noteworthy enough to be written on a perfume bottle in a Lady Gaga video for two seconds. (Warning: Really confusing video) Miss Peach

THIS IS A MARVELLOUS DISCOVERY. Lex 06:44, 6 September 2010 (UTC)

A Message from the Hellian Empire

Surrender now, or we will engage war on your empire. Join the Hellian Empire, or you will be killed. We have already destroyed one of your own Brerose 01:22, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

Hey, Raiku. Why not have some cake, hug, and forget about it? Miss Peach

Silence, Enemy. I will destroy you, and your small island. Brerose 01:36, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

But you'll never destroy the hugs. And it's not tiny. Miss Peach

Destroy him and I'm sure Emperor Lex will be glad to pick your empire up with his bare hand and wipe his royal ass with it. That is, granted you deserve to even touch the ass of the emperor.

Lord knows you deserve good food and good service, either. They call me Big T BLOOD 02:51, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

raiky is kid's stuff

then again i run a clubhouse that has a website and a bunch of photo editing tools FloppyDongHersh

raiku is more bark than bite

he is about as dangerous as a mosquito

and by that i mean he's nothing but a common annoyance

in other words raiku

you may royally suck a fat one

- Lex <3

a massage from the nuck tree house

no girls allowed - nehnjaduehk 02:23, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

HEY

I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING. I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR MOD RIGHTS BACK, AND DISBAND MY ARMY, IF YOU DON'T TAKE MINE Brerose 07:08, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

oh fine then <3 Lex 07:10, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

Wait

I got an idea. Howabout I keep my empire, but we allie with yours, sound good? Brerose 07:19, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

I refuse.

You have already been hostile to me and my empire, making threats, and even abusing your powers just for it

I do not want anyone like that in, or even part of my empire.

Good day Sir,

- Lex 07:30, 7 September 2010 (UTC) (I'm not even gonna bother with the heart this time)

HEY!

Dude, what did you do that for, seriously? Brerose 07:21, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

It goes both ways you know.

But it wasn't actually for you doing that to me

The main reason was how you decided to abuse your moderator powers for this empire game

and that, my.. person,

just isn't right

don't worry though, i'll let you have your powers back soon enough

afterall, super sam gave them to you in the first place, and i don't want to go against his will too much

so just imagine it like this

it's a timeout

kthxbye,

- Lex 07:25, 7 September 2010 (UTC) <3

So, when am I getting them back? Brerose 06:53, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

You get them back when you get them back Lex 07:19, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

My islands new import

We just started making these. I hope you like them! Miss Peach

I... Egh... Uhh... Hnnghh. Silly bands are heresy to the Wuwtholic Church... But we also encourage the purchasing of... Emperor Lex merchandise. I... I think I'll have to speak to my... Bishops about this. belstrnnmmvnmn 23:43, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

I like how carefully the skull is made to work. I may join the Lex empire. I just need more convincing, but if I do join I be general in charge of the eradication of Grapefruit. talk 23:48, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

Well personally, I'm quite indifferent to silly bandz myself.. But any publicity is good publicity, and I see the effort you made on doing this. EMPEROR LEX APPROVES. Lex 06:44, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

E-Emperorrrrrr Lexonnnnnnnn...

I... Eughhhh... H-helpppppppp... H-hurk-

belstrnnmmvnmn 23:39, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

Oh JESUS CHRIST, BELLSTROM, WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENED TO YOU?! Lex 18:36, 9 September 2010 (UTC)

He's suffering from needs-a-hug-itus. SUPER HUUUG! Miss Peach

Seriously

When am I getting my rights back? Brerose 06:50, 9 September 2010 (UTC)

Yes, lets give the noobish rip-off artist moderation rights over users who actually do work on their own. Miss Peach

raiku stop being so goddamn impatient you'll get your powers back once i feel that you're responsible enough to use them again

that, or until one of the other mods does it instead Lex 18:00, 9 September 2010 (UTC)

hey guys can i have powers hurr They call me Big T BLOOD 02:05, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

i really would but in all honesty i'm not really in the proper authority to that Lex 08:58, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

Don't ever give Raiku his powers back. He's too much of an idiot to deserve having them, anyway. - nehnjaduehk 23:55, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

Then why then Sam give them to me in the first place almost two years ago? Also, if you don't give them to me, I'll sic Richard Branson on you. Brerose 03:59, 11 September 2010 (UTC)

 :) Lex 10:42, 11 September 2010 (UTC)

who the heck is richard branson 23:01, 11 September 2010 (UTC)

he's the owner of the virgin company Lex 23:24, 11 September 2010 (UTC)

Hey, look, there are a bunch of invisible colons before this comment. Miss Peach

Let's make these blank spaces look like a triangle! I really want to say that responsibility is important, and that when I never become a moderator I will be very responsible with use of my not-powers.talk 02:25, 12 September 2010 (UTC)

*Cut to two years later* talk 20:51, 14 September 2012 (UTC)

The Nobody's Report 1

• There seems to be a NachoMan in the Sandbox trying to create WUW Gold Accounts. I believe it to be a scam as the advertisement demands people's social security numbers and other personal information. Whether or not he is a threat to the Empire is up to you, Your Majesty. Noxigar 18:09, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

:I -- Nacho^Talk 18:10, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

let him be

it obviously isn't a scam Lex 18:19, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

Genuine Apology

• I was the entity that fueled the argument you are so repulsed by. I should probably be a lot less receptive to the MFT3K-ing and less reactionary in the defense of my fanstuff, because the same shpiel has occured anyway with other fanstuffs of mine. Unlike the others, though, I shan't abandon my current fanstuff and try to make the later chapters better; I was hoping to make Pokemon: Strong Bad version for quite some time. I knew it wouldn't do well over at the Homestar Fanstuff Wiki because it's Homestar, not Strong Bad. Noxigar 19:07, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

Um, the HRFWiki is for fanstuff based on the Homestar Runner body of work. It all doesn't have to be based on the character. 23:14, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

Go compare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL9WLeUi5tc FloppyDongHersh

why do you hate me Lex 21:59, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

RE: Oh hello

Oh i'm %1000000000 sorry. I just saw that you ruled WUW. Sorry for abuse. - HunkOfJunk 16:32, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

RE: You and Hunkie World should combine *sighs* - HunkOfJunk 16:34, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

RE: RE: Or I destroy Hunkie World and join Lex's Empire. By myself Oo. - HunkOfJunk 16:36, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

It's nice to see that you've seen sense. Welcome. Lex 17:38, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

SEIG HIEL! - HunkOfJunk 20:04, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

{Blinks for a second} Yeah, I'm okay with that. Lex 20:29, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

Unfortunately, I am not. talk 22:42, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

I guess i will do this: {translated for Remolay} HEIL LEX!!! HunkOfJunk 09:38, 17 October 2010 (UTC)

Dear Lex...

I am writing to you to ask you Can I move to an island which is part of this glourious empire???
Sincerely,
HunkOfJunk 09:42, 17 October 2010 (UTC)

yeah sure go ahead Lex 10:41, 17 October 2010 (UTC)

Done!!! :D - HunkOfJunk 11:07, 17 October 2010 (UTC)

happy midnight

oops it's one minute past :0 FloppyDongHersh

and i don't plan on sleeping yet Lex 23:01, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

i am getting pretty tired

like once, i was at a friends, for a sleepover, then i fell asleep :V FloppyDongHersh

i don't go for sleepovers

i don't even have friends ;_; Lex 23:04, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

You crazy brits. You are all alike. Brerose 23:04, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

be quiet before i smack you around the head with my cane while drinking my tea Lex 23:05, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

also roast beef FloppyDongHersh

metal gear solid reference Lex 23:08, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

Emporer to Emporer

Lex,
How do you keep people coming into the empire? My tourism industry is pretty much terrible.
Miss Peach

Zoo,
Make people even more aware of your empire.
By that I mean, don't just hand out pamphelts and stuff,
Shove it down their throats, (not literally of course) have posters all around the cities,
And to drive the point even further, show displays of your military power to the public,
Like Nuclear test sites. They work perfectly.
Lex

Lex,

Obviously, that didn't work. What else do you do?

Miss Peach

Zoo,

When I said that, I didn't mean doing it on the enemies land.. That was a risky move.

Well, you could try making promises to people. You don't actually have to keep them though. It just gives hope.

Lex

Mwahahahah!

My mage's spell worked! Your emperor has gone psycho! Hellian Empire will win! Brerose 22:11, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

{Bzzt} {Bzzt} P.̨̕..̴͡p͜a̸̴͝t̶̸̨h͠ę͞t̵i̴̷c̴̡̕ ͢f̀o͟o҉̛͜l̛.͡ ̸͢Ýo͠u̡r͘͝ ̕m̢a̷̴̕ģ̴̀i͝c̢̨ di̛͠d ̨̕n͡ot̡h̶҉i̢̡͝n̶̡̛g̨ ̧ó̕͜n̸̴ m̶̀e.̴̡̀.҉̴̧

Ỳ͘óu a̵r̵̡͡e̴͘ ̵҉̢w҉e̡a҉͜k̢ ͘͘a͟n̶͏͏d͟͞ ͠ưs̡e̢͟͠le̸̢ss̕.̡

Y͏̷̕o̸̧u̢҉ ̶͞҉a̷̴̡r̶e̴͘͜ ̕͢n̷ot͝ḩ̸i͟͞ǹ͝g ҉b̵ų͘͠t ̧́͜a̢͝ ̡p̨a͘҉wǹ̢̛,́͝ a͜ c̛h͟es҉̴s͏̷p̕͢͝i̸҉͞e̕c̛̀e̶

T́͞͞h́͡e͟ ҉̵H͘e̸̢͡ll̶̢i͘ą͡n̢͠ E̴̕m̴p̵̀í͠͝re͜ ̷̛w̶͏i̢̕l̴҉l͟͞ ҉ǹ̵͡év҉e̷r̀ ͠͏r͠͝i̶̶͘se̷

B̷ų̧͡t̷ ͝҉I͞'̕͢l̵̡̛l̢ ̧l҉e͏ţ͡ ̨͘y̷҉҉ớ̵u̧̕͢ ̡̛͜c̵͞ár҉̡r̛y͢ ò́͟n͝͏ w̴͟ìth̛͢ ̧yó͏̨u͜ŗ͏ ̀͢b͟e̛lí̕͜ef̵͞ ͟͟t̢̀h̡at̶̨ ́͡ỳ̢o̢͠ư̧͘r̡̨͝ ̛ṕ̨h̨ó͟ń̵͟y͞ m̶͝͡ą͢͏g̷̵͟i̴̡҉c҉ ̨a͝ct҉u͟͡͝a͘l̶͏́ly̶͢ ̨d̶i̢͢d̵ ̴͟ś̶o͏̡҉mèt͏h͏i҉̨̛n͢ǵ͜

{BZZT} LA-LI-LU-LE-LO. LA-LI-LU-LE-LO. Lex 22:23, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

raiku i pissed on your double quarter pounder They call me Big T BLOOD 22:34, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

And I poured bleach into your drink. Miss Peach

THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN AND THE MOON HAS COME UP

AND LONG AGO SOMEBODY LEFT WITH THE CUP They call me Big T BLOOD 23:36, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

LA LI LU LE LO Lex 23:42, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

Riff Request

Hey, I just wanted to know if I could make fun of Everything You Know Is Wrong for my show. ~ Lightning Guy

yeah sure most of it isn't even mine anyway Lex 09:41, 25 November 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations on Heavy Milestone 3

But I have more hats than you FloppyDongHersh

...I KNOW. D:

...OUT OF THE 3 OR SO YEARS I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME, I HAVEN'T HAD ONE HAT DROP D: Lex 16:03, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

I've had two (both vintage) and I got two more in crates. But I sold one of the ones I got in a crate for a crap ton of weapons, nametags and paints. FloppyDongHersh

I've got a whole crapload of weapons, 3 hats, and X-Factor is playing in the background and it sounds horrible. Lex 20:56, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

What are you guys even talking about this "tom fortrass two" garble? back in my day we only had a hoop and a stick i tell ya what -pmelondemon43y 21:00, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

cool Lex 21:08, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Excellent job on Psycho Mantis

I added my own dialogue on account of merely adding stuff I'd have said to Noxi, or rephrasing it in a way allowing the speech to flow more like the character himself. Noxigar 19:04, 7 December 2010 (UTC)

HEY LOX

WHY IN THE HELL AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING

YOU'VE BEEN SURFING RECENT CHANGES FOR 3 HOURS NOW They call me Big T BLOOD 23:00, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

I JUST HAD A TAB OPEN JEEZ Lex 23:17, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

what were you doing with the other tabs

looking at porn for 3 hours????? They call me Big T BLOOD 23:18, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

OF COURSE NOT

SPAM RECIPES OBVIOUSLY Lex 23:19, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

Lex, for a helpful man I am...

... I have to tell you, that your userpage is getting funged up. But I know I'M not the suspect. Island Emp Robbie 18:02, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

LA LI LU LE LO. LA LI LU LE LO. Lex 18:12, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

Good Example. OH! And I found out that the culptrit was Brerose!!! And I wish to declare REVENGE!!!! Can I??? Island Emp Robbie 18:42, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi. Lex 18:55, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

As unofficial translator of Japanese and Japanese sounding names, I think you shouldn't do it, as there has been a ceasefire between the Lexon, Hart, and Hellian empires.talk 19:17, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

I guess that's a yes... Island Emp Robbie 19:34, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Hart and Lexon have always been allies. Just sayin'. They call me Big T BLOOD 20:43, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Lex should be saved. And I think I know what to do! Island Emp Robbie 09:41, 28 December 2010 (UTC)

Emperor Lex, I think you are in strong need of antivirus something or other

I have reason to believe that you have been sabotage, or have been plaing way too much Metal Gear. So I am asking you to turi the game off, and If this does nothing were hosed.talk 23:22, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry, it's a game! It's a game just like usual. Lex 23:25, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

That's what I'm worried about.talk 23:27, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV. Lex 23:30, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

User:Lex/WhatIThinkOfYou

finish this or i officially withdraw my support as president of the wuw — ChwokaTalk 00:02, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

i will, just give me time

give me until christmas. if i don't do it by then, you can do what you want with me

k? Lex 00:05, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

that's 6 days come on bro it can't possibly take that long

just skip to me if it's gonna take that long you — ChwokaTalk

oh fine i'll do it tomorrow morning okay Lex 00:15, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

go to sleep

don't just sit there for 8 hours staring at us They call me Big T BLOOD 02:12, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Sleep is for the week. talk 02:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

You know, you really can't trust the "Who's Online" function. Just sayian. Lex 12:47, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

hey...

can you make it to where people can at least read crap of it?

Has anyone really even been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? They call me Big T BLOOD 16:46, 26 December 2010 (UTC)

...What? Strong Rad ^TGCE

LEEEEEEX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-pMwDzK8uw

I WANNA LIVE IN THE '80S

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

I WANNA DRESS LIKE A FRUIT AND DANCE IN A WINDOW TO ADVERTISE A DEPARTMENT STORE They call me Big T BLOOD 15:31, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

DON'T WORRY MAN, WE'LL GET YOU THERE

I'M ACTUALLY BUILDING A TIME MACHINE AS WE SPEAK

IT'S MADE FROM

• ONE GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER
• AN ED EDD N EDDY POSTER
• HUNDREDS OF OLD BEANO COMICS
• SNOT TISSUES
• AND THE POWER OF VOODOO (you do) (do what?) (remind me of the babe)

Lex 15:42, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

FASTER, FASTER.

I'LL GO GATHER ALL THE AWKWARD LOOKING AND TIGHT CLOTHING I HAVE They call me Big T BLOOD 15:43, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

I'M ALREADY HALF-DRESSED AS DAVID BOWIE HERE Lex 15:44, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHIC FASHION

BUT I HAVE LOTS OF OUTRAGEOUS COLORS They call me Big T BLOOD 15:45, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

DON'T WORRY. JUST BE ORIGINAL. GET A BUNCH OF OLD SHITTY FABRICS FROM YOUR HOUSE, MAKE A JACKET OUT OF THEM AND YOU'RE READY TO GO Lex 15:47, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

ALREADY ON IT They call me Big T BLOOD 15:50, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

AND REMEMBER. CHILLY DOWN WITH THE COOL GANG

Lex 15:52, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO

WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER AND MAKE OUR OWN INSANE STORE WITH HILARIOUSLY TACKY KNICK-KNACKS AND THE MOST "OUT THERE" FASHIONS They call me Big T BLOOD 15:57, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

AS LONG AS I AM ALLOWED TO GO INTO MUSIC AS WELL, STEALING SONGS FROM THE '90s AND '00s AND REDOING THEM IN A SYNTHPOP STYLE. Lex 15:59, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

DUDE I WANNA TAKE THE CLASSICS AND REMIX THEM WITH A TOUCH OF POP AND LOTS OF ELECTRIC VIOLIN

LET'S DO THIS They call me Big T BLOOD 16:01, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

LET'S GO TO 1979 SO I CAN STEAL THRILLER Lex 16:02, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

NO WAIT THEN WE MAY CREATE SOME KIND OF OFFSHOOT TIMELINE WHERE YOU'RE MY OWN GRANDFATHER They call me Big T BLOOD 16:04, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

THAT WOULD BE TRIPPY SHIT BRO Lex 16:06, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

Blasphemy

our god does not have this viasge

how dare you smear your own name like that They call me Big T BLOOD 23:46, 13 January 2011 (UTC)

But our emperor is an effing NINJA! and A real ninja too! Is total awesome! or are you a dirty Pirateist? talk 01:27, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

Now now, I'm working for Pirate/Ninja equality. I'm a good one. Lex 07:54, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

chaos i think you mean

belstrnnmmvnmn 22:08, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

ENGAGE HERO MODE

THIS IS INCREDIBLY POINTLESS They call me Big T BLOOD 22:23, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

are you really lex

are you really lex FloppyDongHersh

Lex 21:47, 19 February 2011 (UTC)

GOOD SIR, YOU HAVE VIOLATE MORAL CODE. I DEMAND YOU APLOGISE TO ME, THE JURY, THE JUDGE, AND THAT POOR WOMAN, LEST YOU FACE EXECUTION VIA HANGING. FloppyDongHersh

NEVER. D: Lex 22:56, 19 February 2011 (UTC)

belstrnnmmvnmn 06:08, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

you know i wanted to add you but i forgot that you could send messages with requests They call me Big T BLOOD 17:13, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

you know you can just add me and then send the message afterwards lol Lex 19:33, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

YEAH WELL NOW I DON'T HAVE THE LINK They call me Big T BLOOD 21:30, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

oh yeah Lex 21:50, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

gotdang it man

don't leave me in the cold, exposing mah account for errybody to see D:

at least give me a yes or no answer Lex 22:49, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

There's no button to add as friend. And I can't send the messages. It's all your damn security settings. They call me Big T BLOOD 00:07, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

Try it again. Lex 00:33, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

Okay, I'm pretty sure I've fixed it now. Lex 23:11, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

-from the desk of 20eric06^t-AES 22:37, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

I know. D: Lex 23:43, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

-- Badstar

wait

chaos wasnt already a mod? -pmelondemon43y 20:12, 29 March 2011 (UTC)

Surprisingly, he wasn't. Lex 20:16, 29 March 2011 (UTC)

FEEL BAD FOR ME :< They call me Big T BLOOD 22:14, 29 March 2011 (UTC)

HAIL STALIN

NOW I AM A GLORIOUS COMMUNIST MOD.

I DECLARE WAR AGAINST YOUR CAPTAILIST EMPIRE.

i will rape you with my nukes

just sayin' Lex 21:26, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Who has more nukes? RUSSIA OR PUNY, TINY AMER...CANA...ENGL...YOUR EMPIRE?

me

i have more everything

i have bitches lining up to kiss my feet Lex 21:32, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

WHERE DO I SEE THESE BITCHES? ON THIS SITE ALL I SEE IS SISSY CAPTAILIST BABY MEN WITH LIPS OF SLIME!

Please calm down. Enjoy a complimentary welcoming muffin basket. Pet a cat. And don't comment on how slimy my lips get when I put on too much chapstick. Miss Peach

A Muffin basket!? WAS IT CREATED BY THE HAND OF PEASENT LABROURS? No, I kid. Me and Lex are friends. Also, chap stick is for Capitalist Dogs...Just saying...

Well, I buy chapstick, so I guess I'm a capitalist dog... But since I'm a chick now, I guess I'm a capitalist bitch. Miss Peach

ALL HAIL LEX

I AM HERE TO JOIN YOUR ALMIGHTY EMPIRE

ALL HAIL LEX *Micah*^Minecraft! 03:01, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

oh yeah i forgot i had that thingy Lex 15:23, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

SIR LEX!

I have found an enemy who may destroy this wiki.

http://wonder.hk-diy.net/

We must vandalize it. btw i got started on it *Micah*^Minecraft! 16:58, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

i have no idea who the hell these guys are

and i doubt they have any idea who the hell i am either Lex 19:55, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Well, we could make the empire bigger by taking over wikis *Micah*^Minecraft! 01:41, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

"our location is secret" lolwut

You are an awful troll, and you've accomplished nothing in adding ON WHEELS to the name of random pages, besides gross unoriginality. The only threat to this wiki is its users, and we're already doing a good enough job at destroying it. Nobody needs to or wants to help us. Lastly, Lex's "empire" does not represent the WUW, and pretending like it does will only lead to humiliation for yourself. Thank you and godspeed. 01:42, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

the only thing my empire represents is self-importance lol Lex 10:18, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

whatever happened to our irc chats

;n; Lex 00:13, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

wat 01:38, 12 August 2011 (UTC)

IRC CHATS. WHEN WE USED TO TALK ON IRC. AND LAUGH LIKE PRISSY LITTLE GIRLIES D: Lex 22:57, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

A request

legalize it. FloppyDongHersh

Legalize what, my fellow wiki friend? Lex 23:09, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

it. FloppyDongHersh

Oh I see. Alright. Lex 00:10, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

Is he asking you to legalize sex? talk 06:00, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

ooohhhhh myyyyy godddddddd FloppyDongHersh

You really need to get out more. He want's to legalize backwards alligator wrestling on elephant back.

Oh, and generic illegal drug. Miss Peach

EMPEROR LEX

I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE REPRESSING MY CAPABILITIES AS A GOURMAND BY TAKING AWAY MY USE OF TRANS FATS IN OUR GLORIOUS NATION

SO UH

PRETTY PLEASE They call me Big T BLOOD 14:31, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

Oh, alright. Let them have cake. Lex 18:27, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

All good british tv shows must be brought to the US in their original form! We want our QI, Being Human, Doctor Who, and Graham Norton on BASIC CABLE! talk 05:13, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

Graham Norton?! Really!? ...anyway I'm pretty sure half of those shows are intact. FloppyDongHersh

3 out of 4, actually. But that's on BBCAmerica, which is not on Basic cable. Basic cable have to deal with crappy american versions of The Office, Skins (Although that has been cancelled) and Being Human. I would also like to add The IT crowd to the list of shows we want talk 19:39, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

I swear Skins was really nothing but masturbation bait? Lex 19:45, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

And the American office is actually really good. FloppyDongHersh

You're everything wrong in a person. They call me Big T BLOOD 22:54, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

Say what you like about America, but fuck man, they have style. Lex 23:21, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

did you know tim curry had a promising career as a solo artist

because that's probably the most important thing to ever know about tim curry

They call me Big T BLOOD 19:02, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

Oh oh my, I'm living 2009 all over again! Lex 22:07, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAADOO DOO DOO

btw is it possible for you to restore Liamemail.omelet because I am currently doing a riff of everything I've ever made.

Oh, that doesn't faze me anymore. Nowadays, Crunkcore is my weakness. And it's done. Lex 23:19, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

thanks for that bro ALSO AUGHHHHHHH NOOOO

Lex 23:24, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

Oh my god that is horrid.

At first it sounds like a decent techno song but then suddenly a voice comes in and spews gushing retardedness out of its mouth. -pmelondemon43y 23:32, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

It's my trollin' song. It used to be Brokencyde's Yellow Bus, but nowadays it's more hilarious than shockingly awful. Lex 23:42, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

so I'm watching cowboy bebop

and holy shit this soundtrack is just the badassiest -- Badstar

I THINK IT'S TIME WE BLOW THIS SCENE.

GET EVERYBODY AND THE STUFF TOGETHER.

3

2

1

LET'S JAM

Lex 00:28, 9 May 2012 (UTC)

TIME IS NIGH.

Lucian Summers 06:19, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

I LOVE IT. Lex 09:08, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

One step too far.

Imposing sanctions on one of my men.

For speaking his mind, being free?

Quick question, when's the next bookburning?

You're out of line.

FloppyDongHersh

I only did what I had to do.

I will not tolerate anyone who supports the terrorists.

No matter what the situation, I will always do what is right.

I don't think the same can be said for you though, pigdog.

Lex 20:13, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

oh hell yeah dibs

ya hear that guys

dibs

i get dibs on the crown

emperor badstar guys emperor badstar -- Badstar

Dear Badstar,

Congratulations! From now on, you are hereby known as the new Emperor of the Wiki User Wiki!

I hope you fulfil your role with as much passion and responsibility as I did back in the day, and I hope that you'll lead us to a new era of prosperity.

Feel free to change the flag or the national anthem to suit you, and remember!

If you need any tips or tricks regarding the running of your new empire, the Sheriff is right here.

Godspeed. Lex 23:56, 14 August 2012 (UTC)

am i still pope belstrnnmmvnmn 22:38, 15 August 2012 (UTC)

that's badstar's jurisdiction now i'm afraid

but don't worry boy, i'll be sure to put a good word in for you Lex 23:54, 15 August 2012 (UTC)

oh sure man sure -- Badstar

Wait

Where you live again? FloppyDongHersh

toronto Lex 13:46, 13 September 2012 (UTC)

sorry, it's just I didn't think you told us enough FloppyDongHersh

yeah i get that a lot Lex 19:43, 13 September 2012 (UTC)

THAT MEANS YOU'RE IN THE AMERICAN TIME ZONE

HOLY SHIT WE CAN COORDINATE TO DO THINGS NOW They call me Big T BLOOD 20:54, 13 September 2012 (UTC)

EASTERN TIME, MY GOOD FELLOW

LET'S DO THIS SHIT Lex 01:29, 14 September 2012 (UTC)

...:( FloppyDongHersh

OUT OF THE WAY, LIMEY Lex 20:47, 14 September 2012 (UTC)

FUCK YEAH! AMERICA! Wait a minute, you Canadian. We don't want no syrup drinking free health care having good candy eating pansies who say "eh?" all the time! talk

- Lex

My Talk Page

Can you make this page redirect to User talk:Sirrus/Talk for me? Thanks.

Page in question

Brerose 22:26, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Oh yes, of course. Lex 22:30, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

I murdered Three Dog.

For his hat.

The hat turned out to be crap.

Brerose 23:11, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

I couldn't bring myself to kill Three Dog. (Partly for Karma reasons, but mostly because his replacement is worse)

I made myself feel better later on by killing Eulogy Jones and the rest of Paradise Falls with Sydney.

I became the Capital Wasteland's number 1 pimp. Well, until I finished Operation Anchorage and RP'ed as a Chinese Soldier for the rest of the game, aha. Lex 23:14, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Who even listens to GNR? Enclave is where it's at :D Brerose 23:16, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, that's good and all, but custom radio is where it's really at. GNR Extended. 150 extra tracks, never an repeated song. Lex 23:19, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Eh, I normally use console commands and take my submarine to Point Lookout. I have no idea what that has to do with music. Brerose 23:21, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

I just modded the hell out of mine. :3 Lex 23:27, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

What do you think of the rumors of Fallout 4 taking place in Boston? Sounds pretty cool to me. Brerose 23:35, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

I was hoping for New York/Jersey myself, solely so Canada could've been in it (as DLC or something), but this is pretty cool too, I guess. It's been alluded to in FO3 as the main hub of technology in the wasteland, so that'll be exciting. Lex 23:39, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

arigato, alex-chan.... what? i-its not like i like you or anything.... baka -pmelondemon43y

New Vegas was better. FloppyDongHersh

Oh yes, of course. It had better gameplay and story, definitely. Although I do prefer the Fallout 3 atmosphere. Lex 15:12, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

I loved tracking down Benny and gunning him down inside the suite. Once I played a female and "tricked" him into getting his guard down. Brerose 19:37, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

It's more fun to let him escape. That way, Caesar captures him and you're allowed to kill him in even more ways. I always choose crucifixion. He has such a hilarious mental breakdown when you do that. Lex 20:11, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

bitch please, real men crack into the gun suite, steal back all your weapons, take Benny to his suite, gun him down in total privacy, leave with his suit and lovely lovely gun. (see the idea is I did this once, making me a real man) FloppyDongHersh

Real men plant C4 EVERYWHERE and detonate it all at once, killing every soul in the Tops. Brerose 20:50, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

But...WHAT ABOUT SWANK? FloppyDongHersh

Swank is an idiot. Plant the C4 in his pocket and watch him go flying. Brerose 20:53, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

Real men go to The Fort with Boone, Veronica, and ED-E and wreck havoc, killing the fuck out of every Legionary asshole there is. Lex 22:51, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

Real men never use VATS once in the game. Brerose 23:58, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

I'd agree, but.. seeing Caesar's head explode in slow-mo was too awesome to pass up. Lex 00:03, 20 September 2012 (UTC)

lex

badstar never replied, can I be the new leader of the wuw who'll sell cheap merchandise and bring mass amounts of advertising for the sake of monetary gain Brerose 01:37, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

so basically sell us out to the chinese??

go ahead Lex 01:51, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

they are offering a lifetime supply of mongolian beef, what should I say? Brerose 01:53, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

Mongolian beef? Reminds me of my days as a savage barbarian nomad, before the North Koreans indoctrinated me. Lex 01:57, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

Alright, I agreed. Expect the large amounts of soldiers, merchandise, and sweaty beef to be airdropped soon. Brerose 01:58, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

awesome

does this mean that we'll have to start praising chairman mao??? Lex 02:02, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

you say you want a revolution

well you know

we all wanna change the world Brerose 02:03, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

...We ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow, are we? Lex 02:07, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

don't you know it's gonna be

alright? Brerose 02:09, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

how many korean chicks live in canada jesus christ

let's discuss They call me Big T BLOOD 04:38, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

believe it or not, quite a lot

chinese, japanese, vietnamese, filipino, thai too

ohhhh hell yeah Lex 04:53, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

okay, I may be a LITTLE jealous They call me Big T BLOOD 05:00, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

there are probably more in vancouver and california though Lex 05:03, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

Here you gooooo

Brerose 18:25, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

I don't really find Asian women that attractive tbh

...but beggars can't be choosers :< FloppyDongHersh

eh, i generally find that you can't really generalize like that

i used to, until i realize that there are attractive and unattractive women from all countries

so i just take things as they go

i like all da ladiez Lex 20:13, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

SO DUCK-TECTIVE

ANOTHER CASE "QUACKED", EH? Brerose 05:16, 2 October 2012 (UTC)

GURRRRRRRRRRRRL, WHY YOU ACKIN' SO CRAY-CRAY? Lex 05:29, 2 October 2012 (UTC)

Yeaaaah, I've only seen that one episode. There was nothing else on, and I decided to turn it on, and got fascinated. Brerose 05:32, 2 October 2012 (UTC)

Ah. I watched the entire series in about three days online. You should really check them all out, it's actually a good show. Lex 05:33, 2 October 2012 (UTC)

hey lex

what are you smoking

i want some Brerose 09:18, 21 October 2012 (UTC)

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Lex 12:11, 21 October 2012 (UTC)

so can i have some Brerose 20:36, 21 October 2012 (UTC)

Lex 21:13, 21 October 2012 (UTC)

yo homebuoy

I finally got around to tolerating Homestuck enough to quote it unironically. Mostly, because I kneww a chap on another community wwho wwouldn't shut UP about Eridan Ampora and howw "awwful" he wwas. So, said chap piqued my curiosity and noww I am wwarmin up to it. I do still prefer Swweet Bro and Hella Jeff ovver it, as wwell as Problem Sleuth.

Howwevver, I wwill be keepin in mind my ovverall ambivvalence towwards a chunk of it. It took me four days to get from Act 1 to Act 6 Intermission 3, so that's wwhy I wwas capable of marathonnin Homestuck. I also marathon Penny Arcade because sometimes they're hilarious. Anywway, I wwager you're probs busy or somefin, so I'll be sporadically here and there. Possibly finishin my RiffText stuff, as wwell as anyfin else I wwas partwway through afore I left last time. Noxigar 11:16, 16 December 2012 (UTC)

While it is far fr9m my intenti9n t9 st9p y9u fr9m having fun, I feel that it is my utm9st duty t9 inf9rm y9u that what y9u are currently d9ing is n9t accepta6le at all. 6y c9pying the typing quirk 9f a certain seadweller, what y9u are d9ing is participating in a certain practice kn9wn as "typing appr9priati9n." While I'm sure y9ur intents are far fr9m malev9lent in purp9se, it is still a rather sensitive issue that c9uld 9ffend. I d9 h9pe y9u can understand where I am c9ming fr9m 6ecause as I said earlier, it is n9t my intenti9n t9 st9p any type 9f fun fr9m y9ur end, 9h n9, n9t at all. It's just that appr9priati9n is a seri9us matter n9 matter h9w min9r it may seem t9 y9u 9r pe9ple ar9und y9u. 6ecause 9f this, I must remind y9u that y9u may h9ld certain typing privileges 9ver 9thers wh9 are n9t s9 lucky, s9 in sh9rt I must ask f9r y9u t9 check this privilege. Privilege checking is a seri9us matter y9u see, and I wh9leheartedly 6elieve that it is d9ne f9r the 6enefit 9f all parties in 9rder t9 minimize any p9tential 9ffense. I d9 h9pe y9u understand. While I myself, am n9t triggered 6y this, there are individuals wh9 c9uld 6e p9tentially triggered 6y such a practice and y9u sh9uld always l99k 9ut f9r them. And while I am at it, I must tag my triggers s9 n969dy is 9ffended 6y what I have t9 say. Certain triggers may include 6ut are n9t limited t9: Hum9r p9licing, typing quirk appr9priati9n, privilege checking, ackn9wledgement 9f privilege, and trigger warnings in general. Lex 18:46, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Gotcha. I'll keep that in mind, whilst I do my other stuff. Oh, and I'm available on Tumblr most of the time. I think I followed you first. Noxigar 19:11, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Oh, really? What's your name? Did I already follow you back? Lex 20:32, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Coll-of-the-haunted. Noxigar 20:35, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Oh, you haven't followed me yet. I followed you back now. Just a warning though, 95% of my blog nowadays is Homestuck, aha. Lex 20:47, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

I think I followed the wrong blog accidentally. Thankfully I remedied the mistake. Anyway, a lot of blogs I follow are Homestuck nowadays (even Pokemon Nuzlocke peeps who I primarily followed prior) Noxigar 20:50, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I noticed. That was my old url on tumblr. I changed it slightly so that I could track it through the tags though. Sorry about that! Lex 20:51, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

John Carter vs. Flash Gordon

who wins

gogogo They call me Big T BLOOD 05:15, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

flash duh

his movie didn't fucking fail at the box office Lex 05:33, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

I'm coming back here again long-term on Monday

I'd also like to assume the role of ambassador for your new empire They call me Big T BLOOD 19:59, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

oh yeah sure i have a cushy spot reserved for you

feel free to take any other titles you want

knighthoods, peerages, all that shit

it's all cool Lex 08:14, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

Meet a boy named Phil and his family

On vacation from the 22nd century
They got a rented time-machine and they're on their way
To a time, way, way, way back in the day

So now he's Phil, Phil of the future
Keeping it together just as best as he can
Phil, Phil of the future, he's a 22nd century man
A 22nd century man

On a holiday through history
But the final destination was a mystery
But something on the time-machine had blown
So they ended up right here in our time zone

So now he's Phil, Phil of the future
Never knew in history just where he would land
Phil, Phil of the future, he's a 22nd century man
A 22nd century man -pmelondemon43y

i'm crying tears of beauty Lex 08:14, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

this will be the anthem of our nation, and our children and their children will sing it every day in class They call me Big T BLOOD 22:17, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

i was kinda hoping for "corey in the house" but with "lex" instead of corey but this is alright too i guess Lex 22:19, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it what did you even do on hrfwiki

I legit don't remember any of your pre-purge work, and the fact that you didn't have anything on the gravy boat kind of speaks miles about your work ;o They call me Big T BLOOD 03:03, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

he bothered other 2nd gens for attention -pmelondemon43y

he's not even kidding that's exactly what i did

i mostly just bummed around on interactives and i never really did much other than that

i had like.. one email show and that's it Lex 03:07, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it the last 6 and a half years of drama could have easily been avoided if they just never proposed the idea of wiki user emails because then less people would be tempted to use wiki users a characters They call me Big T BLOOD 03:09, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Oddly enough, I don't disagree with that sentiment. Noxigar 03:10, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

nah the whole wiki user thing started with self-inserts in homestar fics and interactives Lex 03:11, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

but it never would have gotten out of hand if the idea of making these self-inserts their own recognizable entities and giving them a whole category with which to reign They call me Big T BLOOD 03:14, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

to be fair you can only go so far with homestar runner Lex 03:17, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm just saying that if people were genuine and the rules were laid down hard that this place probably would have never existed They call me Big T BLOOD 03:18, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

man that would have sucked

the only reason why this place exists though is because they cracked down on people making non-homestar stuff on their userpages

like thestick's rpg

anyone know when that's coming out Lex 03:21, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

All I know is that Everything You Know Is Wrong probably would've still crashed and burned at around 2009-2010 even if it were still on the HRFWiki. Noxigar 03:25, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it I kind of want to port over SSBR for nostalgia purposes, though if I could assemble a sizable development team then perhaps I could probably get off my lazy ass and make it go somewhere They call me Big T BLOOD 03:29, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

remember the game makers society where everyone had games planned but no one actually made them Lex 03:31, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it I've used the term "come to think of it" at least four times since I've started this conversation They call me Big T BLOOD 03:33, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i have weird quirks too, hahahahaha Lex 03:36, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

come to think of it you're retarded They call me Big T BLOOD 03:38, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

rude Lex 03:44, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

<33333333 They call me Big T BLOOD 03:46, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i start too many sentences with "yknow", "basically", and "now" -pmelondemon43y

(Fuck these colons) I have a whole junk heap of oddities which out-odd all y'all by leaps and bounds. :| Noxigar 03:48, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Yeah yeah, we're all odd, we get it. Quit reminding everybody. They call me Big T BLOOD 03:49, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i shot a man in reno Lex 03:51, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

that

that doesn't sound that odd actually They call me Big T BLOOD 03:51, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

just to watch him die Lex 03:56, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

you're a monster

all those poor poor dead pages and their widowed families, HAVE YOU NO SHAME? Brerose 05:06, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

i literally get off on the screams and despair of these pages as i rob them of their precious lives Lex 05:08, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

lex would you

like to know. in great and long detail. what would happen if Wikihood Lex tried to flirt on Ventin. it'd be fun. I promise. Brerose 04:17, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

wikihood lex is asexual tho Lex 04:18, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

knock knock

who's there FloppyDongHersh

the power of voodoo Lex

doctor who ha ha you said it FloppyDongHersh

No I'm pretty sure he's talking about the babe. Noxigar 20:47, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

do what Lex 21:07, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

The babe with the power. The power of voodoo. Noxigar 21:09, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

to get to the other side!!! Lex 21:12, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

the aristocrats FloppyDongHersh

word to your mother #Lex 22:50, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

please no :( FloppyDongHersh

yes ;) Lex

I have a kweschun

I don't remember the era of Autistic Bisexuals. When did you become their hot god? Noxigar 06:22, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

it's like a global statistic that about 80% of the users here either fall into the category of autistic or bisexual. and i'm apparently their lord and master despite being neither of those things Lex 06:35, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

Ah. As I am not bisexual, I was confused. Noxigar 06:36, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

believe me, i am just as confused Lex 07:02, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

don't worry, we know your confused, but once you clear up we'll be very supportive of your lifestyle FloppyDongHersh

hersh can you explain to us why you didn't like it when we used the word retarded They call me Big T BLOOD 16:50, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

because i was retarded FloppyDongHersh

Another question. If you plan to make Katawa Hearts in order to have my blood boil, do you plan to make the characters all drawn in Jhonen Vasquez-ish style or Psychonauts-ish style? I can't remember which of those two art styles I loathe more. Noxigar 18:16, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

well it's text so i wasn't thinking of an art-style, but you can totally imagine it like psychonauts if you like Lex 18:22, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm not sure if I want to melt my brain that quickly. .-. Noxigar 18:24, 29 August 2013 (UTC)