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You enter the door on the right to enter a very plain looking living room, a wide-screen TV sits there turned on, but it appears to be on the nothing channel at the moment as the word "NOTHING!" just sits there on the screen. The remote sitting near it is missing a few batteries.

The room also has a bookcase, a perfectly NORMAL bookcase with NOTHING behind it. That draft? Yeah, that's certainly not a secret passage that leads somewhere outside.

There is also a lever labelled "DO NOT PULL, EVER, OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS", sounds harmless, right?

Rooms

Talk

{Cruroar and Cieeia walk in after searching the main hall}

CRUROAR: Huh, I guess Conchris has been here.

CIEEIA: {looks at the TV} This channel's boring! Change it!

CRUROAR: Right. {picks up the remote and finds that it has no batteries} Typical. I wonder if Chrionroar has ate them.

{Pan up to the ceiling, Chrionroar is munching on a battery, despite him getting shocked every few seconds, whilst hanging upside down on the ceiling. Cruroar and Cieeia looks at him in confusion}

CIEEIA: What the?

CRUROAR: Best not to ask.

MARISSA: {walks up to the lever} "Do not pull, ever, or I will haunt your dreams." That shouldn't be too bad. {pulls the lever}

{The lights suddenly turns off and a grinding noise is heard nearby}

CRUROAR: I've always wondered what that lever was for...

{Red eyes starts to glow in the darkness}

CREATURE: {creepy voice} Hello. I was hoping that someone would pull that lever, but now I can haunt people's dreams! Go down the secret passage if you wish to stop me. That Conchris was a fool for having a lever be the only guardian to my cell! Later. {disappears in a puff of smoke}

{The lights turn back on}

CIEEIA: Is-Is it over?

MARISSA: Lets find out. {grabs the lever}

VOICE: FOOLS! YOU PULLED THE LEVER AGAIN! NOW I SHALL TRAP YOU IN THE PASSAGE!

{A trap door opens, just a few inches away from the lever}

VOICE: Uh... could you... fall in that pit for me? Please? Pretty... please?

MARISSA: I didn't even pull the lever. I just grabbed it. {waits a few seconds} You first! {shoves cruroar and cieeia into the pit. jumps in herself} Weeee!

{Conchris runs in}

CONCHRIS: WHAT. THE. HECK. HAPPENED. HERE?! {looks down through the trapdoor} Someone has been here... And I would like three guesses as who he is... {thinks for a second} Could it be RPG heroes bursting into my house without permission and taking my stuff? Nah, that's not it... It could be that green-haired... guy... CRUROAR! {jumps down the trapdoor}

{Conchris is seen running out of the house, Cruroar and Cieeia walk into the room}

CRUROAR: Gee, what's gotten into him?

CIEEIA: No idea.