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You enter the kitchen from the main room, there are kitchen surfaces huddled against a wall with a table in the middle. A fridge sits near the end of the line of the kitchen surfaces and there are also an oven. Surprisingly, the only dirty area of the kitchen at the moment is where the microwave used to stand, it is now standing on top of the fridge with a smiley face... creepy.

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{Chrionroar slinks in through the window, opens the fridge door and pulls out a stale slice of cake}

CHRIONROAR: YUM YUM! DELICIOUS CAKE! {eats it and then tries to eat his hand for no reason}

MALOA: {walks in, engulfed in flames} Hey! {see's another slice} Yum yum! {grabs it. it turns to ash} Aw... You like burnt cake, right?

CHRIONROAR: BURNT CAKE?! MY FLAVOURITE! {eats the burnt cake}

{Conchris walks in, unaware of Maloa and Chrionroar. He opens the fridge and somehow pulls out a sandwich, he bites into it and then promptly spits it out}

CONCHRIS: Eurgh! I really need to get some new food for this fridge. Wait... {notices Maloa and Chrionroar} How did you get in he- No, don't answer that. Instead, have you seen anyone who uses a pipe as a weapon? {holds up a piece of the broken pipe} Because I found this outside on my front garden in a grave for some reason and this is probably what killed the robot in the main hall. If anyone had touched that lever in the living room...

MALOA: If I touched it, you would know. Watch this! {puts on a glove. for the few seconds it isn't on fire, he turns on the faucet. when he sticks his hand under it, the water turns to steam} Now how do I turn this off? That was my only glove.

{Conchris turns off the faucet with his hands}

CONCHRIS: Now, I'm going into the living room. I sure hope nobody has touched that blasted lever. {walks off to the living room, accidentally walks into the robot} OW! I really need to stop walking into deactivated robots.

MALOA: HAIR'S ON FIRE! {touches conchris's hair, causing it to burst into flame}

{Conchris has already left the room but his hair somehow catches fire anyway}

CONCHRIS: {off-screen} YOW! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! {runs in and turns on the taps, steam comes out of his charred hair} Phew. {walks off, hitting the deactivated robot again} Grr... {kicks the robot out of the way and walks off to the living room}