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You enter another door on the top floor and find yourself in a rather messy computer room. Piles and piles of inventions merely stack up on each other, a desk also sits amongst the chaos with a chair. A deactivated computer is also there.

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{Cruroar and Cieeia walks in}

CIEEIA: This place looks like a pigsty!

CRUROAR: Maybe it's because this place was abandoned like years ago...

CIEEIA: Well, you got a point... {notices the computer} What's that?

CRUROAR: {reading label} "Smandy 207 - The latest in Email checking technology." Huh, must've been a prototype model.

CIEEIA: Does it work? {proceeds to touch the Smandy}

CRUROAR: Don't touch that! {swipes Cieeia's finger away from the computer} Who knows what'll happen?! It's probably equipped with one of Conchris' crazy security measures!

CIEEIA: Oh. {looks around} I wonder if there's anything of value in this room?

CRUROAR: Hmm...

MARISSA: {appears on the screen} So this is where the speaker leads!

STAN: you have a computer? i wish i had one.

CRUROAR: GAH! {falls over} Don't suddenly appear on computer screens ever again!

STAN: what? im not in a computer- {coughs} Oof! Sorry about that. I'm not in the computer, you jerk!

MARISSA: Sorry. Hey, while I'm here, can you attatch me in an email to the maker of wikipedia? I have a genius plan.

STAN: No. You're the one who ruined my house.

MARISSA: Fine. {jumps in an email, types something in the reciever bar, attatches herself to it, sends the email}

CRUROAR: Also, sorry man. I thought you also somehow appeared in the computer. The dust here can get to me.

CIEEIA: Wait... wouldn't an alarm go off if the computer was operated?

CRUROAR: Probably not...

{Meanwhile, far away, a loud beeping noise is heard}

{Conchris runs in}

CONCHRIS: {POINTS AT CRUROAR} YOU AGAIN?! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY THINGS?!

CIEEIA: Oh god, he's turned into that scary guy...

CONCHRIS: WELL?!

CRUROAR: First off, I didn't touch anything. Secondly, will you please stop shouting? It's scaring us.

CONCHRIS: SCARE YOU?! WHY, I CAN'T SCARE PEOPLE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

{Cieeia hides behind Cruroar}

CONCHRIS: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO EXPLORE THIS CITY! {WALKS OFF}

{Cieeia breathes a sigh of relief}

CRUROAR: What did he eat to make him yell so loud?

{Cieeia is pushing a bookcase, whilst clearly showing signs of struggling}

CIEEIA: Cruroar, can you help me move this?

CRUROAR: Why? That bookcase was perfect in the place it was in.

'CIEEIA: I think there might be a secret room under this...

CRUROAR: Oh gee, I wonder why... {helps Cieeia with moving the bookcase}

{The bookcase budges away to reveal a metal door with a key pad with the sign "Conchris' Lab" on it}

CIEEIA: I knew something was there!

CRUROAR: Huh, so that's where his old lab was...

CIEEIA: {operates the key pad and the door opens} Come on! Let's go!

CRUROAR: I don't know... I think something bad will happen if we...

CIEEIA: Please?

CRUROAR: {sighs} Fine. {walks into the opening made by the door with Cieeia, the door closes behind them}

MALOA: {walks in} Hey, guys! I brought in a pet monke- {see's the latch} Guys! {crushes a hole in the latch, walks through it}