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Rooms
It seems a tank-like robot is left in the middle of the main room, deactivated.
Chat
{Conchris opens the door and breathes the air. He then promptly coughs out the dust}
CONCHRIS: Man, how long have I been gone from here? Oh well, I guess this can be my place of residence until I can cough up enough change to go back to my home city. {walks around, cleaning and mumbling}
{Conchris has already left when Cruroar and Cieeia arrive}
CRUROAR: We found the house!
CIEEIA: Sweet! Oh, looks like he left it unlocked. Silly him!
CRUROAR: Wouldn't there be a trap or something?
SECURITY SYSTEM: Intruders detected! Activating Defense Bot!
{A wall slides away to reveal a tank-like robot rolling out of the wall, the wall slides back in}
DEFENSE BOT: INTRUDERS! LEAVE NOW OR YOUR PAIN WILL BE SWIFT!
{Cieeia pulls out the Cracked Pipe}
CIEEIA: NEVER! {smacks the robot over the head with the pipe, it suddenly short-circuits and the top part of the pipe cuts off}
DEFENSE BOT: ERROR CODE 12132! CIRCUITRY NOT WORKING! ACTIVATING EMERGENCY SHUT downn.... {voice slows as eyes dim}
CRUROAR: Phew! That was close!
CIEEIA: My pipe! {mourns the breakage of her weapon}
CRUROAR: Don't worry about it. Anyway, we should check out the house. {looks around}
{Conchris kicks down the door all action hero-like}
CONCHRIS: HELLO, HOUSE AND NOTHING THAT INHABITS IT! {notices the deactivated robot} What the? Someone has been in my house. {close-up} And I know who it is... {ominous music} Nah, screw it. I'm getting a bite to eat from the fridge. {walks off}
