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You descend the passage to see... darkness... wow. Oh wait, there's a bit of light here from the living room. A chest somehow lies here with a skeleton.

Rooms

RIKES! REEEELPPPP! (Make off like Scooby Doo)

Talk

{cruroar, cieeia, and marissa fall into the pit.}

MARISSA: Weeeeee! {lands on the ground.} Now, how do we see down here?

CRUROAR: OW! My head! Does anyone have a light?

CIEEIA: {looks at Cruroar} No.

{Cruroar sighs and pulls out a lighter, the room illuminates to reveal a cave with furniture spread about it}

CIEEIA: Looks like someone made their home here... right?

VOICE: FOOLS! I HAVE BEEN LIVING HERE FOR LIKE YEARS NOW! I WAS LOCKED AWAY FROM THE WORLD AFTER THAT IDIOT CONCHRIS BEAT ME! AND NOW, I PRESENT TO YOU, MY STUDY! Find what you can! I doubt anything you find here actually helps.

RAIKU: Dad?

VOICE: What on earth are you on about? Oh, that skeleton. I dunno, I think he ended up here by mistake or something. I swore I ordered 10,000 skeletons, not that one specific skeleton! {to self} I wonder where the other 99,999 went to?

CIEEIA: How could a creature order stuff?

VOICE: SILENCE! YOU DO NOT QUESTION MY STUFFITY!

CIEEIA: Err... okay?

CONCHRIS: {echoed from main hall} HELLO, HOUSE AND NOTHING THAT INHABITS IT!

CRUROAR: Oh crap. Conches is back... He'll have a fit when he sees this.

RAIKU: No he won't. {He makes the room look like a attic}

MARISSA: Voice! Where are you? {walks off}

VOICE: YOU CAN'T SEE ME! I AM THE DISEMBODIED VOICE OF THE CREATURE THAT HAD LURKED UNDERGROUND IN THIS SPECIFIC HOUSE OF ALL TIME! NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL HAUNT DREAMS AND SCARE THEM UNTIL THEY WET THEMSELVES! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! {coughs}

MARISSA: How do you disembody a voice?

VOICE: Well, I dunno. Maybe my voice is coming out of a speaker or something. {Cruroar uncovers a speaker} D-Don't touch that. That's my only way of scaring people here.

CRUROAR: Touch this? Okay! {touches the speaker but gets zapped}

VOICE: Told you.

MARISSA: {takes a machine out of her pocket} I wonder who you are... {presses the button. she converts herself into controlled electrical waves, and goes through the speaker}

VOICE: WHAT THE?! HOW'D YOU GET HERE?!

{Conchris falls through the trapdoor}

CONCHRIS: Ow... I don't remember having an attic through a trapdoor... {looks over to the study} YOU!

CRUROAR: Oh crap...

CONCHRIS: How did you get here?! AND WHY?!

CIEEIA: {points at Cruroar} It was his idea!

CRUROAR: {whispering} I thought it was yours...

VOICE: Well, I thought it was mines...

CONCHRIS: SHUT UP VOICE! YOU HAVE NO BUOYANCY IN THIS ARGUMENT!

VOICE: YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP! I'M THE...

CRUROAR: Yes, you're a disembodied voice of some kind of creature that goes around scaring people. Can I have my money now?

VOICE: NO!