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'''Pter''' is...well...it's unclear ''what'' he is. He's a purple draconic anthropomorphic animal, though his name implies he's some sort of pterodactyl. Pter seems to lack an entire lower half, but makes up for it by being able to float, and for some reason, can operate a car without feet on the pedals, as evidenced in his 2012 debut; [[Zarel Emails/26|worst present]]. Pter is generally calm and somewhat shy, although caffeine will cause him to go nuts and at times (similar to Strong Sad), spout current events and remarks about the government. Like Foxx and Zarel; Pter is a revamped version of an old character.
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''"Secret Service agents in scandal have been placed on leave! US Plains states hit by tornadoes! Giants closer Brian Wilson is likely headed for surgery on his right elbow!"''<br>
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-Pter caffeinated, on the current world news [[Zarel Emails/26|worst present]]
  
Pter also has a stuffed animal that he doesn't take out into public usually, but is highly protective of it. It appears to be an orange spotted cat-like creature similar in appearance to The Cheat. He calls it "Lil' Steffie" and says it's his "flavorite."
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'''Pter''' is...well...it's unclear ''what'' he is. He's a purple draconic anthropomorphic animal, though his name implies he's some sort of pterodactyl. Pter seems to lack an entire lower half, but makes up for it by being able to float, and for some reason, can operate a car without feet on the pedals, as evidenced in his 2012 debut; [[Zarel Emails/26|worst present]]. Pter is generally calm and somewhat shy, although caffeine will cause him to go nuts and at times (similar to Strong Sad), spout current events and remarks about the government. Like Foxx, Fang, and Zarel; Pter is a revamped version of an old character.
  
Pter's potential voice is unknown.
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Pter when "sober" is almost like the straight man to Zarel's obliviousness. He tries to convince him to do something productive on the day he had [[Zarel Emails/29|no emails]], though it's implied he had to smack Zarel out of his house. Also, while Pter is calm and quiet, he seems to be quick to anger and threaten.
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A common gag in Zarel Emails and affiliated media is that Pter is often forgotten. He's introduced as a "new character" in [[User:Lucian_Summers/Toons/2014Trailer|Zarel Emails: The Returnening]] despite having been in the show, and in [[Zarel Emails/27|sports]] he is tossed like a football after stating he's "ready to be an actual normal character now." Zarel has also forgotten that he [[Zarel Emails/35|never had legs to begin with]].
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Pter also has a stuffed animal that he doesn't take out into public usually and is a little overprotective of it. It appears to be an orange spotted cat-like creature similar in appearance to The Cheat. He calls it "Lil' Steffie" and says it's his "flavorite." However, it seems to only have appeared in his (old) character video.
  
 
'''Current Domicile:''' Pter's House
 
'''Current Domicile:''' Pter's House
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==Character Video Transcript==
 
==Character Video Transcript==
  
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Pter, Marzipan
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[[/oldcv|Old Character Video Transcript from 2010 or 12]]
 
 
'''Places:''' Pter's House
 
 
 
'''Page Title:''' 50% off!
 
 
 
''{Cut to Pter's house, he is seen fiddling with the camera}''
 
 
 
'''PTER:''' Is this thing ready? Alright. Um...hi there. My name's Pter...and stuff. I live here, in this house...this is my room...yeah. So...that's about it, really. I like...well, I like coffee, and I try not to have too much, or that sets me off the deep end. It's kind of funny when you think about it. I don't necessarily read or watch the news, but people tell me when I'm caffeinated, I tend to spout random current events. Oh, and I ''love'' Sprees.
 
 
 
'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh? Who's that on your bed? He's cute. He kinda looks like the Cheat.
 
 
 
'''PTER:''' Hey, hey, keep your eyes off of Lil' Steffie! He's my flavorite! If you do so much as hurt him, I will rip you to shreds! Oop. S-sorry. Hehe... *rubs the back of his head*
 
 
 
''{End}''
 
 
 
==Remarks==
 
*Lil' Steffie refers to Stephie, the creator of an apparently "[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stuff8.html new character]" for Homestar Runner made a long time ago. Pter calling it his "flavorite" refers to the description.
 

Latest revision as of 20:34, 19 January 2014

Thanks for the words, half-man

"Secret Service agents in scandal have been placed on leave! US Plains states hit by tornadoes! Giants closer Brian Wilson is likely headed for surgery on his right elbow!"
-Pter caffeinated, on the current world news worst present

Pter is...well...it's unclear what he is. He's a purple draconic anthropomorphic animal, though his name implies he's some sort of pterodactyl. Pter seems to lack an entire lower half, but makes up for it by being able to float, and for some reason, can operate a car without feet on the pedals, as evidenced in his 2012 debut; worst present. Pter is generally calm and somewhat shy, although caffeine will cause him to go nuts and at times (similar to Strong Sad), spout current events and remarks about the government. Like Foxx, Fang, and Zarel; Pter is a revamped version of an old character.

Pter when "sober" is almost like the straight man to Zarel's obliviousness. He tries to convince him to do something productive on the day he had no emails, though it's implied he had to smack Zarel out of his house. Also, while Pter is calm and quiet, he seems to be quick to anger and threaten.

A common gag in Zarel Emails and affiliated media is that Pter is often forgotten. He's introduced as a "new character" in Zarel Emails: The Returnening despite having been in the show, and in sports he is tossed like a football after stating he's "ready to be an actual normal character now." Zarel has also forgotten that he never had legs to begin with.

Pter also has a stuffed animal that he doesn't take out into public usually and is a little overprotective of it. It appears to be an orange spotted cat-like creature similar in appearance to The Cheat. He calls it "Lil' Steffie" and says it's his "flavorite." However, it seems to only have appeared in his (old) character video.

Current Domicile: Pter's House

Character Video Transcript

Old Character Video Transcript from 2010 or 12