Zarel Emails/29

Zarel E-Mail #29

Zarel has no new emails to check. How's he going to do an episode?

Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, Pter, Strong Bad, The Cheat

Places: The Roomy-Vac, Pter's House, Marshmallow's L'est Stand, Strong Bad's Basement

Transcript

ZAREL: Here comes a new email!

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You have 0 new messages.

ZAREL: Or...not? What's going on here? Adoring fans? Anyone? So I seriously have no email to check? Nothing for the future? How am I supposed to do an episode? Wait, I know just the man to go to! Someone who's had a long running email show for quite some time! I'm going to...

{Cut to Pter's House}

ZAREL: Pter!

PTER: Zarel? What are you doing here?

ZAREL: Well, I don't have an email to check, so I was hoping you'd know what to do in a situation like this!

PTER: And why did you come to me?

ZAREL: You had an email show once, right?

PTER: A...brief one.

ZAREL: So you'd know what to do!

PTER: Not...really. I've never been in a situation like this!

ZAREL: No? Aw, man. Well, what do I do?

PTER: You could do something productive.

ZAREL: But I'm bad at that!

PTER: Go outside?

ZAREL: Outside scares me.

PTER: ...do you always make lame excuses like this?

ZAREL: Yep!

{Cue a smack sound, and we cut to Zarel in Marshmallow's L'est Stand with a shake at his side, his elbow on the table, and a dejected look.}

ZAREL: Come on you guys, don't you have any capers planned that I could be a part of?

THE CHEAT: {A noise sounding like "Nuh-uh"}

STRONG BAD: I dunno, man. The Cheat and I have been caper free for a week, and we're not going to let that slip!

ZAREL: Okay, who are you and what have you done with Strong Bad? I thought you guys loved capers!

STRONG BAD: Oh, we do. It's just that we're being caper free until the other people stop being boring-free. I mean, start being boring-free.

ZAREL: So you're bored too, huh?

THE CHEAT: {sighs}

STRONG BAD: Yeah...It's been a long time since something cool happened. I'm going through an email drought too! People stopped sending me emails! Or rather, people stopped sending me good ones!

ZAREL: Same here...

STRONG BAD: And Little Cheaty's netty-wetty broke, so he can't upload any of his cartoons!

THE CHEAT: {starts to cry softly}

ZAREL: Oh...

STRONG BAD: And I'm wearing women's underwear!

ZAREL: I see...wait what?!

STRONG BAD: Did I just seriously say that? Woah. This boredom might be stronger than I thought. There's only one solution.

ZAREL: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

STRONG BAD AND ZAREL: VIDEO GAMES!

{The Show's victory tune plays and it cuts to Strong Bad's Basement, where the two are playing a game. The music from "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" can be heard, despite it apparently being a shooter or flying game.}

STRONG BAD: Make sure you watch out for the air carriers!

ZAREL: Got it!

{An explosion can be heard coming from the game}

ZAREL AND STRONG BAD: Wooooohooooo!

{Silence}

STRONG BAD: I'm bored now.

ZAREL: {dramatically} Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

{The Paper}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Strong Bad's diamond for an extra scene.

Transcript

{Cut to Pter's Room, he's at a desk with his old laptop}

PTER: {types in ptermail.exe, singing} And I pretend that it's made of money...

{The Computer explodes when he hits Enter, Pter goes flying offscreen, screaming}

Fun Facts

• Badstar used to write an email show for Pter.