User:Lucian Summers/Characters/Pter/oldcv

Cast (in order of appearance): Pter, Marzipan

Places: Pter's House

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{Cut to Pter's house, he is seen fiddling with the camera}

PTER: Is this thing ready? Alright. Um...hi there. My name's Pter...and stuff. I live here, in this house...this is my room...yeah. So...that's about it, really. I like...well, I like coffee, and I try not to have too much, or that sets me off the deep end. It's kind of funny when you think about it. I don't necessarily read or watch the news, but people tell me when I'm caffeinated, I tend to spout random current events. Oh, and I love Sprees.

MARZIPAN: Oh? Who's that on your bed? He's cute. He kinda looks like the Cheat.

PTER: Hey, hey, keep your eyes off of Lil' Steffie! He's my flavorite! If you do so much as hurt him, I will rip you to shreds! Oop. S-sorry. Hehe... *rubs the back of his head*

{End}

Remarks

• Lil' Steffie refers to Stephie, the creator of an apparently "new character" for Homestar Runner made a long time ago. Pter calling it his "flavorite" refers to the description.