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Zarel Emails: The Returnening
They're back!
Cast (in order of appearance): Offscreen Announcer, Strong Bad, Fang, Bubs, Strong Sad, Marzipan, Zarel, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Pter, Homestar Runner, Foxx
Places: Dining Room, Bubs' Concession Stand, Marzipan's Gazebo, The Field, The Roomy-Vac, Strongbadia, The Locker Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand
Page Title: Now with 30% less calories!
Transcript
{Cut to a black screen, with the Offscreen Announcer's words appearing on screen. This happens each time the Offscreen Announcer speaks.}
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: They're back, in a way you've never seen them before!
{Cut to Dining Room, Strong Bad lifts his head up from reading a newspaper.}
STRONG BAD: Did you say "mounds of gold?!"
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: After two years of inactivity...
{Cut to Fang at Bubs' Concession Stand}
FANG: {points to Bubs} I believe your evidence is forged!
BUBS: But I was trying to sell you plastic forks!
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: And two years of more inactivity...
{Cut to Strong Sad at Marzipan's Gazebo}
STRONG SAD: How many times must I do this until you're satisfied?
MARZIPAN: Now do it right this time, like he used to!
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: They're finally back.
{Cut to a close-up of Zarel's face. He's shaking while alarm sounds play.}
ZAREL: She's going down, Captain!
{Pan out to see Strong Mad holding a large cardboard box, which Zarel was sitting in, pretending to fly a plane. The Cheat is holding a boombox with an alarm sound playing.}
ZAREL: Forget it, this sucks.
STRONG MAD: {dejectedly} Aw...
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: Zarel Emails is back!
{Cut to Zarel at the Roomy-Vac, checking an email}
subject: paper plateZarel
Whats your favorite kind of paper plate
Johnny
{Zarel has already typed: "Well isn't this an interesting question. Do I even use paper plates? There was that one time where I had one at Strong Bad's birthday party when we were in our hot prime, and that one was pretty cool.}
ZAREL: {typing} But if I had to choose a personal favorite of all of the ones I've used...
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: New characters!
{Cut to Pter at Bubs'}
PTER: But I've been on-
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: New stages!
{Cut to Zarel in Strongbadia holding his fist in the air}
ZAREL: Shenanigans!
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: New downloadable costumes for Zarel and Fang when you pre-order from Gamestop!
{Cut to The Locker Room, Zarel and Fang are obscured by shower curtains}
ZAREL: {scared} AHH, my skin!
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: And of course, pop culture references up the nose! {The word nose turns lime green and drips as if it were snot}
{Cut to Homestar Runner and Foxx at Marshmallow's Last Stand. Foxx is seething mad.}
HOMESTAR: I question thee, Foxx, what do y-
{Foxx cuts off Homestar's sentence by hitting him with a metal baseball bat.}
FOXX: NO!
OFFSCREEN EMAILS: Zarel Emails! Returning 2014 and maybe staying for a few weeks! Or months. Who knows? I don't.
Trivia
- I dunno.