(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/Bastard
NAMINE: Hey, Fort Knox, are you... are you holding up okay?
NOXIGAR: Not really. Betwixt nothing really great happening to me in years, my slowly losing sanity, my basically aging without any real contributions to Lex's universe or anything too meaningful outside of a college degree, and the austere lack of concentration on anything big-time...
NAMINE: {sighs} Riff away, compadre.
NAMINE: I'm sure things have been more memorable.
NOXIGAR: They haven't. I haven't done much of use on this site for a couple years.
NAMINE: Okay. And?
NOXIGAR: That's it.
NAMINE: I don't see the problem here.
NOXIGAR: My role-playing as Homestar Runner characters or you would've gotten horribly rusty by now? You'd be more like an amalgamation of Lex and your actual canon interpretation from Kingdom Hearts, especially since my exile from the fanatical domain would've made everything even more artistically licensed.
{Namine rolls her eyes, with a look of bemusement.}
NOXIGAR: What?
NAMINE: {still smirking} You know you can just say "I quit Kingdom Hearts," right?
NOXIGAR: I was kicked out of at least one community for not shipping Axel/Roxas; I didn't just "quit," else I'd declare it me quitting.
{Namine shrugs.}
Hey kids. TheValentineBros here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!
Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.
Episodes
Season 1: 2013-2014
- Bratz the Movie
- Ratatoing
- Nukie
- Mac & Me
- Jason X
- A Christmas Story 2
- The Last Airbender
- The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It
Season 2: 2014-TBA
- The Cat in the Hat
- Black Swan
- Rock of Ages (requested episode)
- Cool Cat Saves the Kids NEW!
- InAPPropriate Comedy (requested episode) COMING SOON!
- The Scorpion King (requested episode) IN PROGRESS!
- A Serbian Film (requested episode) COMING SOON, NIGGA!
