(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/MFT3K/Raiku Email
NOXIGAR: Remember all those Wiki User Emails? I might make one of those. I apparently seem to be lacking in following Strong Bad's footsteps.
Host Segment 1
{Open up to the main room. Chwoka, Bluebry, and SkullB are doing nothing in particular. The curtains open, revealing Dr. Brainfreeze and Assistant, who is now wearing a lab coat and goggles.}
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Gentlemen, I'm sure you are well-aware of the loathsome quality of Bell Quest, but today we're giving you a...less sophisticated sort of suck. One that beats you over the head with the blunt end of bad.
ASSISTANT: It's called "Raiku Email". It's a fun-filled trip through the innermost recesses of suck.
CHWOKA: Sounds pretty bad.
DR. BRAINFREEZE: And that's just the short! After that, we have a feature-length film called "Green Grass and High Tides Forever".
NOXIGAR: At least I know the order of what I'm riffing in terms of their riffing.
SKULLB: Oh God.
ASSISTANT: I know George Burns would be a refreshing distraction, but we don't show good films here.
NOXIGAR: OF COURSE NOT! THE ENTIRE POINT IS TO TORTURE YOUR PRISONERS OF WAR
{Dr. Brainfreeze slaps Assistant}
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Just send them the movie.
{The blue light begins flashing}
CHWOKA: WOAH NO {picks up Skullbuggy and runs into the theater}
SHORT
{Chwoka sets down Skullbuggy, then sits down. Bluebry sits down}
CHWOKA: Well of course i is less than three.
SKULLB: Wait, why's Proto Man here? And why did somebody puke all over his helmet?
REMAILSCHWOKA: Re: Re: Re: Look at these funny cat pictures I found on the internet!NOXIGAR: I did not buy my senior yearbook, on the grounds that it would be a terrible $80 investment.NOXIGAR: ...Interesting...
NOXIGAR: As much as I dislike Raiku... nevermind. I'm here to riff MFT3K, not riff Raiku Emails.
