RiffText/MFT3K/Raiku Email/Pirates

RAIKU: Hello Raikster!

CHWOKA: Wait, so first it was the Raika, now it's the Raikster? Or is that just him admiring himself in the reflection to hide his subconscious knowledge that he's a horrible writer?
SKULLB: He's not going to say hi back. He doesn't care. He's a cold, unfeeling machine.

Dear Mr. Raiku!

YOU JUST WON INFINITY DOLORS!

CHWOKA: what is a dolor it sounds like a vital organ
SKULLB: JUST SEND YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION TO NIGERIA AND WE WILL GIVE YOU SO MANY DOLORS
BLUEBRY: I knew someone named Dolores.

CONGRATS,
Spam M. Onster

BLUEBRY: OnSter: Ford's response to OnStar.

CHWOKA: Wait, so he has a new computer, but it still looks exactly the same? This means he's naming his computers.

NOXIGAR: {imitating M. Bison} OF COURSE!

RAIKU: DELETE! {Deletes email}

BLUEBRY: Do you also yell "REPLY"?

Hey Raiku,

I hear there's plenty of secret uncharted islands out there in that big old thing called the ocean. You should try and find one!

CHWOKA: Unless SPOOK CLIFF is on one of them, I'm not interested.

NOXIGAR: Isn't Spook Cliff a cliff? Not related to an island?

-TheDenzel

RAIKU: Sorry, but I am on writers block BECAUSE NO ONE EMAILS ME!

CHWOKA: I'm not sure you know what writer's block is.
SKULLB: Is this like the email version of holding your breath until you get what you want?

In a few emails I will anwser this. Or fwnser it.

CHWOKA: What does that even mean
SKULLB: OOOOH FWNED

NOXIGAR: Fwned indeed.

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