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RAIKU: Timea to checka my emaila on the Raika!

{Email appers

BLUEBRY: No thanks, I'll just have one apper.

on screen.}

CHWOKA: What screen?
subject: Yearbookz
CHWOKA: Totally radical, dude!

Dear Sora,
Do you have any yearbooks from the 80's?

SKULLB: 80 is

From,
Lemon Demon43
Attachment:Thanks_For_The_Memories_Fall_Out_Boy.wav

BLUEBRY: Thanks_For_The_Bad_Music
NOXIGAR: ...I actually like to listen to that song on my Pandora.

RAIKU: Who's Sora?

NOXIGAR: Raiku, he's an intensely shitty protagonist. There are plenty of those.

Well anywheys,

BLUEBRY: This product may contain whey protein.

I might have one. I need to check my closet.

{He goes to his closet, Raggon is sleeping in there.}

CHWOKA: What, you expect the camera to follow them around? Well, screw you, conventions!
NOXIGAR: Apparently Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People didn't have the camera following.

RAIKU: STOP SLEEPING IN MY CLOSET!!!

RAGGON: But its comfy!

SKULLB: THEY STOLE MY COMFY

{Raiku growls, making Raggon jump out.}

RAIKU: There it is!

CHWOKA: What?

{Takes book and walks back to the computer.}

SKULLB: (first taking book) Raiku walks back to the COMPUTER. You see one TERRIBLE EMAIL.

RAIKU: I should open this attachment.

BLUEBRY: Rule One of the Internet: Open every attachment. What could go wrong?
CHWOKA: Everybody talks like that, right guys?

{He does and it plays the song.}

RAIKU: {Teary eyed} Those were some of the best days of my life! {Starts crying}

SKULLB: Bullcrap. Nobody cries at Fallout Boy.
NOXIGAR: Apparently he's crying about something other than the song.

{The Paper comes down.}

RAIKU: Paper, give me a hug!

{He hugs the paper.}

PAPER: {Written on The Paper} Stop being so emotional!

RAIKU: Sorry.

SKULLB: You're not sorry you monster
 
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