RiffText/MFT3K/Raiku Email/Virus

RAIKU: EMAIL!!! AND THE EMAIL COMES IN THE NIGHTTTTTTTTT!!!

Yo.

Hi.

Kanichiwa.

Bonjour.

Hola.

SKULLB: I'M IN A PLACE CALLED VERTIGOOOO

Fo' shizzle,

CHWOKA: {sing-songy} One of these things is not like the other one!

Lemon

Attachment: Totally Not Virus.exe

RAIKU: Ooh, not virus email!

SKULLB: Not grammar, anything but that!

{Opens attachment, Green pixel thing jumps out}

BLUEBRY: Yes, this is one's normal reaction when they get presented with a virus: download it.

VIRUS: I have came to infect you!!!

CHWOKA: Dude, gross.

NOXIGAR: If I weren't used to terrible grammar I'd also be visually repulsed. But, since terrible grammar exists in a lot of places, I can only shrug, maybe clap sarcastically, or something else.

My name is Lemon Demon43!!!

BLUEBRY: !!

RAIKU: RAGGONIX, PASS THE ANTI VIRUS SHOT!!!

SKULLB: BUT BUT BUT- OH GOD NEVER MIND
CHWOKA: I hope it's a gunshot, if you catch my drift.

NOXIGAR: Congratulations! YOU MEMORIZED A STRONG BAD EMAIL WHERE BUBS SHOOTS STRONG BAD'S COMPY WHEN IT GETS A VIRUS.

RAGGONIX: Catch!!!

{Raiku catchs and injects Lemon. He turns into Liame.}

RAGGONIX: What happened?

BLUEBRY: I have NO IDEA

LIAME: Long story!

RAIKU: Now I need a new computer!

SKULLB: Now I need a new barf bag. Seriously.
CHWOKA; 0 to Virus in 4 emails!

NOXIGAR: 0 to Virus? Huh?

> Kik har tooo EEE-male Vikua

1337@antarteonmant.cim

CHWOKA: No. He is most certainly not 1,337 years old. Judging by his actions, he's more, like, 6.

NOXIGAR: {imitating M. Bison} OF COURSE!