(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Ninja Pom Pom/PLAY AS THE NEW POKETOON CHARACTERS!
But fit these personalities. Also, because of non-popularness, you can now control two characters.
Characters
- Marcus - A lucario. Male. Age 25. He is happy most of the time, but after 6:30 PM, he blows his top due to medications.
- Lucas - A pikachu. Male. Age 24. He agrees to almost ANYTHING, but when he says no it's like he wants to kill the person that asked.
- Zucas - A piplup. Male. Age 26. Doesn't really care, and wants to commit suicide when the world is finally controlled by idiots.
- Steala - A manaphy. Female. Age 23. Steals stuff, but is sneaky yet sweet.
- Pikaus - A pichu. Male. Age 8. He's Lucas's son and always gets stuff cause his dad says yes but feels lonely.
- Zess - A robot. Male voice. Made 2009. He's the butler and always starts the sentence calm, but ends as mad as hell!
- Sara - A lucario. Female. Age 25. Marcus's girlfriend. She is sweet, but knows when to kick butt and speaks her mind VERY LOUDLY.
- Delai - A uxie. Male voice. Age unknown. Normally sleepy, easily annoyed, happy when fully awake. Try and get on his good side, or he'll wipe you memory.
- Any piplup - One of any of NPP's 100 piplups. Basically they act like Piplup #27.
- Skysist - A skyman. Male. Age 20. He is mainly one with the ability to bend his own and other genders. Get on his good side and he could put you on a higher plane of existence. His friends call him Skyso. Also, he's largely silent.
- Julie - A bellossom. Female. Age 16. Kind of quiet, but very hyper. Like to annoy others, and go on adventures.
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Transcript
{The house is quiet. Then Marcus walks in the kitchen, where Zess is making breakfeast.}
MARCUS: ELLO GUVNA'
DELAI: {unseen} Uuuuugh... {walks onscreen} Hi, marcus. Please to be shutting up.
ZESS: I agree, you are getting on my nerves and being a big dumbass, ya crapheaded moron!
DELIA: So, what's for breakfast?
ZESS: Why, I have some eggs, bacon, some sausage, and homemade biscuits, if that wasn't made apparent by the fact that you're standing right next to me!
DELIA: If I opened my eyes, your memory would be wiped.
ZESS: Yes, you Uxies do that a lot, don't you? Ah, well. My memory certainly can be wiped cause I'm a robot and and don't really have a brain! That's just obvious! I mean, DUH! My god, what'll you idiots say next?
DELIA: I dunno. Anyways, I'm hungry for some bacon! {slams face into the frying pan wiht the bacon. a sizzle is heard}
MARCUS: Mmmm, cooked Uxie...
DELIA: {gets up. its face is red, and there is a piece of bacon stuck to it.} Painfully delicious!
{Pikaus walks in and takes a piece of bacon from Delia's face. A small patch of yellow shaped like the bacon is shown}
PIKAUS: Is that normal?
ZESS: You, good sirs, are the most moronic asses I've seen in my whole damn life. See ya... not. {walks into dining room, where he happens upon Zucas under the table with a large knife.}
ZUCAS: I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna do it...
ZESS: Aw, now look what you idiots made him do! Dumbasses... {walks away, grumbling}
DELIA: {turns around, accidentaly slapping the knife out of zucases hands. it flies into and through the wall} Hi!
MARCUS: Oh, hello.
ZUCAS: Aw, man. {sighs} I guess I should go, get some breakfast. {walks out}
{Suddenly, there are screams from the living room}
DELAI: Quick! Get the earplugs!
{Skysist brings the earplugs from out of nowhere and puts a pair on. For some reason, the screams are gone.}
JULIE: {walks in. looks at the hole in the wall, delai's face, and smells the burning eggs. walks outside.}
SKYSIST: !!! I think I know what she smelt... {points at the burning eggs}
JULIE: {walks back in. she has a small basket with some nomel, persim, and liechi berries, along with a watmel. she sits down, and starts eating a liechi berry}
ZUCAS: {offscreen, from kitchen} OW THE PAIN WHY IS THIS SO PAINFUL
SARA: {enters} Oh hi.
LUCAS: Hello.
ZUCAS: {enters; his head is on fire} Oh. More people. Yay.
