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User:Lucian Summers/Characters/Zarel
"You know what time it is! Time for me to answer another dumb question from yous guys!"
-Zarel, foxx
Zarel Lewis is an old character from 2008 who has been revamped for my return to the Wiki User Wiki. He is a seven foot, three inch anthropomorphic dragon, making him possibly the tallest or second tallest of the Homestar Runner cast, depending on Strong Mad's height. Zarel can detach parts of his body and reattach them, however this seems more an annoyance than a convenience due to all the times he had been dismembered by something. He also has wind powers which he refers to as his "little breezies", since they are very miniscule.
Zarel's relationship with the Homestar Runner cast is a mixed one; he usually is seen hanging out with Strong Bad or The Cheat, but shows a compassionate side towards Strong Sad, and apparently gave him the Horrible Painting. His intelligence is also questionable, as he is sometimes either smarter or dumber than Homestar Runner according to Strong Bad. Sometimes his idiocy or obliviousness annoys other characters.
Zarel has an email show in which for the first 20 emails, he used a computer called the Cappy DT8. However, it was blown up, along with his house, in a chemistry accident. Throughout then, Zarel had to rely on Strong Bad for computers until he finally got his new one (as well as his new house), the Roomy-Vac. Even then, Zarel sometimes has been known to crash at Strong Bad's at times.
Zarel is affiliated with Marzipan's "army", the Willing Allies of the World, although that was an email that Fang had taken from my previous and crappier email show. He is also the mascot for Cool Pawfs, under the alias of "Coolzor McDragonface."
Current Domicile: Zarel's Roomy-Vac
Previous Domiciles: Zarel's House (blown up in a chemistry accident)
Character Video Transcript
Will write it when I feel like it.
Variations
- Za Long (20X6)
- Dragonesque (Dangeresque movies)
- Stupid Albert (Willing Allies of the World code name)
- Coolzor McDragonface (shmallows)
