RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/poll

SO WHO IS THE POTTLE

(THE POT AND THE KETTLE)

We all know you love MFT3K. Except for, er, Noxigar. That guy hates us. But otherwise everybody loves us! But recently we've been having an ongoing debate on IRC about who makes the best riffs. Who do you think it is, fuckass? Simply sign your name under your favorite riffer, with one of your faborite riffs they done.

CHWOKA (The Original Gangster)

• Chwok one up for Chwoka talk 03:09, 16 November 2010 (UTC)
  • {cuts to bub's concession stand. bubs is standing there. The sign reads 'pets - 50% off!'.

CHWOKA: I'll take the front half, thank you.

BLUEBRY (A BIG GAY DOG)

• best riffer ever Brerose 06:26, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
  • "Let me show you something."

BLUEBRY: "He then opened his cloak, flashing Kali, and ran off snickering."

• am I not a homophobe anymore 20:35, 24 November 2010 (UTC)
  • this got gritty fast ~ bluby

SKUB (The Fat One)

• i love all you guys but seriously skub is the hilarity king -- Nacho^Talk 03:47, 15 November 2010 (UTC)

{Skub cries tears of sadness and also entire steaks.}

• That big ol' Bell riff FloppyDongHersh
• he's possibly the only one that's made me genuinely laugh out loud Lex 23:13, 16 November 2010 (UTC)
  • IM A BELL: I heard. He sacked me, too.

SKULLB: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE HOMOEROTIC FANFICTION

• Quite possibly the best thing since! ^SuperCryptogamer12 02:32, 17 November 2010 (UTC) NEEDS SUPPORTING RIFF

NACHOMAN (Like Tom Servo But Not)

• where is the birth certificate???  yup  NEEDS SUPPORTING RIFF
  • that's not happening yeah that one skub posted
• love him - SKUB ?
  • They were just sitting down when they thought they saw Kali.
    

NACHOMAN:"But upon closer inspection it was just a bag of garbage"