(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/MFT3K/X Is The New Y
Opening Comments
CHWOKA: I'm surprised it took us until our second season to riff on Zoo.
NOXIGAR: What, because you had such a hard-on for Im a bell the past season?
SKUB: Is that because you're a sad, sad, husk of a man?
NOXIGAR: YES SKULLBUGGY YOU GENIUS-
{Noxigar realizes Skullbuggy's just kidding around}
NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY!
CHWOKA: Ooh, good one! NachoMan, response?
NACHOMAN: What?
NOXIGAR: "CUT! Once more, with NachoMan!"
CHWOKA: Well, you have to keep sharp around here.
NOXIGAR: So that it's never a dull moment?
{A tumbleweed passes by}
I forget I'm riffing this crap by myself some days.
NACHOMAN: ...being empty is better than being so filled with fat?
CHWOKA: Really, NachoMan? Really?
NACHOMAN: What did I do?!
CHWOKA: Get out. Get out now.
NOXIGAR: YES, AND BEGONE! FOREVER!
{NachoMan walks out. Skub turns to Bluebry.}
SKUB: Hi Bluebry!!
{NachoMan reenters wearing Bluebry's skin and blood is dripping all about}
NACHOMAN: Oh hey guys it's me bluebry the funny guy
NOXIGAR: Boo. That gets a 2/10.
SKUB: Hi Bluebry!!
CHWOKA: Great! Hey, Blubry, SkullB just called me a sad, sad husk of a man. What is our response?
NACHOMAN: Being empty is better than being so full of fat!
NOXIGAR: That was the same joke from ten seconds ago. How is it funny now?
{Everybody laughs. Fade to black.}
X Is The New Y
The following is a still-active fanstuff. The following is the revision as on 00:16, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
X is the new Y
CHWOKA: Why is he using html instead of wikicode?
SKUB: WYSIWYG? More like BS
is a fanstuff
NACHOMAN: in the loosest sense of the word
with a name not relating to the show in the slightest.
CHWOKA: Which is one of the hallmarks of the greatest things ever written. See: A Tale of Two Cities, Catch-22, Fahrenheit 451, etc
SKUB: "Consider me the Andy Warhol of fanstuff"
I'd normally give a rambely intro, but not this time!
SKUB: oh thank god I might have missed out on some "rambeling"
NOXIGAR: Meh. You might have. I sure as hell did.
Episodes
CHWOKA: Reading, Riting, and Mathematics.
SKUB: Chwoka's a reet
NOXIGAR: I'm pretty sure those aren't the three rs
NOXIGAR: But maybe I'm missing the point of the-
NOXIGAR: There are only two rs. And Skullbuggy spelled "riot" wrong. Eh, whatever.
Characters
SO MFT3K CREW, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS PICTURE? CHWOKA: Is Strong Bad melting?
SKUB: haaaAAAAGGH
BLUEBRY: the rainbow bird looks like a cereal mascot
NACHOMAN: words cannot describe the horror before me
NOXIGAR: But you just described the "horror" before you with "words"
Marissa: A smart, quiet girl with a lot on her mind. Easily identifiable by her pink hair and 3/4, 1/4 shirt.
CHWOKA: And her eyes the size of the sun. How does she even fit her eyelids over those?
SKUB: She's probably like a shark and blinks upside down. And probably eats seals.
NOXIGAR: The sun is beautiful.
THE MOON, EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL.
Has a crippling weakness for sun hats.
BLUEBRY: but an even more crippling weakness for the sun
NOXIGAR: No, just a weakness for the hats.
Yvonne: A perky girl ready to join groups without fear. Easily identifiable by her favorite green shirts.
SKUB: Made of astroturf, apparently.
NACHOMAN: "also easily identifiable by looking exactly like Marissa but with different hair"
Xaviar: The planner of the group, despite his (literal) bird brain.
SKUB: I get it.
Comes up with blue prints and plans for all your ideas. Very easy to identify.
Stong Bad
CHWOKA: MORE LIKE STUNG BAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SKUB: How do you type with boxing gloves on
NOXIGAR: I'd delete Skullbuggy's hideously awful joke but then I'd be violating my riffing protocol.
and The Cheat: You should know them.
SKUB: The Cheat's the bird, right
Closing Comments
{Chwoka walks in, and grabs a cup of coffee on the counter. He then notices Nachoman, apparently asleep on the table.}
CHWOKA: Good morning, Cheesy. Um... Nachoman?
{The screen pans to Chwoka's eyes. The camera slowly zooms in.}
CHWOKA: I thought Nachoman was dead.
BLUEBRY: this whole thing is dead ;_;
CHWOKA: Nobody will ever see what we have done here, ever again, from this point moving forward. There is no audience, no net of loving fans. We used to be critically acclaimed, but now there aren't even critics. It's just us four, Sephiroth, Remolay, and Noxigar. No more Joshua, no more Shadow Scythe, no more Im a Bell, no more JCM. Nobody. And why should they look? Why and how would they know there's new MFT3K out? Would they still care enough to look?
NOXIGAR: Oh yeah this is before their "gritty reboot" or some shit like that
{Then, Chwoka remembers that this episode was actually started on the HRFWiki! Oh, Chwoka, you're so chronologically confused!}
CHWOKA: Fat joke!
SKUB: Snappy comeback!
{Skub cries a lot.}
NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY! DON'T LET THAT ARROGANT INGRATE GET THE BETTER OF YOU! THE MORE YOU CRY, THE MORE HE WINS! I HATE WHEN YOU LET CHWOKA WIN LIKE THIS.
