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RiffText/MFT3K/The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo
Contents
Opening Comments
CHWOKA: Ah, this reminds me of when MFT3K first started. Riffing on irrelevant things nobody knew about, that we found by just rattling down the indexes or random page. Heck, we're even riffing a Bellstar fic again! It's just like Season 1.
NOXIGAR: Ah, this reminds me of when I first started using RiffText as part of a series of grand schemes meant to get back at Chwoka and the others. Riffing on the riffs from MFT3K, not giving a damn whether or not I was funny. Heck, I didn't even think to drag a canon Kingdom Hearts character into my riffing shenanigans. It's just like it was almost a year ago, only I don't quite have JCM cheering me on.
NACHOMAN: Season 1 sucked. Who the hell is a Skull Buggy?
NOXIGAR: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, Skullbuggy is the best among your riffing crew and I CHECK YOU CHECK
{A monitor lowers. It's Dr. Brainfreeze!}
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Yes, it IS just like Season 1!
CHWOKA: oh FUCK no, you were the worst thing about season 1!
NOXIGAR: I agree.
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Wow, SkullB, you've gained a lot of wait...
NOXIGAR: weight
and flesh.
SKUB: shut that fuck up g
{Skub takes out a pistol and holds it sideways. He shoots the monitor, but somehow Dr. Brainfreeze is shot anyway.}
NOXIGAR: DAMN, SON
SKUB: anyway what were you were saying?
CHWOKA: Today we're riffing The Adventures Of Domo And T Pedo, written by Badstar and Bell. I had to review the first two episodes for Crap-O-Meter back when it was still active, and it's added a whole new episode I haven't read yet!
BLUEBRY: so we have to do more
BLUEBRY: fantastic
CHWOKA: It really isn't.
SKUB: god chwoka shut UP nobody wants to hear about what you did in the halycon days!!!
NOXIGAR: I do
NOXIGAR: It would be better than riffs on something deliberately terrible, that's for sure.
CHWOKA: But but but but my falcon days!
BLUEBRY: shut thef fuck up
{Chwoka holds his heads in his hands and starts weeping very quietly.}
SKUB: Actually this is a Bell-Melon fic. Not Bellstar, unfortunately.
NACHOMAN: What would you call that? Bellon? Mell?
SKUB: Let's call it shitty and end it there.
NACHOMAN: But we... haven't even read it yet!
SKUB: Oh, I think we're in for something just awful.
BLUEBRY: then let's get into it, let's ROCK AND ROLL
{Bluebry takes off his shirt and slides down a fire pole.}
BLUEBRY: {off screen} the theater isn't down here
NOXIGAR: THANK YOU FOR THAT JARRING IMAGERY, SHERLOCK. NOW I AM IMAGINING SOME RANDOM BLUE-HAIRED WEIRDO TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT AND SLIDING DOWN A FIRE POLE, TELLING ME A THEATRE ISN'T DOWN THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY, BLUEBRY?!
The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo
THE ADVENTURES OF DOMO AND T PEDO.
SKUB: Oh, wow.
WATCH IT.
Episodes
CHWOKA: Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days!
- Domo and T Pedo meet and have a good time
SKUB: I have a really bad feeling about that phrase. Good times with pedophiles don't tend to be... well, legal.
CHWOKA: FOR A GOOD TIME... FOR A REAL GOOD TIIIME
NOXIGAR: {sings} We don't even have to try IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
- Coolcon '09 - Domo and T Pedo go to "Coolcon '09".
SKUB: Cool 'con? No such thing.
BLUEBRY: because if there was, I would be invite-
NACHOMAN: no you would not
NOXIGAR: No because NachoMan would be invited since he's the cool one.
NOXIGAR: Well, he would be if these guys formed a boy band.
CHWOKA: Millions of Ghosts
- T Pedo's house is haunted!
NOXIGAR: Not the only thing haunted, but the MFT3K boys missed out on a slew of sexual innuendos just from this phrase alone.
Cast
Domo
Domo is
SKUB: the Japanese word for "thank you", but also
is the mascot of Japan's NHK television station, appearing in several 30 second stop-motion sketches shown as station identification during shows. In 2006, Nickelodeon brought Domo to America. In May 2008, Domo was running around happily until he tripped over T Pedo. They have been friends ever since. Oh, and he likes Scrubs.
SKUB: Domo is Scrubs' entire fanbase.
CHWOKA: skrubs
NOXIGAR: I'm no Superman
T Pedo
T Pedo is a relative of Pedobear and Domo's friend. His full name is Timothy Alvin Pedo.
SKUB: Sometimes you're just born into a business, I suppose!
NOXIGAR: Paedophilia is not a business, I can assure you.
He likes to eat corn.
CHWOKA: Man, fUCK corn!
He was born in Brazil.
SKUB: Okay, I thought I'd like this character but now that I know that he's Brazilian I just really hate him.
NOXIGAR: Odd, I hate the character just because he's called T. Pedo.
In episode one, Happy Days, he turns invisible and he gains a flying ability. Oh, and he doesn't really care about Scrubs.
SKUB: One of six billion!
NOXIGAR: {blinks} what
Closing Comments
CHWOKA: So? What'd y'all think?
SKUB: I wish I was on fire.
NACHOMAN: I wish I was on chemical fire.
NOXIGAR: Damn, looks like Tannenbaum doused the chemical ignition. Was going to burn their theatre with them in it.
BLUEBRY: i wish i was on chemical explosion
CHWOKA: Yeah. Y-yeah. I agree.
{Pause.}
CHWOKA: Can I step out for a second?
SKUB: I see no reason not to.
{Cut to a dimly-lit shower. Chwoka is curled up, naked and weeping, as cold water beats on his skin.}
NOXIGAR: Well, one of my gas bombs worked.
{Cut back to the theater.}
NACHOMAN: So, uh... what are we going to do after this?
SKUB: Chwoka... isn't here to tell us. That's actually something new!
NOXIGAR: Considering he's busy crying like a whiny little peach...
NACHOMAN: So what do we... do?
BLUEBRY: doesn't the movie just come on the screen when we're done?
NACHOMAN: No, it's like... Chwoka goes and changes it. I think. He makes one movie into another movie.
NOXIGAR: Son, that's not how alchemy works aaaggghhhhhh
SKUB: Shit. Shit! Looks like there's no second part to this double feature.
NOXIGAR: Good! I can now focus on riffing JCMovies or something good
BLUEBRY: wait, i think
BLUEBRY: i can do this
NACHOMAN: Bluebry, you're mad!
BLUEBRY: i'm mad hot
{Bluebry takes off his shirt and slides down a fire pole.}
NOXIGAR: If I were you I'd take pre-ccccaaaauuuuttttiiiioooonnnnn
BLUEBRY: i found the movie
