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TERRELL'S TIIINY BLOG! "A baby chick with no body? That's freaky." 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 Terrell's Blog is hosted for free at JCMBlogs |
March 15 - Pick a BonePart 5 |
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Mood: Confused Scene: Alone in the lair without my friends and Brody After about an hour of Brody shrieking and Stinkoman double deucing, we heard a crash. The crash was big enough to make the door on us fly right off. We decided to see what happened and saw a knocked out Brody on the ground with bones all around him. Stinkoman was in the middle of a victory dance of laughing and didn't see us. I ran into the secret lair before it was too late. Unfortunately, Stobat wasn't fast enough to catch up with me and Grundy slipped, so I had to wait in the lair for them. They took a long time to respond and I got scared and looked out to see where they were. I couldn't find them. I got confused because they were right behind me. And I didn't know how Brody was the one that put the bone in the soup, so that confused me, too. I then decided to post in this blog about what happened. Brody is still unconscious at this moment so when he wakes up, I am going to ask him some questions. I still don't know where Grundy and Stobat are, so I will continue to look for them. I'll post here when I get some information so this isn't over. Until then, bye! |
March 14 - Pick a BonePart 4 |
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Mood: Confused Scene: Alone in the lair without my friends and Brody These parts are getting too long so I will make this one short. Stinkoman got the flag and we heard a cool, flashy sound after that. Then he shot through more of our clones and then we heard him say "This big open area is a great area to have a challenge in." Then we heard some gigantic footsteps that caused the place to shake we knew it was Brody. We smiled at how Stinkoman must have looked at that situation. "are you asking for a challenge?", we heard him say. Brody made a squawking noise that nearly blew up our ears. In fact, mine still hurts, right now. Anyway, now this is where I stop. Deal with it. I'll make the last part tomorrow. |
March 13 - Pick a BonePart 3 |
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Mood: Confused Scene: Alone in the lair without my friends and Brody Yeah, let's get on with this. We heard Stinkoman's footsteps coming toward the lair. All we could do was think. 'I hope he doesn't find the secret passageway to the lair, because if he does, our lives will be a nightmare.' I could feel them nod in agreement. Then I heard the thing that worried me the most. "How did this garden get into my kitchen?" Then he said "Oh well, I must've forgot." I breathed a sigh of relief and could feel Stobat and Grundy's breath on my neck, so they must have breathed a sigh of relief, too. *yawn* I'm being too descriptive. I'm going to take a nap and will finish this later. |
March 12 - Pick a BonePart 2 |
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Mood: Confused Scene: Alone in the lair without my friends and Brody Now on to Part 2. While we were hanging out, waiting for Stinkoman to get rid of his anger somehow, we decided to play with our clones. We went to where they were kept and found out they were-you guessed it, gone. So, we searched the entire lair for them and our progress went up by zero. We finally got too tired to look for them and took a rest when suddenly, a scream, different from the scream Stinkoman made, was heard. We went to see what it was and saw Stinkoman shooting them all up. We knew that was a bad sign so we did the unthinkable...we went into Brody's room. Now I know you think that was dumb but Brody cares for us chickens and always try to protect us when we were in trouble. And that was definitely a situation when we were in trouble. Although, Brody's room was off-limits. But chickens were dying at the moment at a fast rate. As those thoughts were stirring up in our heads, the door fell on us and Brody walked on it. Now, a door made of solid rock falling on us was very painful, but we rather had that happen than face...Stinkoman. Anyway, Brody said "What is going on out there?!" and left. And we stayed there, with parts hurting that we never knew existed in the first place. |
March 11 - Pick a BonePart 1 |
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Mood: Confused Scene: Alone in the lair without my friends and Brody. Today, something weird happened. It was so big that I can't fit it in this one puny entry, which limits only 15 lines. So, I'll add a part each day. Now to start. *Ahem*, it all started this morning. Stobat had finally woken up. It wasn't us, though. It was a scream coming from the above kitchen. We went to check out what it was. On the way, we heard Stinkoman say "A chicken bone! I will find the chicken who's bone this is and ask him if he is asking for a challenge!!" We both looked at Stobat and he shrugged. We knew it had to be him. He was the only one here that could release bones. And he had a disease that caused him to do it a lot more. And I gave him the same chicken soup that had the bone that Stinkoman choked on. So, that really narrowed it down. He kept saying he didn't do it so we had no choice but to believe him. I knew I couldn't rat him out because I already made a promise to never be mean to him again. Of course, I wouldn't say I did it. That would be stupid and unnecessary. So, we just left Stinkoman alone to deal with it himself. And that's the end of this post. Now, to do something else to keep me unbored. Is that a word? Probably not. |
March 10 - Chicken Soup for the Stobat Soul |
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Mood: Embarrassed Scene: In the lair, waiting for Stobat to become conscious again. This is probably going to be the last entry with Stobat's name in it, mostly because when Stobat wakes up, he'll be better again and it's all thanks to me. This morning I got tired of Stobat's bones so I decided to find this thing called "soup". I've seen Stinkoman give it to 1-Up whenever he's sick, so I thought it would work for Stobat, too. So, I searched his refrigerator and found a bowl labeled "Soup". I thought that was it so I took it out of the fridge and gave it to Stobat. He said "Oh, Yum! There's an dumpling!". He seriously needs to work on his grammar. Anyways, he said it tasted familiar and looked under the bowl. He couldn't make out what it said so I read it to him. And guess what it said: "Made from the best chicken"! Stobat fainted after that and its all thanks to me. And now, me and Grundy are wondering how and why he tasted chickens before. I'm both embarrassed...and scared. |
March 9 - Stobat's Squishy Sickness |
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Mood: Guilty Scene: Getting Stobat some food. You know, I've been a little mean to Stobat these past few days. Ever since he blew up the lair, I've been treating him less like a friend. I mean, just yesterday I refused to invite him to the party I threw for saving the lair. What? That was a really proud moment for me. Anyway, he now has a terrible disease that causes him to spit out bones more than usual, and I feel kind of sorry for him. You see, his body is made up mostly of bones. And Stobat has the ability to spit them out when they become overcrowded so his body will have more room for new bones to develop. The disease he has right now causes the bones to become a jumbled mess and it confuses his body and it reacts by making him spit the bones out. That is dangerous because chickens Stobat's size can't function right without bones so if they run out of them, they will explode. And seeing Stobat explode will not be a pretty sight. So, Grundy and I have to feed him a lot so more bones will come faster and we'll keep doing that until the disease gos away. End of long, boring speech. |